Overview:
Now that May-December romances, relationships, and otherwise intimate interactions that feature older women and younger men (as opposed to the more historically ubiquitous older male/younger female arrangement) have found more approval from the collective public eye than ever before, it’s no surprise that the pornography industry has followed suit. Ever since those American Pie bit-players uttered the term ”MILF” onscreen way back in 1999, those behind the scenes of your favorite porn production houses have been finding new and reasonably innovative ways to inject some mature blood into your adult entertainment diet; the Bang Bros are certainly no exception. With MILF Soup, MILF Lessons, and Mom’s Anal Adventure already helping the infamous network attract cougar fans, you might ask what purpose Backroom MILF actually serves. Is it just another brief side project that the Bros will soon abandon? Does the titular back room play a significant role or is it just a cheap anal sex pun? Whatever the case may end up being, you can trust Mr. Pink and his faithful fingers to absorb, review, and proclaim everything pertinent to interested parties. If you, dear reader, are even mildly interested in Backroom MILF, I suggest you read on.

From the outset, it is obvious that the models of Backroom MILF aren’t exactly the oldest chickens in the coop. Many appear to be in their 30s or early 40s and, although certainly old enough to have spawned a couple of little ankle biters, don’t really gel with the mental image conjured up by an overheard utterance of “MILF”. Still, it’s hard to complain when they’re such gorgeous ladies with an obvious affection for cock. Handling the hosting duties is Joey Ray – one of the less conspicuous but still dead-horny Bang Bros. Joey welcomes each woman into his office before getting down to business in much the same way that his comrade and co-worker Preston Parker does over at Facial Fest. The tour pages promise weekly updates, amateur performers, a P.O.V style, and High Definition videos. While many of the Bang Bros sites now claim to offer HD vids, they all seem to fall a little short; scenes are shot but not delivered in HD. Will Backroom MILFs run counter to most other Bang Bros sites and bring its fans some glorious HD footage of the hottest amateur MILFs getting plowed onscreen, or what?

Inside the members’ area lay a cluster of compelling options for first time visitors: a large display heads up the main page and offers a wealth of textual and pictorial information on the single newest scene and its featured performer; further update displays that dip back into the past year of scenes; the main menu bar, which takes you to every possible destination the site and its parent network holds, including of course such Bang Bros sites as Ass Parade, Big Tits Round Asses, Can He Score, and Fuck Team Five. If that doesn’t keep you coming back for more at least a few times a week, I don’t know what will! Updates do arrive on a strict weekly schedule – every Saturday, folks – which is great to see. Also great to see is the model index. Filled with every kind of sexy woman you can possibly imagine, the Backroom MILF roster contains such stunning examples of ripe femininity as the busty blonde Leah Lust, the unassuming porcelain-skinned Diana Prince, and flirty Latina Angelina Castro. I rarely envy the indecisive under normal circumstances, but even less so now. Me… I decided to click on the latest addition to the Backroom bulletin board, Jazmyn; largely because of her ample breasts, seemingly vivacious personality, and the undeniable fact that Puerto Rican women are more often than not dynamite in the sack! Tre magnificado! Ole! Castro!

Like every other on the site and network, Jazmyn’s profile page gives you a nice portrait image, brief bio, vital stats, and links to all her Bang Bros scenes. As is the case for most of these ladies, Backroom MILF is the only site they’ve worked for thus far in their careers, if they’re even considering becoming professionals. Joey Ray seems to like his smorgasbord of pussy to reflect the different cultures, races, and communities of Earth. Sampling sweets from Eastern Europe, the UK, South and Central American, good ol’ USA, and some places curiously left unnamed means you’ll be taking in a lot of very different women who not only speak differently, but fuck differently to anyone you’ve managed to snare in your own life. Ages are, like I said, quite low for a MILF site – Jazmyn is only a year older than this reviewer – who, female readers should note, is still fairly young and reasonably spritely! Instead of dwelling on such likely trivial things as the age of a self-professed MILF or cougar, why don’t we examine the most important thing of all: her sexual ability?

Backroom MILF’s 83 scenes generally follow a pretty predictable pattern: Joey welcomes the woman in question to his office, they talk about her background, sexuality, fondness for younger men, and life in general before she starts removing items of clothing and ends up with his cock in her mouth. Sooner or later, Joey gets anxious and slips his rod into its natural habitat (hint: it rhymes with Debussy), letting us all enjoy the ride. Sooner or later it’s time to explode, which our host usually does onto/into the breasts/mouth of his temporary partner. It all sounds a bit rote, I know, but the performances from the women and that near-intangible Bang Bros attitude help make everything rather exhilarating. 

Each update contains both still image and video material, with stills coming to you in two galleries: screencaps and photos. The screencaps are, as always, largely forgettable. The photos, however, shine with great clarity, rich colors, and resolutions of 800x530 pixels that look very good, if a little small. Downloadable zip archives are available for both gallery types and there’s always the standard thumbnail galleries, should you prefer to keep it old school. 

Videos can be downloaded or streamed either in full or split up into segments. In what is now one of the shining lights of Bang Bros’ technical achievements, the streaming videos come in three quality options – Good Quality, High Quality, and Madman, which is by far the best and looks better than any of the download options. Should you decide to stick with downloads, you’ll find your options quite limited. WMV is the format of choice for all Bang Bros sites, and at a resolution of 720x406 pixels, the scenes look quite good, if not brilliant. While shot in HD, the scenes don’t reach true HD dimensions when viewed by you, the paying customer, which is nothing if not a little disappointing. The videos do, however, look very good and should ultimately please most viewers, though perhaps not the uber technophiles who care only about bitrates, pixels and codecs.

Bang Bros isn’t really the kind of network that believes in too many restrictions and you’ll be pleased to know that your Backroom MILF membership allows for complete access to the entirety of the Bang Bros network – 30 websites in all. Sure, some no longer update and some only update every few weeks, but most bring new content online every seven days and fill your pornographic plate with hundreds and hundreds of tasty morsels. Signing up will cost a nickel shy of twenty-five smackaroos (that’s $24.95), so let’s make sure every cent is worth it with some conclusionating, Mr. Pink style!

Pros:
- Amateurs or not, these mature maidens sure know who to please a man!

- The P.O.V. shooting style really helps Backroom MILF stand out from the rest of the mature porn sites currently filling every corner of the Internet.

- Although they don’t strictly reach High Definition resolutions, the available videos look great – yes, even the streams!

- Bonus network access? Dude, duh! This is our Bros we’re talking about here!

Cons:
- With only 83 scenes currently in the archive, hardcore MILF-aholics will surely feel a bit let down.

- Videos could use a few different download options. Right now, there’s only one.

- If you want to see more of these gorgeous older ladies, tough luck. Most of them have only worked for Backroom MILF.

- Far too many of the models are too young to be included in the MILF category. 26 years does not a MILF make!

Conclusion:
As we’ve come to expect from the Bros of Bang, Backroom MILF is a thoroughly entertaining glance into what it would actually be like to have the privilege of sexually servicing dozens upon dozens of incredibly hot older women. Sure, they’re not all above the age of 40 like some guys might expect or demand, but they’re certainly not 22-year-olds with pigtails; every one feels like she’s more mature than most regular pornstars. With a few minor tweaks here and there, Backroom MILF would see some improvements, but none are immediately necessary. The only thing I really want to see change here at Backroom MILF is the amount of content. 83 scenes is by no means a pittance, but it’s not enough for this ravenous reviewer. What about you guys? Wouldn’t you just love some more MILFery?