When deciding where to make your new pornographic home on the Internet, a number of important factors come into play. How much a site costs is as important as the attractiveness of the models, the ferocity of the fucking, the quality of the videos, and the general aesthetic of the whole production. If you, like the horny teeming masses of Brazzers fans before you, get a kick out of busty, heavily made-up sluts thrust into amusing situations that all end up in one fiercely moist and messy place, all viewable in High Definition video resolutions that make you feel even more involved than before; all of these factors have helped to make Brazzers one of the, if not the single most lauded porn network on the ‘net. At a regular monthly membership price of $24.95, it seems too good to be true. Is it, dear reader, all just hype and pomp and show or is there really something inside Brazzers that’s so awesome your cock will never stop thanking you?

Pros:
The Brazzers casting department do one hell of a job. Not only do they manage to pull in such notable pro-sluts as Sienna West, Gianna Michaels, Penny Flame, Faye Reagan, and Rebeca Linares, but there’s a regular influx of new talent that is put to the test. Want to see a big-titted, thick-assed 19-year-old newcomer put through the Brazzers ringer? Man, you’re in for a treat.

You’ll have 28 sites at your disposal once you become a Brazzers member: from the fairly standard hardcore fucking of Pornstars Like it Big, Hot Chicks Big Asses, and Real Wife Stories to the mammary-centric Big Tits in Uniform, Big Tits at Work, Big Tits at School; there’s MILFs a plenty at MILFs Like it Big and Mommy Got Boobs, the vicious hate-fucks of Pornstar Punishment, plenty of anal at Big Wet Butts, and even some reality docu-porn hosted at Day With a Pornstar.

Because he’s just such a swell dude, Mr. Pink has again nailed a discount for his readers, this time knocking five dollars of the usual Brazzers monthly fee. Bringing it all down to just $19.95 a month, this makes a great deal even more attractive, wouldn’t you say?

Something new arrives on the Brazzers homepage roughly three times every day, adding to the 3,000-plus scenes already online. You log in. What do you see? Will it be a scene in which a mystical genie grants some guy one wish and he wishes to fuck her in the ass? Will it show the inner workings of a lesbian Wiccan sisterhood? Only at Brazzers, folks...

In the 18 months or so that Brazzers have been adding HD video content, I’ve seen this network become a leader in that field. With consistent uploads in 720p and 1080p formats, Brazzers beats most other American hardcore networks, offering videos so vibrant and dynamic that they’re almost untouchable.

Cons:
The Brazzers guys are an aggressive bunch; Pornstar Punishment and their insistent marketing techniques have proved that, but it’s still evident from just a glance at the homepage. They aggressively advertise within their members’ area, placing banner ads and promotional graphics frequently throughout the network.

Fans of photographic porn will be glad to see a photo gallery accompanying every video, it’s just a shame that they’re forced to find, identify, and download zipped archives to get any images larger than 600x900 pixels. There are high-res images, guys, they’re just tucked away in zips.

Not surprising in the slightest, but still a shame, older Brazzers content is not available in HD resolutions. Falling far short of the highest possible quality even for 2005, the 640x480 older videos are nowhere near as good as the newer HD offerings.

The servers that host Brazzers don’t seem to be quite up to snuff. Download speeds were sluggish and I experienced a few browsing issues that seemed to be related to the performance of the servers in a high-traffic period. Brazzers is consistently one of the most visited porn sites on the ‘net, so perhaps it’s time for a server upgrade.

Conclusion:
It’s rare for this reviewer to give an overwhelmingly positive review to a website or network. It seems many other adult review sites prefer to gloss over some negative aspects to paint a site in a glowing light either because they don’t want to be Negative Nancies full of proclamations of doom and gloom, or they like the increased traffic more positive reviews bring. Here at Mr. Pink’s, however, we tell it like it is; or at least how it appears to be. That’s why when I say that Brazzers is undoubtedly one of the most exhilarating rides a web-savvy porn fan can have for less than $20, I mean it. Sure, I’ve got complaints about a few things - server performance, members area advertising, comparatively dull older content - but these all pale when you view Brazzers in its entirety. This one comes very, very highly recommended, folks. The aggressive Brazzers style might not be for everyone, but who can deny the hotness of these scenes? Nobody, that’s who. Nobody.