Intro:
Let’s cut right to the chase here... Plainly put: Peter North is the man! In fact, he’s so much “the man” that there are five officially endorsed Peter North websites currently in operation, which is sure to confuse any wannabe face-drencher. Luckily Mr. Pink is here to elucidate and illuminate the differences and similarities between them all and tell you why the most obviously and simply titled of the five (and the subject of this review) - Peter North dot com - is (or is not) the preferred destination for Peter-philes looking for some explicit cum-dumping action. The Peter North tour page touts HD movies, exclusive scenes, weekly updates, “the world’s juiciest cumshots”, and absolutely no fake jizz! (How could you ever doubt Peter North’s abilities?) That all sounds pretty appetizing, so why don’t we throw down the required $14.95 - that’s the Mr. Pink’s discounted price, of course; (good lookin’ out, Pink!) - and see whether the Cumshot Legend’s eponymous site fulfills its potential!

Pros:
Considering his stature within the adult entertainment industry, it’s pleasantly surprising to see Peter’s dedication to his fans is still intact. You’ll find a journal, biography, filmography, FAQ, and a fan club section that gives you ample insight into Peter’s professional and personal lives.

As promised, updates do arrive weekly. In fact, this week alone has brought five new videos added to the archive, one of which is available in High Definition resolutions. The updates don’t appear to stick to any strict schedule, but the frequency at which they arrive is definitely a crowd-pleaser!

Those who sign up to Peter North also get complete access to the other 19 sites on the Fame Digital network, including the official sites of Tera Patrick, Rocco Siffredi, and Silvia Saint, as well as hardcore sites like Cumshot Oasis, Squirtalicious, POV This, and Lesbian Factor. Lots to enjoy here, folks!

The streaming High Definition movies look fantastic and present the HD-enabled scenes - which range from standard straight hardcore, anal, and hefty cumshots (well, duh) to gangbangs, threesomes, and light bukkake - in a flattering light.

Cons:
The vast majority of the videos fail to beat resolutions of 720x480 and don’t look anywhere near as good as you might hope. The HD content appears to be streaming-only, with “High Resolution Download” buttons bringing you the 720x480 videos instead. While these streams do look very nice, it’s disappointing that no HD downloads are online. The photo galleries, few of them as there are, also fail to impress, offering a maximum resolution of only 1200x800.

Most of the scenes currently online here at Peter North are non-exclusive. Peter and his buddies are some of the most in-demand stunt-cocks in the business, so it’s no surprise that there’s a wealth of content available, but most of it has been pulled from a variety of sources and could quite easily be found on other websites or on readily available DVDs.

Unfortunately, those of you who are looking for a complete archive of Peter’s work will be sorely disappointed. Of the 2000-plus scenes currently online, our boy Peter only stars in about 500. Sure, that’s still a lot of nut-busting North content, but the majority of cocks seen on this site don’t belong to Peter North.

Now that Billy Mays has shuffled off this mortal coil, perhaps Peter North can take over his late-night infomercial pitches. He does, after all, have a commanding presence, a kind face, and plenty of experience pimping products.

Conclusion:
As is often the case with so-called the “personal site” of a substantial star, the most disappointing aspect of Peter North’s self-titled website is the amount of North-less content filling the archives. Yes, it’s still high quality hardcore content that is obviously Peter-approved, but without the Cumshot Legend himself fucking broads and dumping loads, you might as well be on any decent hardcore site the Internet has to offer; lord knows there’s enough of them. The personal interaction with Peter, via the Fan Club and About Me sections, offer added incentive to join, but even more scenes starring the man himself would be the best way to enhance what is currently a very good, but far from perfect, site.