Intro:
Sofia Coppla’s 2003 film Lost in Translation had three main assists and one of them was Bill Murray. The other two, Scarlett Johansson’s bountiful bosom and the city of Tokyo, may not have produced many laughs, but they managed to steal the spotlight from Murray; although we did see his tits, too. ScarJo’s rack was never given the attention her sheer pink panties were (that’s one opening shot Sofia Coppola’s detractors can’t chalk up to nepotism), but I’m sure none of you could tear your eyes from them, no matter how many insulting Japanese stereotypes were thrown your way. Combine big tits (not just ScarJo’s) with the city of Tokyo and the result is the subject of this here review: Big Tits Tokyo. Wow, a more literal combination, I can’t imagine. Presenting a plethora of sex-starved, amply endowed Japanese hotties getting down to business with some seriously lucky gentlemen, Big Tits Tokyo provides plenty of hardcore videos all for your viewing pleasure. The tour page hints at some pretty kinky content, so let’s throw down the discounted Mr. Pink’s readers’ monthly membership price of $19.95 - that’s a ten dollar saving, right there - and nuzzle our noggins between some impressive oriental racks.

Pros:
Big Tits Tokyo offers fans of Asian porn something they might often find missing from most sites in that niche: large breasted women. Let’s face it, the typical female Japanese adult performer doesn’t exactly rival Salma Hayek’s bra-size, so it’s swell to find a place where titty fans and J-Porn fans can get together and stroke it in the straightest way possible. The models here are, for the most part, young and incredibly flirtatious (not to mention naturally stacked) Japanese hotties.

Making your way around Big Tits Tokyo’s archives is a rather straightforward affair. Keyword tags are provided to help you find similar content quickly. There aren’t many navigation features - a model index is noticeably absent - but that doesn’t prevent the site from being very easy to use.

Members of Big Tits Tokyo are also granted, at not additional cost, access to 13 bonus sites, all of which focus on Japanese women. From the animated, illustrated hentai of Puuko to the ass-stretching antics of Anal Nippon, there’s something here for every J-Porn enthusiast.

Updates frequently arrive on the site’s main page and while it’s disappointing that there doesn’t seem to be a strictly kept update schedule, it’s great to see an average of two, three, or four new scenes arriving each week. Add these to the already large archive and you’ve got a hell of a lot of big-titted Asian porn at your fingertips.

Cons:
Videos currently hover around a maximum resolution of 720x540 pixels and while they generally look quite good, it’d be great to see an HD upgrade soon. Before too long, all top-quality pornsites will be offering HD content, so Big Tits Tokyo better keep up to date lest it seems like a relic of yesteryear come 2012.

Much of the hardcore content presented on Big Tits Tokyo is censored by intentional pixilation of genitalia. For some reason, it’s cool to show load after load of semen being shot onto a woman’s rack, but depicting actual uncensored penetrative intercourse is not. Go figure.

As mentioned earlier, it’s a little disappointing that updates aren’t on a tight schedule. Instead of adding new content whenever the hell it becomes available, the webmasters could easily space it out and add new items on two specified days each week. This way members will always know when to check in for the latest and greatest top-heavy Japanese smut.

It’d be great to have more information about the women whose work we’re so enjoying. What do they do on the weekends? What is their bust size? Who is their favorite J-Pop idol? All of these tidbits can only increase a viewer’s investment in the site.

Conclusion:
Like Godzilla tore through the city’s streets, eating up everything in his path, you, a fan of boobs and Asian chicks, will surely devour every scene currently held at Big Tits Tokyo. The models are gorgeous, a little coy, and definitely down for some depraved hardcore action and while there are some improvements needed to bring the site back to the forefront of porn-oriented technological advancement, Big Tits Tokyo is still one hell of an enjoyable fuck site, as are the bonus sites your membership allows you to enjoy. The main drawback is, of course, the unfortunate blurring of penetration scenes, which for a man used to western smut, can’t help but bring down the enjoyment factor just a touch.