Overview:
I have written many times about the glorious gifts known commonly as breasts, boobs, boobies, tits, titties, knockers, hooters, ta-tas, baps, bosoms and, last but not least, over the shoulder boulder holders. Large breasted women are a mainstay of porn; always have been and always will be. There is, however, an area of adult entertainment that doesn't always make it into the mainstream sites and necessitates its own niche outlet to satisfy its devoted fans. I'm not talking about big tits anymore. I'm talking about giant tits; tits so huge you could fry two dozen eggs on them; women so busty they haven't seen their toes in years. I'm telling you, man, it's all about really giant bazooms.

For those of you out there who aren't fulfilled by most breast-centered sites on the market and find yourself needing something even more intense, there's Score Videos, named, I suppose, for the intense amount of scoring that goes on. Score Videos only features women with mammaries so enormous that their boyfriends must be sick to death of complaints about lower back pain - when they're not titty-fucking that rack to kingdom come, that is. Videos are the name of the game here, and they come via a handful of sub-sites, all of which can be navigated from the main Score Videos page. Score, Voluptuous, Boob Cruise, Neighbors, Leg Sex, 18 Eighteen, Bootylicious and 40 Something are the titles of all the currently available sections but, unfortunately, sorting through all the content can be a little tricky. The easiest method I've found is to simply hit the Archive page, where your options are to view all movies sorted by date, girl/girl only, boy/girl hardcore only, interview videos, movie titles or solo masturbation only content. Since there's nothing better than watching a pair of big titties bouncing around while a thick-dicked stud pounds away from behind, I'm headed to the hardcore section. Care to join me?

Sorted by year, and going back as far as 2002, the videos are laid out before you with tiny thumbnail images, performer/s name/s, movie titles and dates added to the site. There's also a little male/female symbol to indicate the nature of the fucking contained within. In 2007 there were 36 hardcore scenes added to the site, but none so far in 2008. I'm not sure what's going on with the more recent content, but it's particularly hard to find and isn't included in the archive section. One way to find the newest videos, though, is to go back to the main Score Videos page where you'll see a What's New heading with four or five scenes listed underneath. In order to check out the newest, and therefore highest quality content, you have to grab something fresh and recent. I'm going to go with Gianna Rossi (a.k.a. Gianna Michaels) and her new video from the Big Tit Tune Up series.

The scene's page features a nicely designed title graphic with some good shots of the action you can expect to see in the actual video. Each scene - at least, each recent scene, can be viewed in a number of different ways. Download and stream options are available for both full and partial scenes. The downloadable videos come in WMV and QuickTime MP4 formats, with a 320x240 MP4 file and a similarly sized WMV purpose built for portable media devices like iPods, PSPs and Windows-enabled cell phones. The highest quality video hits 640x480 resolution but, while it looks quite nice, can't compare with videos offered by other sites that go so high as 1280x920 pixels.  The 640x480 MP4 that I downloaded was stretched to appear in widescreen and looked flat out horrible. This wasn't the case with every MP4, but it wasn't a one off occurrence either. The streaming videos look comparable to the downloadable ones, albeit at a slightly lower quality. I can be more forgiving of the streams' shortcomings, though, since streaming video almost never looks particularly great when compared with its savable counterpart.

The content housed at Score Videos is all pretty standard hardcore sex, usually with gigantic melons involved. There are, however, a few sections that cater to other tastes such as teen girls, hot-legged women and mature ladies. These can be found by using the left-oriented menu bar that connects to all sections of the site. Frequently galleries of screenshots will make themselves known, but they're neither particularly interesting nor worth spending more than a few seconds on. When you're on the page of a scene taken from a longer movie title there's usually a link to the online store listing for said title so you can purchase a physical copy, if you so desire.

The web design and navigation of Score Videos is a real let down. Trying to find your way around the site is an annoying experience and, what's more, you never get the impression that you'll be able to access all of the content due to the convoluted way in which it's sorted. Much of the huge-titted content is of pretty poor quality and reeks of bad late-80s excess; badly bleached hair, enormous implants and cheesy tan lines. There are some great scenes buried in the rubble, the aforementioned Gianna Rossi scene, her only one so far, is very enjoyable, as are some of the 18 Eighteen and Leg Sex movies, but finding them isn't exactly a walk in the park.

Signing up for Score Videos is going to cost you, in the financial sense, 19 dollars and 95 cents. There is the option of taking the $2.95, 3-day limited trial, though. At least with that you'll know exactly what you're getting into. Now, if you please, allow me to recap a few main points concerning Score Videos' worth so you can make an educated, confident decision about membership.

Pros:
- There are some thoroughly entertaining scenes currently online, such as Gianna Rossi's and Lexi Belle's, and all content is exclusive.

- There are no DRM restrictions or download limits.

- The inclusion of iPod/PSP/cell phone ready videos is very handy.

- Multiple updates a week are always a nice touch.

Cons:
- The video quality, to quote one user, is like "watching TV through a frosted glass door". That may be a little harsh, but only a little.

- The navigation is pretty piss-poor and will provide endless frustration and confusion. If you get off on that, great - if not, watch out.

- A lot of the women are just plain unattractive.

- No photo galleries are on hand, only screenshots.

Conclusion:
Score Videos should be a near perfect site - it has a ton of super-stacked women getting freaky-deaky on camera, but it has too many shortcomings to be a recommended destination. The terrible design and navigation, coupled with the lackluster video quality and general content, is what really drives the stake through this porn lover's heart. With big titted women being the single most popular niche porn market, there are a few dozen other sites that will satisfy your mammarian cravings in a much more fulfilling way.