Overview:
Remember when Anna Nicole Smith married that old dude, Texas oil magnate J. Howard Marshall? At the time, the only thing more ubiquitous in the media than shitty May-December romance jokes from late-night talk show hosts was that picture of Smith and Marshall sitting together on a bed. Remember that picture? The one where Smith had her arm draped gingerly across her 89-year-old ghoul of a husband’s back? Both of them were smiling in the photo, but it’s Marshall who was grinning like an idiot. After Howard’s death, tons of people argued that Smith was a gold digger, exploiting her husband’s wealth and age for her own personal gain. But if you ask me, Marshall was the one who profited the most from their arrangement. For the last fourteen months of his life, he got to bang (or at least grope) Anna Nicole Smith, the hottest thick n’ busty broad on the planet (pre-Trimspa, of course). While some guys are ashamed to admit their attraction to thicker gals, dudes who are confident in their sexuality know that there’s nothing more attractive than a large, stacked babe with a hunger for cock and a thirst to please. Thinner girls are, on the whole, more uptight and demanding than their larger counterparts; while big broads are content with a night of eating, fucking and falling asleep in front of the TV, slim chicks invariably want to be wined, dined and treated like the princesses their mothers taught them they were. I don’t know about you, but I can’t abide by that kind of attitude. Do you feel me, brothers and sisters? If so, I’ve got good news. Thick N’ Busty is full of the kind of gals you and I dig – gals with no ‘tudes, eating disorders or Itty Bitty Titty Committee membership cards. Interested? Then follow me, Thick Rick!

Thick N’ Busty’s tour page looks promising, with a number of enticing images of (you guessed it) thick n’ busty babes posing, sucking dick and using their ample racks to smother lucky cocks featured front and center. A note from “Boobman”, the presumed proprietor of Thick N’ Busty, states, “I search for thick curvy chicks with HUGE all naturals, who are willing to get naked and nasty for my website! No fancy backdrops or glam shots here, just real amateur action by a guy who fucking loves thick chicks with HUGE all natural boobs!” Weekly updates featuring “100% real all natural thick curvy amateurs” are promised…and delivered once you log in and access the main member’s area. Shall we?

The main member’s page is a simple, clean affair with minimal frills and minimal fuss. A note at the top of the page informs you that membership to Thick N’ Busty also includes an all-access pass to BBW Video King, a DVD download site owned by Thick ‘N Busty’s proprietors (to access the bonus site, just use your TNB username and password). Below this notice lie thumbnails and descriptions of the site’s latest and top rated updates, followed by the site’s top rated models (as voted by members). A banner ad alerting you to the presence of third-party site ImLive’s BBW camwhore section lies beyond that, with news and announcements rounding out the page (the latest news having been posted in October of 2008). The main navigation console at the top of the page holds links to Home, Updates (a pictorial list of all 283 site updates, which can be filtered to show only videos, photo galleries, or “episodes”, which contain pics and vids), Models (an alphabetical list of all models, represented via thumbnails), Live Cams (more ImLive advertising), Content and Support. Wanna check out some videos? Me, too!

Filtering the update page to reflect videos only generates a list of 30 vids, which are presented in chronological order of upload and are represented by nice sized thumbnails, descriptions, star ratings and model names. Each individual video page gives you the same descriptive info that’s listed on the updates page, as well as scene lengths, download and streaming Flash options, member comments and links to other updates from the same model. Vids, which generally run around ten minutes in length, can be downloaded in their entirety or broken up into one-minute segments (there are thumbnails for each segment so you know what goes down in ‘em, aside from the chubby stars). High quality (704x480) WMVs and low quality (320x184) MPGs download quickly and look pretty decent, presenting these amateur busty babes in an appropriately Gonzo style. Flash streams are presented in segments, which makes for quick load times and easy access to the good parts.

As far as photo galleries go, there are 175 currently on the site, with each one holding an average of 75-100 pics. Zip files and slideshows are both available, and a few pages of thumbnails let you try before you buy (so to speak). New pics average around 683x1024, and older ones 800x600 – not exactly mind blowing, but not a rip-off, either. These photos are professionally shot by folks who appreciate the zaftig female form, and do a damn fine job of showing off the curves of these chubby cuties. As with the video pages, descriptions, member ratings and comments, and links to the models’ other updates on the site are provided.

The “episodes”, which currently number 78, are presented in exactly the same way as the gallery and video pages, the only difference being they hold both pics and vids. The same access and download options are available for these updates, and pics are professionally shot affairs – you won’t find any grainy screencaps here, dudes.

The Models page is, as stated above, simply an A-Z directory of all the gals who currently call Thick N’ Busty home. Unfortunately, there’s no way to search the model index by attribute or action – all you can do here is browse. Models are predominately black and white, but a few Latinas are also thrown into the mix. Gals vary in age from early 20s to mid 40s (did someone say, “MILF”?), and looks range from smokin’ hot to downright ugly. In terms of the action these girls participate in, I’m sad to say there’s no hardcore content currently available – most scenes and galleries are devoted to solo masturbation, handjobs, blow jobs, and titty fucking. The closest thing I found to intercourse was a clip in which a dude rubbed his dick against a model named Alia’s panty-covered ass; while I enjoy the fact that the faces attached to Thick N’ Busty’s stuntcocks are never shown (as most scenes are presented POV style), I’m a bit disappointed that there’s no real fucking available here. Most scenes feature the sexual stylings of a single gal, but there are a few lesbian and two chicks/one dude flicks online.

I’m not gonna lie to you – membership prices are a little steep. A 30-day membership runs $29.90, a 90-day one $69.90, and a 180-day one $99.90. It should be noted, however, that membership also includes bonus access to BBW Video King, which will wet your hardcore whistle when you tire of somewhat softcore shenanigans. Need more convincing (or dissuading)? Peep these pros and cons, then!

Pros:
- There’s no reason to believe the content at Thick N’ Busty isn’t 100% exclusive. Sick, bro!

- Updates are made once a week, and new gals are added to the site regularly.

- Viewing and download options are quick and convenient as a “Hot and Ready” pizza from Little Caesar’s.

- Membership includes access to BBW Video King, a DVD site that carries a wide variety (pun intended) of fatty flicks.

Cons:
- There’s no vaginal or anal intercourse at all on this site – titty fuckin’ and blowjobbin’ are as hardcore as it gets.

- Content isn’t searchable by keyword or attribute, meaning you have to browse through all sets and models to find what you’re looking for.

- Some of the models appear to have taken a beating from ye olde ugly stick. Yowza!

- Video and image resolutions could definitely use an upgrade.

Conclusion:
Nothing’s more arousing than a woman who’s comfortable in her own skin – the more skin, the better. The stacked sweeties of Thick N’ Busty have just the kind of chub worth chasing, and with weekly updates and bonus access to a BBW DVD download site, TNB’s webmasters seem to be on the right track. All they need to do now is implement a search engine, up the resolution of pics and vids, and (possibly) include some hardcore content. I reckon THAT would be some truly thick shit!