The name Preston Parker might sound like a bad Spider-Man imitation; another brown-haired, awkward teen who gets super powers after being bitten by a genetically engineered locust, becoming Locust-Guy. That might sound like a far-fetched premise for a porn site - example: how does a humanoid-locust ejaculate on one woman, let alone multiple - but the reality is almost as fantastic. Who would’ve thought that Preston Parker (yes, he does exist) could rise from humble beginnings to become one of the online porn world’s most prominent talents in front of and behind the camera. With a substantial Free Ones message board thread devoted to his ability to shoot multiple large loads onto waiting women, an act even the legendary Peter North has trouble with, there seem to be a lot of people talking about Preston Parker and his explosive cock. Luring eager young harlots into his office, Preston deals them a hefty blow right between the eyes upon reaching the apex of his sexual gratification. Interviews are usualy conducted first to make sure the girl is of a good sort. Then the fucking begins. And continues. And ends with an explosion to rival Krakatoa. What fun and all for $24.95 a month, too. There have been a few rumors floating around that Preston Parker has left Bang Bros and gone gay-for-pay or that he’s dealing with life as a college football star and multiple DUIs. Are either true? Is he still fucking his wad out on Facial Fest? Let’s find out, folks!?

Pros:
Facial Fest scenes tend to be a little on the long side but, more often than not, every second counts towards the inevitable messy end. Preston welcomes the woman in question into his office and chats with her about porn, her life, and how much she loves sucking dick, before instructing her to undress and get to work. She sucks, they (usually) fuck, and Preston unleashes the contents of his hose-beast all over her face. A simple recipe, but a good one.

Facial Fest members can browse the entire Bang Bros network at no extra charge. That’s right, folks, the entire 34-site Bang Bros network is at your disposal at no extra cost and presents you with an almost constantly updating group of niche hardcore sites of every possible description.

Now that the Bang Bros have discovered the joys of HD video, so too will we discover just how much more exciting it can be to watch an already great scene in glorious 720p. The POV camerawork combines with the HD resolution to really make you feel like you’re in on the action and Preston’s just some dude standing behind you and commenting on your performance.

Preston Parker isn’t just a fantastic performer with the gift of the gab, he’s also a solid talent scout. It’s not uncommon for an aspiring pornstar to make her first appearance on the receiving end of one of Parker’s abundant penile expulsions before going on to bigger, though not necessarily better, things.

Cons:
Preston isn’t the only guy getting his knob wet at Facial Fest. Occasionally he’ll pull in a pinch-hitting buddy to fill his vacant shoes. Some members might not mind this, but I’m a fan of consistency and tend to dislike interruptions to a continued appearance like Preston’s.

There aren’t a ton of exclusive scenes available at Facial Fest; at least, not yet. Hopefully the weekly updates will continue to arrive to this strictly adhered to schedule, increasing the size of the site with each passing week. It’d be cooler still to see Preston and his pinch-hitting bros pair up for individual twice-weekly updates, if only for a short time.

Although Preston does a great job smattering his seed all over these lovely young ladies, it’s a shame that he can also be so verbally disrespectful. It might seem ridiculous to call out someone for disrespecting women when it’s their job to cum on the faces, but insulting and berating them just isn’t cool.

While fans of fresh-faced amateurs will love this fact, I was disappointed to find that so many of the girls featured at Facial Fest have only performed in that one scene. A few will have worked elsewhere - Heather Vahn is a great example of a Facial Fest performer underused by Bang Bros - but the majority can claim this as their first and only porn scene.

Conclusion:
If the clothes make the man then it stands to reason that the ejaculate makes the wearer, too. That being the case, the female performers online at Facial Fest are so fantastic in part because of Preston Parker, their erstwhile host, interviewer, photographer, sexual partner, and rainmaker. There’s nothing quite like watching a pretty face being covered in juicy, white cum and Mr. Parker’s skills as a talent scout are matched only by his ejaculatory proficiency, making for truly great viewing. It would, however, be great to see a lot more content in the Facial Fest archives, which, at a meagre 120-odd scenes isn’t quite enough to fulfill all your face-covering cumshot desires.