Brazzers Network Review

Overview:
Most of the 20 websites provided by Brazzers are focused on that ever-popular strain of pornography, busty chicks. The Brazzers webmasters are so fond of heavy chested babes that even the parts of the network not specifically dedicated to big tits will occasionally allow a bountifully bosomed beauty to partake in a scene. These guys sure seem to love tits but, hey, who doesn't?

Once logged in, those with full access (i.e. members) will find a nice, cleanly designed main page dishing out a wealth of information about the network and how best to make use of it. The latest updates are listed not only with basic scene information but with a good synopsis, performer list, categories covered, date uploaded, times viewed and even a user rating. A lot of detail, for sure, and that's only what's written. Each update notice is accompanied by a sweet pic that encapsulates the content in a single image. Soon-to-be-added updates are treated exactly the same way (except obviously without the user ratings and times viewed statistics).

Hunting down your perfect piece of footage is nice and easy, too. A side menu gives the following browse options: Brazzers Scenes, Upcoming Scenes, Highest Rated Scenes, Most Viewed Scenes, Categories and Random Scene. If these don't give you all you need there's always the old stand-bys at the top of the page: Scenes, Pornstars and Our Sites should cover most bases. Let's start with the ever-so-sexy gals themselves.

The Pornstars tab leads to a listing of every performer on the network, guys and girls, although you can elect to show one or the other if you prefer. Their default order of listing is by user rating but can be changed to name or number of scenes. The always-popular Eva Angelina pulls in a rating of 9.06 so let's check her out, shall we?

Eva's page, as with all model pages, is full of information about the woman and her work. You not only get her age and measurements but also a brief bio, her rank in the list of Brazzers hottest performers (she's an under-appreciated 9th) and all the categories she touches upon in her scenes (big tits, cum swapping, squirting, etc). A video interview is even provided for those that want to know all there is to know about their favorite pornstar. This is where Brazzers really impresses me. Sure, lots of other networks have model listings, great videos and hot performances, but it's the attention to detail that the Brazzers team puts in that makes them quite exceptional. Now that they've kinda blown me away with their model profile pages, let's see how the actual content shapes up.

Each scene page impresses, with options made to please. Scene summaries and performer lists aren't the only things you'll find here - trailers, "HQ" photos, screenshots, 1 minute clips, user ratings and comments sections are all easily found and accessed courtesy of the site's breezy navigation. Upon clicking on each scene page, a streaming Flash video will automatically show up, ready to load and start playing. Occasionally it started playing of its own accord but that's easily stopped if you'd prefer to wait until you've downloaded it to your hard drive. The newer videos are supplied in 4 main formats: WMV, MPG, MP4 and an iPod/PSP compatible MP4. The file sizes for each option are shown next to the download link and can help you determine just what video is best for you. The WMV, MPG and larger MP4 files check in at a resolution of 640x480 with a nice, high bitrate that makes the image crisp and clear. The smaller MP4 is encoded for iPod, iPhone and PSP use and is, as a result, smaller. With a resolution of only 320x240, this video is about half the file size and therefore half the download time of its bigger brothers. Still, the image is good quality and it looks great on an iPod.

Both the HQ photosets and the screenshots can be viewed either in your browser or by downloading a zip archive of all the pics. The photo sets regularly contain over 500 images that sit around the 900x600 pixel mark. Eva Angelina's Good Cop, Big Cock photo set featured a whopping 852 shots, most of which were great. That amount could be a bit too much for some users but, hey, nobody's forcing you to keep them all, right? The screenshots usually number slightly less, around 300 to 400, but even that will surely be enough for any pic-obsessed member.

As you dip further back into the archives, the level of quality decreases somewhat. Older scenes aren't available in as many video formats and have lower resolutions. The image sets don't have as many pics and might be a little small for some. Generally, though, everything is big enough and plentiful enough to be satisfactory to all but the most demanding member.

I really could rave on and on about the great user features and community aspect of the Brazzers network but the most important thing, even more important than Eva Angelina's bust size or the number of scenes Shyla Stylez appears in, is the sex. Is it hot? Will it get your blood flowing? It sure will. A lot of newer scenes have an added focus on plot and situation, more so than older ones anyway. Personally, I quite like it. While it's great to have a scene that's simply a girl walking into a room occupied by three thick cocks and getting her brains fucked out there's also something pretty cool about an amusing set-up resulting in some great fucking action. One scene in particular centers around a foxy police detective (our gal, Eva) who, gun drawn, happens upon a crime victim. A male cop is involved, there's something at stake & who cares? It's nice to have a laugh once in a while, even while waiting for the jizz to start flying. I'm sure some will find it annoying and dull but there's always the fast forward button or the option of only downloading certain parts of a movie.

Alright, enough of my raving. Let's get down to the real business at hand. Is it worth shelling out the big bucks (in this case $19.95 a month) for access to the Brazzers network?

Pros:
- Super hot pornstars in piping hot scenes sucking and fucking thick cocks while their incredible busty chests bounce all over the place before getting covered in cum? Yeah, sounds pretty good to me too.

- Daily updates across the network keep the fresh content rolling. With an average of 3 updates per day, this network is a great place to get your daily dose of quality smut at a discount price.

- Plentiful image galleries are a must for the dedicated still image fans out there.

- All exclusive content!

- Great site design, navigation and detailed information about every scene and every performer really goes a long way when it comes to making a great porn site.

Cons:
- Some of the older videos could use a bump in resolution and some pictures could use a bump in size.

- Older content doesn't come in as many formats or in as high quality as newer content.

- A few of the sites are no longer updating with new content.

- A trial membership only gives you limited access to the sites and allowing your trial membership to convert into a full membership is a little more expensive than just buying a full monthly membership from the start.

Conclusion:
Their claim of being "the world's best porn site" isn't far off. They might not be the best but the Brazzers Network guys have done an astoundingly solid job. Content is very fine across the whole network and they're raked in some big stars to ensure the quality stays at this high level. Their dedication to detail really make them stand out from the ever-increasing crowd of crummy, disinterested webmasters and this translates into one of the most enjoyable reviews, let alone online porn experiences, this reviewer has had in recent years.