Overview:
Your dick is still sore from your last beat off session; your eyes are blurry from staring at the computer screen; even your ass is feeling a bit tired from all the clenching as you shot out what's left of your reserve load. You're getting sick of jerking off and you're finding porn a little, dare I say it, boring. Don't deny it - it's happened to all of us at some point. If you're feeling that way right now though you're shit out of luck. There's no rest for the wicked, and wicked is exactly what NS All Access is. Well, more accurately, it's a network of hardcore sites that host some thrilling content; but sure - it's also wicked.

Before you ask me what porn sites are hosted on the network, let me tell you exactly what porn sites are hosted on the network.

Firstly, there's the flagship NS website, New Sensations (so that's where they got the name), which is pretty much a hardcore porn star video site and a major highlight of the network; Papa Loads and Jizz Bomb provide all the network's jizz dumping, cum swallowing movies; Screaming O is a pretty full-on female masturbation site; Lil' Latinas, Heavy Handfuls, Butt Divers, Squirting 101 and Mr. Biggz are all pretty self-explantory; Four Finger Club is 100% lesbian hotties and Nacho's Killer Pussy is one of the most ridiculously titled Euro fuck flick sites I've ever come across. Yes, you heard me. You get access to every one of these sites and the sweet, pink treasures that lay within.

Members, once logged in, find themselves at a fairly simple main network page. All it displays is a list, with links and descriptions, of each site. Clicking on a site's image will take you there. Unfortunately there's no network-wide scene or model index, so you'll have to check out each individual site to see if your favorite dame is there. All the sites have an almost identical layout so you don't have to learn a new browsing system each time, nor do you have to enter your username and password every time you switch to another site. Thank heaven for small miracles.

Finding content isn't too difficult, but it could stand to be a little simpler. The sites' main pages show you the last dozen updates or so, with thumbnail images and basic info given for all scenes. There's a drop-down text menu that allows you to access a scene by selecting the star performer's name. Multiple scenes starring the same girl are a little problematic since they're listed identically, by performer name only. Seeing four listings that only say "Gianna Michaels" doesn't help you remember which one was the hottest.

Upon clicking a thumbnail and hitting up a scene's page, you'll find an image gallery that usually holds around 80 shots. Depending on the model, these photos can lean toward either end of the porno spectrum but they are always hardcore. Viewed individually through your web browser, the newer photos hit a clear and well-defined resolution of 1024x680 while the older photos seem to be stuck at 800x600. Zipped downloads are available as two links - one standard and one labeled "high-quality", although they both lead to the same file that contains images exactly the same size as the ones you just previewed on the page.

If you're itchin' to get to the videos, you can do just that by clicking the link that says, "Watch the Video". No shit, right?

There's also a link to a gallery of screenshots, but they're really only good for previewing the scene or posting for the benefit of your 4chan "friends". The videos are only available in one format for each scene and it's usually Windows Media Video. The newest videos have resolutions of 888x480 and older videos are featured at only 640x480 resoltuion. 888x480 is high enough for most users, but not exactly the best in the field.

The performers are generally very hot and do a great job in their various niches. There could be an improvement in navigation and resoltuion but overall there's something for almost everyone here at NS All Access. Is that going to be enough to satisfy you, curious reader? The following short statements, both positive and negative, should put your mind at ease.

Pros:
- The NS All Access network is filled with very enjoyable sites that are suited for maximum user gratification and variety.

- Updates come every day to at least one site on the network. A number of sites add new content two or three times a week!

- $14.95 per month is a pretty outstanding price when you consider all the great sites and content you get access to.

- Very entertaining and arousing content - the performers do very well and the fucking is always damn hot.

Cons:
- A more detailed model index, as well as the option to search the entire network from one menu, would be much appreciated. Navigation could use a bit of tweaking.

- A couple more video download options wouldn't go astray - NS should consider adding higher resolution files and different formats.

- Some of the older videos only offer chaptered downloads, not full movies.

- Older photos seem to be stuck back in the day with resolutions of 800x600.

- Some of the sites don't update as often as others.

Conclusion:
NS All Access is going to mean trouble for chronic masturbators. If you are considering cutting back on your stroke sessions or taking up another "hobby", good luck! There's is plenty o' porn at NS All Access to keep you occupied. The content is hot, as are the women. The design, navigation and resolutions could use a significant boost in quality and functionality but overall it's a entertaining network with a discount price and a few minor complaints. Just don't come crying to me when your hand cramps up.