Twistys Review

Overview:
If you're one of those guys that finds himself compulsively watching the Olympic gymnastics competition every four years, then you're sure to be a fan of the fantastically flexible porn girls that inhabit Twistys! Unitards, horizontal bars, floor routines...all can be found here.

Oh, my bad. Upon closer inspection, Twistys is just an absurd name for a website full of smoking hot babes that like taking their clothes off and gettin' kinda nasty in front of the camera. Contrary to what one would assume with a name like Twistys, there's not a gymnast in sight. Why, then, would anyone name their porno site "Twistys"? I could ruminate on this for hours but I'll spare you all.

Where was I? Oh right, babes! Twistys brings you over 900,000 images and 2,000 of the hottest women in porn for a monthly membership fee of $19.95. While there are hundreds of websites floating around the web that offer a similar service, Twistys is easily one of the best for a number of sound reasons (false advertising be damned).

There are so many gorgeous girls here that even the pickiest porno consumer will find at least a dozen that'll give him boner after boner. While heavy on the still images, high-quality video content is also provided in multiple formats (QuickTime and WMV) and can be downloaded either as partial scenes or as a whole, giving one the option of just watching the opening striptease or the steamy climax, depending on one's preference. Unfortunately, all videos come in one resolution only; thankfully, though, that resolution is often 640x480 or a bit higher (basically a little below DVD quality). The clarity of these videos is excellent and watching on your computer screen I doubt you'll be disappointed. A handful of the older movies were in a lower resolution but those are by far the minority.

Image galleries are found by hitting the "Photos" tab and are listed (with an image) by title in order of either rating (top 1000) or date added. A handy inclusion is the option to only view a list of photosets exclusive to Twistys. Each gallery contains anywhere between 70 and 250 high-resolution images with most having well over 100. With resolutions that typically stand at 854x1280, all photos can be viewed individually or collectively as a slideshow, and downloadable zip archives are also available. The photography and performances in both the image sets and video clips are all very high quality with both pornstars and pornographers doing some great work.

The action in pics and vids ranges from simple stripteases to masturbation and hardcore fucking. Since some performers only do solo or girl-on-girl scenes (recently born-again Christian Erica Campbell, I'm lookin' at you), don't expect to find them taking two cocks (or even one) in their mouth and you shouldn't be too disappointed.

Jenna Jameson, Eva Angelina, Gianna Michaels and Jelena Jensen are all here and in great company. Checking out the different models is easy with the "Model Quick Search," an A to Z index by name. There's also a "Model Power Search" which gives you the option of finding a blue eyed, brown haired, big breasted beauty of Latin descent who ranks between 8 and 10 on the user voted "Hot or Not" scale (or whatever physical attributes you most appreciate).

The website is nicely designed, with little in the way of egregiously garish banners and unnecessarily flashy graphics. Navigation is fairly straightforward which makes it easy to find pics or vids of the babes you're lusting after.

Need more facts to make that all-too-crucial decision? Read on!

Pros:
- The treasure trove of content hosted by Twistys is staggering. Anyone who enjoys watching women get down and dirty in an assortment of sexy situations will enjoy what's on offer, whether it's third-party content or part of the ever-increasing wealth of exclusive Twistys material.

- Updates are daily and usually include at least 3 new galleries and videos.

- Affordability is good with monthly membership running under $20. This price is well worth it considering the impressive amount of content available.

- Quality of performers and productions are both top-notch!

- Twistys is one of those rare porn sites that has a community feeling to it. They seem to value their customers and really strive to give them the best. Perks like Twistys Treat of the Month (a featured babe) and  starlet interviews from the official Twistys reporter, Jelena Jensen, give the site an extra dimension that many others lack.

Cons:
- While there is a lot of exclusive content, more would always be a move in the right direction as movies you may have seen elsewhere can get in the way when searching for fresh new fuck flicks.

- HD, iPod and PSP video download options (which are now being offered by some leading websites) would keep Twistys at the top of the porno pile.

Conclusion:
Going from strength to strength, Twistys provides ample beat-off material for a reasonable, affordable price. The quality of the women is fantastic, as is the quality of the material itself. The user-friendliness of the site is both a blessing and a curse. A blessing because it makes it so easy to get the goods, a curse because you'll probably find yourself neglecting your pets and video games in favor of browsing and downloading from Twistys. In short? A stellar performance all-around!