Overview:
Kelly Divine’s tour page makes mention of 3000 photos, 100 videos, and frequent updates, giving this reviewer the impression that there’s really not a whole lot online right now. Perhaps the site is still too young to develop an extensive archive, or perhaps Kelly is one of those pornstars that won’t shut up about their constant hectic workload, but in reality just sit around watching MoPo and taking bong rips with their teacup yorkie. Personally, I’m hoping for the former, although neither is particularly reassuring. Kelly does claim to take requests for custom shoots, so if you’ve got a burning desire to see her spank herself with a hockey stick, you just might be in luck! Kelly just seems like that kind of girl: accommodating, willing, and, well, kinda slutty in the most charming way possible. She has a substantial rack (artificially augmented, sure) and one hell of an ass. I’m actually quite surprised that I’m not more intimately familiar with Kelly. In fact, if I hadn’t started following her on Twitter a little while ago, I’d never have known she existed before tackling this review. So, dear readers, why don’t we discover the pleasures of Kelly Divine together? Consider it a bonding experience.

Logging into the members’ area of Kelly Divine’s site, I immediately notice a large countdown banner that shows only zeroes. That means it’s time for one of Kelly’s scheduled webcam shows! Jumping over to the webcam page shows that a tiny audience of three are sitting at their keyboards, waiting to compliment Kelly on her numerous physical attributes. The problem being that Kelly is nowhere to be found. There’s no video, just a “waiting for performer” notice filling the frame. The audience isn’t saying anything, either, just sitting there twiddling their thumbs (or other appendages, although to what they’re twiddling, I don’t know). After posting a short passive-aggressive comment lamenting Kelly’s absence in the chat room, I hightailed it out of there. What a great start to the review!

The rest of Kelly’s site is decidedly more active than the webcam chat. Menu options, content previews, update listings, Top Photos and Top Scenes displays, links to Kelly’s other online community pages (Twitter, Facebook, YouTube et al), and a preview of what lies waiting in the Home Videos and My Toy Box sections (self-recorded masturbation movies). Standard updates seem to arrive once a week and contain video content only. Photo galleries were arriving every week, but stopped in late November of 2009. While it’s a real shame that there haven’t been any new photos added in almost two months, at least we can still enjoy the weekly videos. These videos cover a pretty standard range of porno-types, as proved by the ten scenes listed on the first of six video pages. Here you’ll find a straight hardcore scene, three girl-on-girl scenes, two girl-on-girl-on-girl, two girl-on-guy-on-girl, one evenly mixed foursome, and a male-female footjob episode. As you can see, without getting into seriously fetishistic territory, Kelly doesn’t mind expanding her range and doing things that you wouldn’t see on another solo pornstar’s site. Then again, it wouldn’t be a bad idea for Kelly to diversify even more, as she could only set herself further apart from the pack. 

Each of the 60 scene updates bring you a streaming Flash video that reaches 720x380 pixels or thereabouts. While this stream generally looks pretty good the colors seem quite bland and washed out, which is unfortunate, and not just because of the cute, bright lingerie Kelly often sports. Downloads are available in WMV and MP4 formats, reaching resolutions of 550x310 and 720x480 pixels in the former format, and 320x240 in the latter. All look to be of average, acceptable quality; not more, no less. If you’ve been dying to see Kelly Divine in HD action, you’ll be sorely disappointed, but if you’re by no means a stickler for pristine quality, you’ll most likely have no major problem with the videos. Downloads transfer at a decent rate and shouldn’t take any longer than guesstimated to save to your hard drive.

As mentioned, photo galleries make it online at an undetermined rate. As nothing new has been added to this section of the site in almost two months, it’s difficult to tell if there’s any hope on the horizon. The galleries that are online deliver an average of 25 shots at resolutions around 702x1056 pixels. Older galleries show images at lower resolutions, but we can at least assume that, should any new photos come online in the near future, they’ll hit the larger of the two resolution options. Galleries are often solo-girl or girl-on-girl shoots that sit on the tame side of the spectrum, but every now and then Kelly will bring some decidedly hardcore images to the screen, as in the Lesson in Anatomy three-part series, an interracial fuckfest. Photos generally look pretty good but don’t really excel in any discernible way, merely bringing Kelly’s adventures to the computer screen in a simple, effective way. Oh well, at least she’s got a monster ass!

The Home Videos and Toybox sections of Kelly Divine’s official site feature 62 and 12 scenes respectively. The Home Videos bring masturbation, behind-the-scenes, and candid footage of Kelly in all kinds of situations. These videos are reasonably entertaining, but don’t rely on them to get you instantly hard and sticky; leave that to Toybox, where you’ll find 12 videos that show Kelly trying out different vibrators and dildos to incredibly arousing results. Aside from these additional videos, the only bonuses you’ll find on the site are a dozen or so desktop wallpapers that look good but don’t really add much excitement to the whole enterprise. Fans who want to get to know Kelly on a more intimate, personal level will be glad to find a forum in full flight, with Kelly participating in many discussions and even taking requests! Unfortunately, the blog page is a dead-end and doesn’t give you anything at all. Oh well, I guess it’s back to the Twitterverse for Kelly!

At $24.73 per month, a membership to Kelly Divine’s one and only official website runs a little steep for my liking. After all, the main content archive only holds 60 videos and 37 galleries – not a whole lot, really. Still, Kelly does have an incredible body (especially “dat ass”) and what is online is pretty a-ok by my admittedly lofty standards and me. But what about you, dear reader? How would you feel about throwing down about twenty-five bucks to check out Kelly’s goods on a daily basis? To find out, read on – these pros and cons are sure to be of some help, even if only a little.

Pros:
- All of Kelly Divine’s hosted content seems to be exclusive to this site.

- Videos arrive once a week and seem to be sticking to that schedule pretty consistently.

- Kelly Divine has a body built for fucking – great boobs, lean figure, and one hell of an ass.

- Kelly’s forum, Home Videos and Toybox sections give you a bit of insight into the woman behind the ass.

Cons:
- Kelly has performed anal sex on camera a handful of times, yet no anal scenes appear on this site. Bummer!

- Cam shows are irregular and unreliable. They’re also not archived, which is a major bummer.

- The general visual quality of the video and photo content is good, but not great.

- With a tiny archive of only 60 videos (plus bonuses), there’s a lot of room for growth here.

Conclusion:
Kelly Divine has an ass that won’t quit, a rack that won’t lie down, and an admirable dedication to sexual performance. What Kelly Divine doesn’t have, however, is a fault-free website that commands attention from everyone who views it. With a fairly small archive on material, both photo and video, currently available, members of Kelly’s site will undoubtedly start feeling anxious within a week of their initial payment. There’s simply not enough going on here to warrant signing up, at least not at this point. Maybe in a few months Kelly will have everything sorted, updates will be arriving more frequently, and your $24.73 will seem like money well spent; just not right now.