Every time I see a friend make a Facebook status update, blog entry, or (even worse) “tweet” about how they’ve managed to work their way into the VIP area of a music festival, film premiere, or art “happening”, I seethe with jealously. Not that I really give a schlitz about these events or about being seen mingling with the beautiful people. It’s more that I hate to miss out on the free loot you’re usually handed in such circumstances. Imagine, then, my unbridled enthusiasm at being tasked with reviewing NS All Access, a veritable VIP pass to everything New Sensations has to offer; or at least I assume. From the looks of the tour page, NS All Access offers up over 1,500 videos starring some of the hottest pornstars on the planet. From the cum swilling sluts of Jizzbomb to the dream-realizing, fourth-wall-breaking hardcore of POV Fantasy, there are eleven sites at your disposal once you throw down the required $14.95 for monthly membership. That price is, of course, a discount negotiated by Mr. Pink himself, so don’t dilly-dally if you wanna save. Porn fans, this is your Black Friday.

Pros:
NS All Access gives you the chance to enjoy all the content a huge network of this size can offer. With eleven hardcore porn sites online, some of them dating as far back as 2003, you’ve got an incredible amount of porn at your disposal - well over 3,000 scenes!

Videos, while not High Definition, look very good at reach resolutions of around 720x480 and 888x480. This quality level is now standard issue here at NS and images, too, look great, reaching 1024x600 or thereabouts.

If, like anyone who’s bothering to read porn reviews, you’ve got a handful of pornstars you consider your go-to girls, you’re likely to most, if not all, of them online here. From Eva Angelina to Gianna Michaels, these spectacular sluts are showcased in a variety of hardcore styles, from lesbian fingerbanging to four-guy gangbangs that end in the messiest possible way.

Although not all sites update to a strict schedule, you can expect at the very least one new scene added to the network every day. Obviously, this adds quite a substantial amount of porn to the already huge archive with every passing week and month.

Cons:
NS All Access’ navigation features leave something to be desired. It will take you longer than necessary to find the particular performer or performance you’re looking for. The delays come thanks to the lack of a network-wide search function and absence of a detailed model index.

As hugely successful as New Sensations is, they haven’t managed to keep up with the rest of the HD-ready industry. With most major sites touting exclusive High Definition content on their tour pages (and backing it up with actual 720p or 1080p content inside)

Quite a few of the sites attached to NS All Access have completely ceased updating. Butt Divers, 2 Chicks 1 Dick, Screaming O... none of these (nor some others) have added any new content in months or, in some cases, years. What gives?

Downloading from a network connected to one of the largest and most popular porn production entities currently in operation should be a smooth, faultless transfer. Unfortunately, that is far from the case here at NS All Access, where download speeds are sluggish and frequently drop out altogether.

Conclusion:
NS All Access is going to mean trouble for chronic masturbators. If you are considering cutting back on your stroke sessions or taking up another "hobby", good luck! There's is plenty o' porn at NS All Access to keep you occupied. The content is hot, as are the women. The design, navigation and resolutions could use a significant boost in quality and functionality but overall it's a entertaining network with a discount price and a few minor complaints. Just don't come crying to me when your hand cramps up.