Overview:
All those folks who say “Life is short,” don’t know shit from chardonnay. Life isn’t short, it’s long as hell. Weekdays roll on and on, making the respite of the weekend seem more elusive each time it comes around. Work is an arduous chore that rewards so few of us so infrequently that I’m genuinely surprised there hasn’t been a recent wave of lay-off suicides. Sex and relationships are difficult at the best of times, impossible at the worst. You persist in attempting to form some kind of connection with someone, anyone (preferably an attractive woman of reasonable intelligence) but usually fail, often through no fault of your own – unless you consider throwing up a chunky vodka/sushi soup during the cab ride back to her place to be your fault. When you do manage to connect with a woman (preferably in the sexually penetrative sense), it usually doesn’t last, but still you hold out hope for that perfect female angel who’ll swoop down, fall to her knees, and wrap her lips around your pained and throbbing member, rising only to shower you with praise worthy of Casanova or Don Juan. In short, you seek an angel of love.

At least one adult website has picked up the idea of seraphic ladies, and this website is appropriately entitled Amour Angels. Immediately the word “amour” arouses thoughts of either European romantic idealism or Pepé Le Pew’s misguided attempts at wooing his beloved Penelope Pussycat. Assuming the former holds more influence over the blood flow to your genitalia, Amour Angels should appeal to the lusty yet respectful romantic horndog inside of you. Amour Angels’ tour page makes a great first impression thanks to a summery, light design and plenty of preview pics showcasing the “fresh-faced teen beauties” collected here. Amour Angels considers itself to be a “brand new artistic erotica site delivering the latest highlights of the scene right to your screen” that lets you choose between “dozens of high class photographers, hundreds of exceptionally appealing and unforgettable models, gigabytes of 5000px pictures and high-definition videos”. As if that weren’t enough, the webmasters go on to detail all the great stuff members are privy to: HD movies, weekly video and photo updates, hundreds of models, thousands of “items”, hi-res images, high server speed, zipped photo archives, and almost anything else a potential customer could desire. The most highly prized aspects of Amour Angels, though, are the gorgeous young women who grace its pages. Talk about angels - these girls are positively heavenly!

Once logged in and settled in the Amour Angels’ members’ area, you’ll be presented with the 32 most recently added items. Each display image is made to mimic an erotic photography magazine (but with pussy!) and offers a tantalizing shot of the featured model, usually posing in the outdoors or with angel wings strapped to her back. The small info boxes beneath these images give you the title of the gallery or video, the photographer or videographer responsible, the date of original upload, and either image count and resolution (for photos) or running time (for videos). The models’ names are usually only visible on the cover images, which can sometimes be quite hard to read, forcing you to inquire further just to find out whom you’re gawking at. A full list of months sits on the left side of the page and allows you to access past updates – all the way back to August of 2006, actually. All of your other navigation will probably require the use of the main menu, which contains all other necessary links – Home, Photos, Videos, Models et al.

The model index is a real treat if you’re into young European girls. It’s tastefully designed with special sections dedicated to New Models, 2007’s and 2008’s Best Models (as voted by members), Model of the Month, and, of course, the rest of the roster. A model search function allows you to narrow your field of vision, only browsing models that fit your desired age and hair color. All girls featured on Amour Angels purport to be between 18 and 22 years of age and I find absolutely no reason to feel that is misleading. They all look like they’re either still teens or just bursting into adulthood – either way, they’re all young, slim, and downright adorable. Once you’ve picked a girl to discover and clicked on her portrait, you’ll find lots of information on her profile page, along with links to all her photo and video content. Right now I’m staring at a tall 19-year-old with jet-black hair and piercing eyes by the name of Katya. Well, Katya, I think it’s time you and I got more acquainted, don’t you?

The photo gallery pages are, not surprisingly, beautifully designed and provide members with multiple viewing options. You can view each gallery by the standard thumbnails-on-a-page method, with each thumb giving you links to view the pic in three resolutions: Low (400x600), Med (682x1024), and Orig (2000x3000 pixels). Zip archives are also linked on the gallery intro page and are, again, in all three size options. File sizes are even declared for the zips, so you can be sure to have enough hard drive space for the hundreds of galleries you’ll inevitably be downloading. The Orig-sized images look fantastic, with great detail showing you just how gorgeous these lithe European sweeties really are.

Since Katya doesn’t have any videos online at this point, I had to head back to the model index and select another adorable Euro-princess – woe is me, I know. Marta, a different thin brunette, caught my eye and led me to discover that videos, too, look fantastic and are delivered in a number of formats. DivX AVIs and WMVs are downloadable and both reach a resolution of 1280x720 pixels. Lookin’ fine? Oh, hells yeah! These scenes come through bright and clear, gentlemen, and I’m sure you’ll be thrilled by the quality. The action of the scenes is usually quite softcore, showcasing the girls’ masturbatory and modeling skills. Occasionally another model will join the fun for some wet (and slightly awkward) making out, even sometimes going so far as to lightly tongue lash the other girl’s (more often than not) hairless vaginal area. Great stuff here, folks, even though the scenes usually max out at around 12 or 13 minutes.

With over 450 galleries and more than 125 videos currently online - and more updates arriving every second day – Amour Angels could be forgiven for sitting back, relaxing, and resting on its significant laurels. Instead, they’ve seen fit to provide you, their devoted customer, with a small collection of homegrown amateur galleries and free access to Teen Art Club, a website delivering content of a very similar nature, albeit from a slightly less professional team. For all of this, you’ll be asked to pay a recurring monthly fee of $29.99, which, although a tad high, seems like it’d be a reasonable charge if you’re a devoted teen Euro-babe fan. Stick around though, fella, ‘cause I’m about to lay down the law. The word of that arbiter of quality, that discreditor of pornographic tripe, that enthusiastic supporter of the rights of the wanking man, Mr. Pink, is about to inform you of the best and worst things about Amour Angels. You don’t wanna miss that, do you?

Pros:
- Videos look fantastic!

- Photos also look really great!

- Models – or should I say “angels” – are gorgeous young Eastern European girls.

- The site is beautifully designed and very easy to use.

- Updates are consistently made every other day with 3 photos sets and 1 video per week.

Cons:
- Scenes are unfortunately quite brief.

- It’d be nice to see a more even spread of videos and galleries.

- Model info is quite scant.

- There are a number of other sites with very similar styles that are triple, sometimes quadruple the size of this one.

Conclusion:
Yo, Amour Angels webmasters! Lemme take a minute to congratulate you on this here job you seem to have done on your website. Yeah, the one called Amour Angels, man. It’s a good website. Nah, fuck that. It’s a damn good website and I ain’t afraid to say that to your face. But bear with me for a few second while I offer some suggestions. You always gotta be tryin’ to improve, you know? How about – get this – you give us fellas more information on them sexy-as-hell models of yours? Yeah, we’d love that shit. We also want to pay a little less for this here whole “experience” thing. Know what I’m sayin’? Look, man…the site looks great, the girls are beautiful and the photos and shit, they look damn fine, but there’s just not enough stuff for us to enjoy, you know? Do I gotsta spell it out for you? More content please! Otherwise, we’re – and by that I mean “you’re” – doin’ fine.