Overview:
Young men face many pressures these days: getting a good job, paying for dates, not gawking at amply bosomed female co-workers… It’s a tough life and it just gets tougher. Whenever you watch a porn flick, you’re faced with the shame of having to compare your own member with the likes of Shane Diesel, Lexington Steele, or the late, great John Holmes. Against these monsters of cock, you can never measure up. (Against Evan Seinfeld a.k.a.: Spyder Jonez, however, you’ve probably got a chance. Ooh burn!) If you can handle the humiliation and simply love seeing thick trouser snakes tear up teeny tiny pussies, there are few websites more attractive than Monsters of Cock. Coming to you from the mad geniuses behind Bang Bros, Monsters of Cock caters to all your donkey-donged pornographic needs with dicks that are guaranteed to be 100% real (unlike some other sites I could name). Pornstars like Gianna Michaels, Andy San Dimas, Brooke Banner, and Gianna Michaels again (who must really love that gigantor dick) get down and dirty with the Bang Bros, taking every inch of these thick, long rods deep into their various orifices. The tour pages informs us of weekly updates going back over six years, 300 full-length scenes, bonus access to all 30 Bang Bros websites, and free daily live video chats for all members. Now, I’m not about to go munching on a big dick, but that sure is one hell of a tasty deal!

After logging into Monsters of Cock, you’ll find yourself staring at the entire Bang Bros network. With a whopping 30 websites online - MILF Lessons, Big Mouthfuls, the infamous Bang Bus, Blowjob Ninjas, and Fuck Team Five are but a few – there’s little reason to suspect you’ll ever be waiting around twiddling your thumbs, longing for something new to watch. Updates are made to Monsters of Cock every Tuesday. There's always more content being added to other sites on the Bang Bros network, usually a couple of scenes per day. Surely this will be enough content for most users, won't it? The design and navigation system in place here works very well and you shouldn't expect any hiccups along the way. A very good model index is something that I always consider important and Monsters of Cock comes through with a great one. You can view models that perform solely in Monsters of Cock scenes or elect to view all models from all Bang Bros sites. Once you find a girl that looks like she'll make for some entertaining viewing you can click her photo and head to her dedicated profile page. Here you can view a nice big portrait of the lovely lady, some bio information and vital statistics. Links are provided to all of her scenes on Monsters of Cock (or elsewhere on the Bang Bros network, for that matter) and come with a good description of the scene, enticing you to investigate further.

When you hit a scene’s viewing page, you’ll find a number of appealing links to various appetizing content: streaming video of the entire shebang, photo and screencap galleries with zip options, and the chance to download either the entire scene or parts of it. The streaming vids come in three bitrates – 800, 1500, and 3000 kbps – and look very good, significantly better than most sites, and they’re a very nice way to sample scenes before committing to a full download. In fact, the two larger streaming options are so watchable you need not even bother with the downloads if you’re only planning to watch the scene once. Just make sure you’re on a speedy connection, as they do eat up quite a bit of bandwidth. The full-length downloads come as WMVs that reach 720x406 pixels, which is technically a High Definition resolution, albeit a fairly modest one. Older scenes max out at 640x480 and while they still look good, it’d be great see everything move towards HD, preferably full 720p or better!

Image galleries are online but they a little bit dull when compared to the lively videos, which is a bit of a bummer. Not every scene has a photographic supplement but those that don't at least always have a screenshot gallery. The screenshots are good for previewing the scene, but that's about it. The photos, when they're available, are very nicely shot and show the girls' bodies off rather well, especially when the camera gets nice and close to the penetration. The pics, while not as big as the dicks they show, aren't exactly diminutive and with a resolution around 780x520 pixels they look pretty nice. Zip archives are available for most galleries, meaning you can grab and go (or fuck and run), leaving stuff downloading while you, I don’t know, leave the house or something. Crazy, I know!

The sex contained in these videos is the saving grace of Monsters of Cock and will surely satisfy most big dick fans out there in Pornoland. The impressively endowed gents do a very thorough job of pushing the ladies to their physical and sexual limits, shoving their rods not only into every available pussy but often into their asses, too. Yowch! One perfect example of what makes Monsters of Cock so thoroughly entertaining is a scene starring Shane Diesel and Vanessa Leon called “A Squirt of Diesel”. In this 35 minute romp, Vanessa and “The Deeze” hang out around a swimming pool, head inside to a luxurious bathroom complete with flower petal-accessorized bathwater, and proceeding to test the limits of the little lady’s vaginal capacity. Diesel absolutely destroys her (in the best possible way; he is a gentleman, after all) and Vanessa adores every second of it, even as she’s struggling to accept this phallic freight train. Eventually, just as she begins to actively protest further penetration, Diesel retreats, instead thrusting his fingers inside her, furiously working towards some mysterious goal. Vanessa squeals, gasps, and falls into the bathtub. It turns out this is the first time she’s ever “squirted” and she is just as, if not even more surprised than the crew and audience. If this isn’t one of the greatest Bang Bros scenes of all time, I’ll eat my own face.

Ok, so you don't hang with the big boys; that’s totally normal because, let's face it, most guys aren't blessed with monster cocks. So, is the shame you feel enough to keep you from exploring the world of Godzilla-sized dicks online at Monsters of Cock or will you plunk down your twenty-five smackaroos (well, $24.95 actually) and plunge into the Bang Bros network headfirst? Perhaps the following winning and losing points will assist your decision making process!

Pros:
- $25 a month for 30 great websites? Uh, yeah, I’m down.

- Updates arrive on Monsters of Cock once a week. Every Tuesday is party day!

- The streaming videos look fantastic and are definitely on par with the downloads, perhaps even a little better.

- Like all Bang Bros sites, the content here is 100% exclusive.

- Unless you’re afraid of feeling like a pin-dick loser, you should find most of Monsters of Cock’s scene thoroughly exciting.

Cons:
- Bang Bros have never been able to bring in the fastest server speeds, so downloads take a little longer than you might like.

- Sure, there’s some HD content now online here, but as far as HD goes, it won’t be winning any awards.

- It's pretty much one guy, Ramon, and maybe a friend or two that do the fucking. Sure, it's not easy to find guys with dicks big enough to be "monstrous" but it'd be cool to see some other dudes get in on the action. More Shane Diesel!

- Some of the bonus sites update far less frequently than Monsters of Cock, if they still update at all.

Conclusion:
I wanna be a Bang Bro. Come on – they’re the luckiest bastards alive. They get to rail on porn’s most fuckable babes in all sorts of situations. This one, Monsters of Cock, has to be the most ego-boosting, though. The big-dicked homies seem to having an absolute whale of a time and the women don’t seem to be disappointed by the prospect of testing their resilience in this particular way. Updates are frequent and scenes are very enjoyable, plus there are all those delicious bonus sites to check out! Really, the only areas in which Monsters of Cock need to make improvements are the photo and video resolutions. If they can reach true 720p (or better yet 1080p), the site will be totally unbeatable in the big-dick arena!