Overview:
The 20th Century saw pornography become so widely available that even 7-11, a convenient shopping destination for everyone, sold numerous pornographic publications. With the advent of the Internet, porn could instantaneously reach all corners of the connected world, satisfying every Tom, Dick, and Mustafa that was dying to see Nina Hartley’s latest comeback scene. Porn became so ubiquitous in the late 20th Century that it seemed like the only place to go from there was further into the mainstream. Young girls now see Suicide Girl as a legitimate career choice, guys doggedly try to find candid shots of their undressed female mates, celebrity sex tapes are released more frequently than “Weird Al” Yankovic albums, and The Big Penis and Big Breast Books are proudly displayed in Barnes & Noble stores nationwide. It’s fairly obvious that the 21st Century is going to feature more fucking more prominently than any century before it. So sit back, fire up your preferred web browser and prepare to launch into 21Sextury.com.

A network of sizeable proportions, 21Sextury.com brings its members 40 websites of hard and softcore porn that includes such notable erotic outlets as Club Sandy, Busty Fever, Sex City Asia, Teen Bitch Club, Footsie Babes, Squirting Files, and DP Overload. With everything from solo female masturbation and lesbian sex to hardcore assfucking and big-dicked double penetrations, 21Sextury.com offers a wide range of sexual experiences all rendered as glorious 720p High Definition videos and 3000px digital photographs. With nearly 9000 scenes currently online, 21Sextury.com sure has a lot to offer. Whether or not they’ll disappoint their members as badly as I was disappointed to find out that the year 2000 didn’t see the sudden invention of an affordable, fuel-economical flying car, though, is yet to be seen. What a rip-off!

Inside the members’ area, 21Sextry.com’s webmasters reveal to you their refined, updated network design. Gone are the excess graphics and long page load times. You’ll now be browsing a much simpler network with greater uniformity across all sites. With simple menus and feature displays  - Hottest Scenes, Models et al – using 21Sextury.com has never been easier. Underneath a Network News feed that keeps you up to date with all the goings on behind the scenes sits a crucial display: Recently Added Scenes. Here’s where you’ll be checking out all the newest updates that arrive on the network five times a day. Now that’s impressive! To grab a gander at the women you’ll be spending so much of your time and energy on, head over to the model index page where a bevy of mostly European beauties awaits. Such recognizable nude performers as Sophie Moone, Madison Parker, Sandra Shine, Anetta Keys, and Eve Angel await your attention. Better give in to them, then. You wouldn’t want to upset women as stunning as these.

As you dig around the site for something so hot that it'll make your balls melt, you’ll probably notice that not every site is open to you, the new member, upon your arrival. That’s because 21Sextury.com uses a number of its bonus sites to bait current members into continuing their subscriptions. You’ll immediately receive access to 25 websites, with another 10 being granted to you for your second month and 5 for your third month of membership. While this might be a little frustrating to those of you used to getting everything you want as soon as you damn well want it, it’s a very good customer loyalty program that gives solid rewards for continued patronage. Besides, isn’t a pack of 25 websites good enough to get you started? If you decided, like most people no doubt will, to browse the entire network as if it were a single site – the other option being to limit your browsing to each individual networked site of interest – you’ll find a great mix of material available to you at all times. Browsing All Scenes gives you a neat preview display for each item – an image, title, date of upload, originating website, and cast – but this display, like so much of 21Sextury.com’s new design, can be easily customized to suit your browsing preferences.

After you settle on a scene to enjoy, you’ll be looking at both photo and video material. Videos will undoubtedly be the bigger draw, so let’s start there; both streaming and downloadable videos are online in a number of formats. Streams must be accessed by clicking on the scenes’ Video tab and look very good, with free-flowing buffers and a fast loading time. Downloads arrive in a grand number of resolutions with more recent additions hitting 512x384, 720x406, 1280x720, and a staggering 1920x1080 pixels, which is 1080p HD – as good as a sub-par Blu-Ray transfer of The Fifth Element, if not better. WMVs and H.264 MP4s are the downloadable formats provided and both do their job more than capably. Images come through bright and strong, with lots of that good old 21Sextury.com dynamism. Really, the only unfortunate aspect of the network’s video archive is its somewhat spotty update schedule. See, the entire network used to add only the first chapter of a video on its day of upload, forcing each subsequent chapter to wait a day (or two, or three, or nine) until it came online. Finally, on the tenth day, the entire scene would be up and ready to enjoy. While some sites appear to have forgone this practice completely, others still hold onto it and this occasionally makes for a rather confusing experience. Oh, well - at least the vids look 100% guaranteed shit-hot!

Photo galleries accompany each and every video and present shots at a resolution of 1280x850 pixels (or thereabouts). Each shot looks pretty damn gorgeous, with vivid colors and a wealth of detail for you to sink your teeth into. You’ll see every mole, freckle, hair, and pore in close-ups, while wider shots give you a great peek at the bodies of some of Europe’s hottest women. Unfortunately, zip downloads were absent at the time of my review (21Sextury.com was still in beta) but I've received word that they are now available. Sweet!

Bonuses? Lemme tell you about bonuses! With a 21Sextury.com membership, you don’t need no stinkin’ bonuses. Well, that is to say you don’t need no stinkin’ bonuses aside from the 25-freakin’ websites you’ll be chewing on straight outta the gate and the extra 10 sites you receive after your first month and 5 more sites you will receive access to on your third month of membership. Your monthly membership fee - $29.95 – is reduced with each consecutive month (your second month is $23.28, and the third is $16.61) – and if you keep coming back you’ll only end up paying $9.94 every 30 days. Now, that’s possibly more worthwhile to you basement dwellers than an extra fucksite or two, right? Speaking of worthwhile, if anyone ever causes you to question the worth of Mr. Pink’s signature pros and cons (patent pending), please apply a swift “Curly” to their ocular cavities and admonish them for their willful ignorance. If that doesn’t show ‘em what’s what, I don’t know what will.

Pros:
- With five updates a day, you’re guaranteed something fresh to ogle over breakfast, at your lunch break, as a post-work snack, and well into the evening.

- Everything you’ll find here on 21Sextury.com is 100% exclusive – except for one caveat that’s explained below.

- 720p and 1080p videos? Oh-em-gee! That’s ridiculously high definition!

- Some of the most beautiful women in Europe? Yeah, they’ve shot for 21Sextury.com sites.

Cons:
- Older content can’t hope to reach the technical heights of newer stuff.

- With some of the sites unavailable to brand new members, some folks are sure to get a little stroppy during their first month.

- Staggering updates on some of the sites is simply frustrating for those who lack of patience, like Mr. Pink.

Conclusion:
Oh, 21Sextury.com, I welcome you with open arms. Your archives are deep and exhaustive, your models gorgeous, and your HD videos truly are High Definition. What a joy it is to watch these hardcore scenes unravel in front of this reviewer’s anxious eyes. Sure, some people won’t appreciate your complex pricing plans and slightly confusing update system, but I’m willing to believe your near-9000 scene strong archive of all kinds of porn – straight, lesbian, solo girl, light fetish, foot focused, deep throat, anal, DP et al – will rectify those slight misgivings almost immediately. 21Sextury.com, unless you personally purchase a flying car for this reviewer, you’re about as great as you’re gonna get.