Overview:
If you asked any young man today what sexual act he most eagerly anticipated trying, odds are the answer would be “Anal, duh.” Such is the lure of the rectum. It’s tight, it’s forbidden, it’s quivering, puckering visage calls out to men whenever they head downtown for a quick lunch. In short: it’s there. Porn doesn’t exactly aid the asshole in avoiding penetration either. 100% anal sites are popping up faster than you can say “dontforgetthedamnlubethistime” and more and more pornstars are becoming known as excellent anal performers. Take a look at someone like Rebeca Linares. If Rebeca limited herself to oral, manual, and vaginal stimulation, she’d merely be the most stunningly beautiful Spanish pornstar ever to waltz into the San Fernando Valley. Thanks to her dedication to assfucking, she is something else entirely – a stunningly beautiful Spanish porn goddess of all things dirty, filthy, degenerate (and I mean that in the most complimentary way). With the prospect of pages and pages of tiny brown cock-hungry assholes inside, Ass Traffic is certainly an enticing concept for an adult site – all assfucking, all the time! 

Ass Traffic’s tour page points out the numerous benefits to joining: 1080p HD movies, high-speed servers, about 300 scenes, hardcore assfucking, double penetrations, gorgeous European models… the list goes on. The web design is clean and simple and makes a strong, professional first impression, so let’s head inside and see if the pleasantries continue!

After logging in and landing on the main members’ page, you’ll start to understand the treasures that lie within the sites’ cyber-walls. This main page displays 28 of the most recently added scenes with the single newest being given a preview trailer and a handful of thumbnail images with which to entice you. Various menus and displays surround this update list: the main menu directs you to Home, All Models, All Movies, Bonus Movies, Action Search and various other less-interesting destinations; a model name search; a members’ feedback poll; and a most helpful tally of everything currently on the site (309 movies starring 250 models). All is not golden, though, as the last update was made in late August of 2009 and there is no date listed beside Next Update, leading me to conclude that Ass Traffic won’t be seeing any new material in the foreseeable future. Appalling!

Clicking the “All Movies” tab directs you to (you guessed it) all of the site’s exclusive anal videos listed by date. Each item shows a photo of the star performer or performers along with the following crucial info: date added, title, model, rating (in stars) and a brief but informative synopsis of the action. If you’re looking for someone in particular you can also search for a model’s name. Each model has their own page with links to both their Ass Traffic scenes and scenes from other websites on Ass Traffic’s parent network, DEV8 Entertainment. A section where comments and ratings can be left by users is a nice addition and can often let you know what a particular girl is like without having to download and watch a full movie. There’s also a neat “People who like this model also like” feature that just might help you find a new favorite or two. 

After selecting a scene and breaking out the tissues in readiness, the most important factor of all comes into play: quality. Ass Traffic makes a bold boast of hosting true High Definition videos and I’m pleased to say they come through with aces. At a resolution of 1920x1080, their HD offerings are truly a sight to relish. Even on a laptop screen, the clarity is crystal and the image vibrant, but why stop there? A guide to transferring the HD vids to your HD TV is also available for the technologically impaired. If you’re not HD ready, don’t fret – there are multiple video download formats (from 320x240 MPGs to 960x540 WMVs) available in addition to chaptered streaming videos. While downloading the large HD videos will definitely take some time (even on DEV8’s speedy servers), the webmasters have given all members advice regarding the use of download managers to, well, manage their downloads. Thanks, guys!

Every scene on the site comes with two galleries, one containing screenshots pulled from the video, the other photographs. The screenshots usually number about 300 and can be viewed in either low res (1024x768 pixels) or high res (1920x1080) options. Both look great, but real picture fans will undoubtedly head straight for the photos, finding single resolution images that reach 1000x1500 pixels and look fantastic. The lighting, the framing, the everything is of the highest professional quality, giving every gallery a sheen and drawing as much attention as possible to the gorgeous models and their luscious asses.

For a site called Ass Traffic, I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that every single scene currently online features some truly hard assfucking. Whether the woman in question is taking on one dick, two dicks, three dicks, or four, she does so very capably and with little resistance. Assholes are wrapped around some thick Euro cocks with little on-screen preparation. Scenes start with a little striptease/interview sequence, maybe some oral, and then it’s straight through the backdoor. You have to love that dedication to ass. Where some anal sites give us regular sex scenes that happen to include anal, everything Ass Traffic does is 100% ass-related.

“This is all well and good but what else do I get and how much will it cost me?” Well, fellow admirer of the human sexual act, Ass Traffic’s webmasters have not only seen fit to provide you with the 300-and-something Ass Traffic scenes and galleries, but also 84 bonus scenes provided by third-party producers and featuring such illustrious ass queens as Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, and Belladonna. Unfortunately, the rest of the DEV8 network is off-limits to Ass Traffic members, meaning you’ll have a total of 393 scenes and not a single scene more. Membership costs $29.95 a month or you can test the waters with a three-day trial for $2.95. Is that all clear now or do you need further elucidation? Want me to break it down into bit sized nuggets for you? 

Pros:
- The model index is thorough and easy to navigate with convenient links to related pages and scenes. 

- All models are hot-bodied and perform very well, sounding eager and appreciative of each inch they take.

- Video download options are plentiful, with low-quality MPEGs coexisting with medium, high and HD quality WMVs. Partial scenes are also downloadable.

- Extremely high quality HD movies are the big draw card at Ass Traffic and their dedication to keeping up with technology is commendable. The HD-TV setup guide is definitely nice touch.

Cons:
- The servers may be fast but the huge file sizes of the HD videos makes downloading them a lengthy and boring waiting game. 

- The bonus content is definitely lacking. What about network access, DEV8ers?

- The makeup artists often go overboard, covering the models’ faces with excess foundation and eye shadow. Some of these women couldn’t look any more whorish if they were standing on a street corner.

- Is Ass Traffic no longer updating? That’s surely what it looks like!

Conclusion:
Before updates stopped appearing on Ass Traffic’s schedule, this site was well and truly one of the best anal sites online. The fucking was (and still is) breathtakingly hard, with double anal penetrations occurring every now and then. Scenes start off with a short prelude then it’s straight to the ass for some deep pounding. The European models are generally quite beautiful (although too heavily made-up for my taste) and the site is professionally maintained with great web design, navigation options, and stellar HD videos. So, what happened? Why are there no more updates on the horizon? I’m afraid even I can’t tell you that. What I can tell you, however, is that if Ass Traffic was still updating, I’d suggest all assfuck fans sign up immediately.