Overview:
If there’s one thing that I can’t stand about the sexual politics of younger adults (and it’s very hard to choose just one thing) it’s the blowjob issue: most of the young women I speak to about sex constantly complain about the guys they date wanting blowjobs all the time. They usually claim they don’t like the taste or think it’s somehow a misogynistic act but I know for a fact that their tune changes in private. Close female friends and past girlfriends have often told me that they in fact quite enjoy sucking dick. They do like the taste, the sensation, the sense of accomplishment; they just protest in public for fear of being labeled a “slut”. Why then can’t we throw this tired topic out the window already? Why can’t we agree that fellatio is a wonderful thing that benefits both parties and leave it at that? I’ll tell you why! If blowjobs became a complete non-issue, guys would be quite content limiting themselves solely to that particular act (with maybe a bit of cunnilingus thrown in as a re-gifting, as it were). In the male mind, sex would become just about the blowjob. Since you can’t hope to have a satisfying relationship of any kind with that specific plan of intimacy, you might as well fantasize with Only Blowjob.

The tour pages Only Blowjob provides to new visitors start with a warning that those easily offended by adult content should steer clear. The site, the warning tells us, contains “GOBS of SHOCKING EVIL” and “Perverse, Debauched, Sinful, Lewd and Orgiastic Degeneracy” that will surely disturb the constitutionally timid. What are you? A pussy? Get your ass inside and check out what’s on offer! “Exclusive HDV content” shouts one image, “the best blowjob site on the net” says another and the dozens of preview images don’t do anything to convince me that those boasts aren’t strong possibilities. Another notable claim is that of nine additional websites that will be accessible to Only Blowjob members. Now that is a strong selling point!

Logging in to Only Blowjob, you’ll find a clean and professional web design Mr. Pink enjoyed so much on his last visit hasn’t disappeared, nor has the simple yet effective navigation system. The main members’ page shows previews of the ten most recently uploaded scenes with the single most recent finding itself featured in a rather large display. This is where you’ll discover that most of the Only Blowjob models are gorgeous European women whose glamorous style belies their truly slutty cock-smoking nature. Clicking on the Models tab in the main menu will give you a closer look – you might even see some American ladies in there doing it for Lady Liberty. The archive of content can be examined in a few different ways, the most effective probably being a category index that provides such options as P.O.V, Casting, Blowjob Orgy, Two Chicks One Dick, One Chick Two Dicks, Interracial and Glory Hole, and there’s also the standard 1-on-1 blowjob category for those that prefer to keep things simple. Still… I think the model index is a safe first venture into any new porn site. After all, you wouldn’t stick your dick in any chick’s face, right? Right?

The alphabetically arranged model listing gives you a chance to sort through the roster of about 300 women and find someone you like; preferably someone quite pretty with plump dick-sucking lips. My choice, Federica, looks kind of like a Ukrainian Gia Paloma and currently has two scenes on the site, one a P.O.V. video, the other a one-on-one hardcore blowjob during which Federica is all gussied up in a pink latex nurses outfit. Most scenes unfold in a pretty obvious way: a stiff dick and a Euro babe meet up and exchange numbers, later getting together for drinks, a movie, and some mixing of bodily fluids. Occasionally they’ll decide to double date or just bring one sexy friend along to join in the festivities. If you’re hunting for content by category you’ll get what you’re after as there’s plenty of variation between the different types of cocksucking movies – P.O.V, Blowjob Orgy et al. Whatever your flavor (heh), you should find it here.

The nearly 300 photo galleries usually contain over 100 high-quality images in a number of great viewing options. The photographers are obviously very experienced and professional – it shows in their work. All the shots are brightly lit and well covered, giving you visual access to every part of the models’ impressive bodies. Some viewers, especially those who appreciate realism – the kind of people who remember Ricky Jay’s great, brief protest in Boogie Nights, “There are shadows in life, baby!” - will want something a bit more, well, natural, but I’m sure there are many who’d disagree with them. You can view the set of shots from your browser window or by downloading the available zipped photo archive, which is very handy to have. When you’re using the former method, you’re given the option of viewing each shot in one of three resolutions – 800x530, 1200x800 or 2000x1330 pixels (a.k.a. small, medium, and large) – all of them impressively high quality. The 2000px photos present an exquisite view of the stunning models. Every pore, hair, and, yes, blemish on their faces is visible, which really puts you in the scene with them; at least, as much as you can be without a plane ticket to Zagreb or wherever the hell they’re shooting this stuff.

Only Blowjob’s 350-odd videos are presented in a very pleasing variety of formats. Flash streams give you immediate access to all the sloppy sucking scenes in resolutions of 448x256 and 720x405 pixels. Alternatively, you can elect to stick with downloads: High Definition WMV at 1280x720, 852x480; DivX and QuickTime at 960x540; and partial scene MPG clips at 448x256. The HD videos are well worth your attention and bandwidth and they thankfully don’t take too long to download, what with DDF Productions doing the right thing and forking over some serious cash for some serious servers. Speedy!

At $34.95 a month, Only Blowjob ain’t the cheapest slag on the corner, but this is a pretty classy place after all. One concern I do have is that it appears the webmasters have pulled a ton of content offline in recent months. Last time Mr. Pink’s stopped by there were almost 1000 scenes in the archive; now there are under 400. Some of the content seems to be trickling back online as recycled updates, which is a damn shame. Even though the webmasters are adding new content quite often – every two or three days, actually - some of the updates are merely older scenes that have been removed from the archive and re-added. There are, however, bonus sites to be enjoyed – nine of them, in fact, including DDF Busty, 1 By-Day 1 By-Night, and Hands On Hardcore – which is a great added incentive to join. So what’s the verdict, I’m sure you’re wondering at this point? You know where to find out, right? Mr. Pink’s patented pros and cons, of course!

Pros:
- All of the content online at Only Blowjob is original and exclusive to this site.

- A number of great bonus sites are available to all members!

- Man, to be a chick magnet in Hungary… These models are absolutely stunning.

- The HD videos and hi-res images look fantastic and bring you tons of detail.

Cons:
- Oral-only sex tends to get pretty repetitive pretty quickly and might bore less committed members.

- With their heavy makeup jobs and the flat frontal lighting, the models sometimes look almost like mannequins.

- Last time Mr. Pink dropped by there was almost three times the content online. Where’d it all go?

- $35 a month is quite a chunk of change.

Conclusion:
What with the constantly fluctuating Euro and US Dollar now more at odds than last time Mr. Pink’s stopped by Only Blowjob, the membership price has increased a little. At almost $35 a month, it’d be easy to decide against an Only Blowjob membership, but that would certainly be a bit shortsighted. This site is, after all, one of the best oral-only adult sites currently in operation and, with the substantial archive of HD videos and hi-res images, you’d get a very entertaining package for your money, quite a worthwhile package actually. There are also those natty bonus sites; damn, they’re alluring, just like the sloppy yet sensual oral antics here at Only Blowjobs!