Overview:
Of all the sparkling personalities on display at Bang Bros – Sparky, Smokey, Joey-Joe, Flip-Top Freddie, Harry the Bearded Lady, “Honest” Steve, Bull’s-eye Bob – there is none more intriguing than the mysterious “Preston”. He could just as easily be the cloaked hand that runs the whole enterprise as he could a lowly worker drone that lucked into a neat position with a cool company. If you haven’t yet made Preston’s acquaintance, allow me to introduce the guy who is in some ways the focus of this here review: Preston Parker (if that is his real name); born on an unknown date in an unknown location; gifted with a reasonably sizable and fully functional penis; burdened with an extreme fondness for ejaculating on women’s faces; tasked with filming said ejaculations for Facial Fest, the Bang Bros’ very own facial website! I’ve seen him with close-cropped brown hair, dressed inconspicuously in a t-shirt and shorts; I’ve seen him with a lime green bandana wrapped around his forehead, holding back his bizarre white-boy cornrows. I’ve noticed his oddly grimacing expression and witnessed a few instances of unsettling near-misogynist leanings, along with a few moments that suggest he’s a big, cuddly teddy bear who just loves to give “special hugs” to auditioning wannabe pornstars. Appropriately enough for a site called Facial Fest, these “special hugs” always end with a seminal explosion on the pretty, young face of a twenty-something “actress”. As I said, Preston catches all of this with his video camera and shares it with us, his adoring fans. The more homophobic readers might not appreciate this, but it’s almost like we’re all involved in the Facial Fest with him and the girl of the moment! Thanks for the invitation, Preston. Now let your jizz flag fly, bro!

On Facial Fest’s tour page, we find out that these women appearing here aren’t professionals – “Amateur girls giving blowjobs, getting fucked then facialed [sic]” – if it wasn’t already obvious from the never-before-seen faces you, uh, see before you now. Sure, there are tons of stunning pornstars, but even the likes of Bobbi Starr and Rebeca Linares ain’t got nothing on these girls. From the reserved, icy-cool beauty of Miranda Kelly to tatted-up minxes like Faye Runaway (who is now definitely a pro) and adorable little cuties like Mixi, Facial Fest runs the gamut of female types and styles. Videos are promised to arrive once a week in High Definition formats – “filmed in HD,” it says – which seems to run pretty much in line with the rest of the Bang Bros network. Not only will Facial Fest members get access to Preston’s complete archives, but they’ll also have free reign of the 29 other websites hosted by the Bros. Not bad, huh? And all for only $24.95 a month! Still, twenty-five bucks is quite a bit of money to a lot of people, so why don’t we break it down and see whether it’s really all worth it? Buckle up, readers, this is one party that promises to be a rollercoaster ride of non-stop thrills, chills, and especially spills. 

Inside the Facial Fest members’ area you’re given two main browsing options: the classic Bang Bros layout that has served you well for many a year or the new, high-falutin’ design that is currently in beta testing mode. Having used the new layout for all of my recent Bang Bros reviews and re-reviews, I find it immeasurably preferable, which is indeed a great compliment as the older design certainly wasn’t a disaster. At the main Facial Fest page, you’ll see the most recently added scene featured in a large display that shows a dozen preview images, the scenes title, star, date of upload, and a rundown of the action as well as direct links to the photo and video content. Further down the page sit over 40 other recent updates displayed in a more minimal fashion. A main menu sits up above everything else and guides you to the model index, main updates page, and the rest of the Bang Bros network, should Facial Fest’s 94 updates be too little for your eager appetite.

After perusing the archive and checking out the rather wide range of women who’ve darkened Preston’s door, you’ll have to make a decision. Me? I went with the update entitled “Naughty Librarian Look-Alike” from about two months ago. Why? Well, Lisa Lexington has a geeky, but sexy look about her and I like her t-shirt design – it sports a t-rex and an airplane, of all things! Lisa’s scene, like almost every other Facial Fest scene, takes place in Preston’s office. Lisa sits her sweet self down on the sofa and gets to talking to her (and our) host about all sorts of stuff that is pretty interesting at the time, but is nothing you’ll remember when it’s all over and done with. As usual, Preston eventually talks Lisa into unveiling her tits and gets her to pose in seductive physical arrangements before inviting her over to get on her knees and start sucking. Some girls fare better than others and some manage to suck cock as well as someone of Eva Angelina’s experience; in the end, they’ll all end up in the same place: back on their knees after getting fucked, waiting for Preston to deliver his steaming load all over their face. Preston usually manages to produce quite a hefty helping of jism, putting him in the running for Cum Shot Legend should anything happen to Peter North. (Best wishes to you and yours in 2010, Peter! Stay safe!) It’s messy work, but somebody has to do it, and that somebody just happens to be Preston Parker.

Videos have been shot in High Definition, but unfortunately are not presented in any resolutions higher than 720x406, sandwiching them right between SD and HD. Still, the WMVs look very good for non-HD videos and should please most viewers. The streaming videos also look great, maybe even better than the downloadable options. Colors are bright and everything comes through quite clearly. The only videographic hiccups I found were due to Preston handling his own camera for the duration of the scene. That’s right, sports fans – every Facial Fest scene puts you right in the hot seat in true P.O.V. style. Watch as a cute little minx goes down on your weirdly tapered penis and awkwardly receives your seminal deposit on her facebank. You, dear reader, are Preston Parker.

Facial Fest’s images galleries come in two forms, screencaps and photos, and accompany all 94 scenes. The galleries can be viewed either by downloading a zipped archive of all images or via the thumbnail layout on the gallery page. Photos reach 800x530 pixels, while screencaps fall a little lower at 720x406, just like the videos they’ve been taken from. There’s not really much cause for complaint when it comes to either the photos or the videos, although both could stand to see an increase in resolution, bumping them up to High-Res and HD respectively.

You won’t find any facial-specific bonus content online here at Facial Fest, but you will have the rest of the enormous and illustrious Bang Bros network at your disposal, which equals hundreds of hours of viewing pleasure covering a wide variety of pornographic niches and styles, but all with that decidedly Bang Bros flavor! But is it all really worth the $24.95 a month you’ll be forking over for access? To find out once and for all, let’s wrap things up with Mr. Pink’s patented pros and cons!

Pros:
- Although they’re mostly amateurs giving porn their first go, the Facial Fest models are almost always gorgeous.

- Preston Parker is a more than adequate host and actually pretty good at this whole ‘fucking chicks on camera’ thing.

- The Facial Fest videos look pretty damn good, even if the resolutions aren’t exactly HD.

- The Bang Bros network is one hell of a sexual adventure – and you get total access to it with your Facial Fest membership.

Cons:
- There are only 94 scenes online right now – not exactly a wellspring of content.

- Preston sometimes comes off as a dick-ish in some scenes, being really pushy with the women, and borderline insulting them to their faces.

- Many of the models have only worked for Facial Fest and don’t appear on any other Bang Bros sites.

Conclusion:
Facial Fest operates under a very simple premise: take women that are auditioning to be pornstars, shoot the audition, make them suck your dick, fuck you, and take your cum on their face and video it all for an online audience. Simple, right? Yeah, actually, it is pretty fucking simple… and effective! Even though there are less than 100 scenes on Facial Fest at the time of writing, there’s enough variety and entertainment within those scenes to satisfy most porno fans. Should you find Preston too irritating or sleazy (and he can be both), there’s the rest of the Bang Bros network for you to devour at your leisure. In short: two thumbs up!