Overview:
Because we men often invest so much in our female companions, they have the ability to tear us down with a mere utterance. “You’re getting a bit of a gut there, babes” will slay a guy’s confidence every time, as will the old classics ”Honey, don’t be stupid,” and “Couldn’t you try a little harder to be as witty and accomplished, not to mention good looking, as your brother Malcom? He’s great!” As difficult as it might be for some of us men to believe, there are guys who actively seek out women that will humiliate them, insult them, and generally treat them as worthless human beings. Where we call these women “bitches”, these types of guys often call them “the one”. Porn sees its fair share of submissive, humiliated men and no fetish demonstrates this kind of willful degradation (at least, no fetish without whips or chains) more than CFNM: Clothed Female, Naked Male. CFNM Plus is one of an increasing number of sites that cater to guys looking for abuse and ridicule in either their real lives or their fantasies, and offers photo and video content that adheres strictly to the M.O. of clothed women taunting and eventually fucking the guy in question. 

The tour page does make two fairly bold moves that aren’t by any means typical of CFNM porn: women occasionally get almost completely naked (controversial, I know) and a significant number of strap-on-wearing women hop to fucking men in the ass. Well, things certainly just got a bit more interesting around here! CFNM Plus’s tour page also makes the bold claim that “all movies and screen captures are in the highest quality possible”. Does that mean the highest quality they can manage or they absolute highest quality anybody, anywhere, with any equipment can produce? Put away those tealeaves and tarot cards, because the only way to find out is to log in with Mr. Pink and let him elucidate the situation.

This reviewer recently churned out yet another modest masterpiece of porno criticism that focused on a site called Strapon Lesbians. In that review, I stated rather bluntly that the site was to be avoided. Strapon Lesbians was so poorly constructed, the content so underwhelming, the whole experience so frustrating that it’d only waste the precious, precious time of you, dear reader. The same folks responsible for Strapon Lesbians now bring to you CFNM Plus, so you’ll have to forgive me if I’m a little reluctant to enter this review with even a tinge of optimism. Strapon Lesbians sucked so hard that it’s impossible for me to not be somewhat bitter about having to sit though a similar ordeal after the comparative delights of absurd hentai and big-titted Japanese chicks. Still, it’d be unfair to write CFNM Plus off completely before taking a look inside and testing both the site itself and the content it hosts. Move over Judge Mathis, Judge Joe Brown, and Extreme Akeem… Judge Pink is at the gavel and ready to pound.

The CFNM Plus members’ area is as poorly designed as its 100% lesbian brethren. There’s no discernible menu system, all the content is laid out down six exceedingly long and borderline unreadable pages. Each scene is represented by a preview image, rundown of the action, and links to a downloadable WMV and a photo gallery. Yeah, that’s pretty much it, to tell you the truth. The only other items of note to be found here are the occasional link to a streaming version of a scene, some banner ads for a site called Tale of the Dancing Bear that is accompanied by four free video samples, and a smattering of “Sample Bonus Clips” from a variety of sites that all continue to use the term “tushy” way past its use-by date. These bonus clips are barely worth glancing at, let alone downloading, so keep your scroll-wheel turning, pilgrim. There’s gotta be at least one scene you’ll enjoy in this here promised land of CFNM Plus.

I suppose you’ll be looking for a model index so you can check to see if any of your favorite pornstars make appearances on CFNM Plus, right? Well, pardner, I’m afraid you’re shit outta luck. There’s no model index, no profile pages, barely even a mention of the performers’ names. What you will find, however, are the scenes themselves and little else. Videos tend to only come in WMV format and reach a standard resolution of 640x480 – hardly “the highest quality possible” we were promised. As previously mentioned, you’ll see a number of scenes in which men get taunted and teased by clothed women who proceed to undress the hapless fucker and sexually taunt him. This usually causes our pal to get all riled up and prepare himself for the ultimate sexual satisfaction. That is, of course, until the bitches decide he’s had enough and either fuck him in the ass, make him suck “cock”, or watch him whimper as his almost-ejaculating member falls flaccid and unsatisfied. Sucks to be that guy! Scenes take place in prisons, courtrooms, living rooms, public lavatories… you name it, there’s a shoddily assembled set meant to represent it. 

The still images aren’t very impressive either and only reach resolutions of 700x463 pixels, which is quite pathetic really. Ugh. It might be Thanksgiving but there’s very little to be thankful for here at CFNM Plus so let’s get the fuck outta here. (Oh yeah, it’ll cost you $29.95 every 30 days to be a member here.) Pros, cons, conclusion, scores, more turkey, food coma... It’s all coming up right about… now.

Pros:
- If you like seeing guys humiliated and assfucked by vicious bitches, this is the place to be.

- I’m sure there are a few well-known pornstars here – I spied Maya Hills – but good luck finding them.

- Some scenes can be both downloaded and streamed!

Cons:
- No model index = frustration at not knowing who you’re beating off to or whether someone hotter is around.

- Video and photo resolutions certainly aren’t “the highest quality possible”. 

- The design of CFNM Plus is so terrible it’ll cause nothing but frustration and disbelief.

- If you pay $30 a month to join this site, I’ll take you off my Christmas card list. For real.

- The content archive here at CFNM Plus is like that joke from Annie Hall – “Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know; and such small portions."

Conclusion:
CFNM Plus, I laugh in your general direction. Such a pitiful excuse for a porn site you are. There’s nothing online here that’s worth the aggravation of actually using this poorly designed, sporadically updated, low-rent excuse for a smut site. The male stars want to be humiliated, right? Well if this isn’t the ultimate humiliation, I don’t know what is. Oh, wait… I’m developing a new theory… What if – stay with me on this – What if CFNM Plus, a site that professes to cater to men with a humiliation fetish, are intentionally providing a horrible service for the express purpose of humiliating those who sign up and pay $30 a month for this tripe? Man, the webmasters are fucking geniuses! I take it all back! CFNM PLUS FOR LIFE!