What do you get when you take a handful of retired and inactive pornstars, three or four current adult industry hotties, one bona fide legend of the sexual arts, and surround them with a website that's as outdated and disappointing as the movies it hosts? Well, you get one half of Premium Pass, that's what! (The other half is much more satisfying, though it can be hard to find.) Premium Pass's former devotion to its featured pornstar babes was both commendable and exciting to watch. Hopefully there are brighter days ahead of this longstanding pornstar-focused network.
As we toil away here in this Earthly realm in the hopes that something miraculously beautiful and completely joyous will greet us when our bodies give up and collapse. That's a long ways off, though, and we're frustrated enough right now! Enter Paradise Films, a Stiffia network site featuring semi-exclusive feature content from the studio of the very same name. Boasting 1080p HD videos and some of Europe's sauciest starlets, Paradise Films is very enjoyable, but by no means perfect. There you go: proof that paradise is far from infallible.
You've yelled at some little shit in public, worn a tragically unfunny novelty t-shirt out with your well-dressed wife, and even decided that blasting out an utterly obnoxious belch in public would be the height of absurdity. As far as publicly humiliating your loved ones go, though, that's a pretty tame effort. Public Disgrace takes Kink's uniquely aggressive strain of fetishism to the streets (literally) by inviting pornstar babes to surrender their free will and become playthings not only of their co-stars but of their attending audience members, too. Fucked in bars, clubs, alleys, laundromats, theatres, parking lots, and busy tourist attractions, Public Disgrace is one of Kink's most unique thrills.
Zzzzap!! Nope, it's not a zany Spider-Man villain out to rid the Eastern Seaboard of its electricity, it's ElectroSluts, one of Kink's most outrageous and adventurous porn sites. Pairing a brilliant dominatrix with a relative newcomer to the world of BDSM, ElectroSluts sees the domme control her sub with cattle prods, wired pads, electrified dildos, and really anything that will carry electrical current to her skin. The subs, of course, feel a mix of pleasure and pain from the shock and electrocution. In the end, though, every ElectroSlut leaves with a smile on her face.
Most suburban boys dream of the girl-next-door, the next generation of Playstations and Xboxes, and who they may know that can furnish them with alcohol. The fellas you'll be ogling at Suburban Boys, however, are a different breed entirely. Exposing themselves to a home audience while themselves relaxing in their apartments, going for a run through the local park, or settling in to read in the study, and eventually stroking themselves through sensual masturbation videos as cinematic as their are erotic, these particular Suburban Boys are an exceptional treat.
Teen Curves breaks from tradition, an often unspoken dictum that convinced late-teen and young adult women they should aim for slender, unassuming figures. On this Team Skeet site, it's the phat and fantastic asses of today's crop of newbie porno talent that's the cause of celebration. And when you see the asses in question, you'll be celebrating too (in your own special way)! Join Savannah Fox, Mandy Muse, and everyone's favorite perma-stoned skater chick, Keisha Grey for an asstastic time you won't soon forget, all at Teen Curves.
Trading in the porn-standard facials, pearl necklaces, and oral injections of milky white spooge for vaginal creampies, Teen Pies sees porn's most promising young starlets lean back, spread their legs, and work their pussies into a most accepting state of readiness. Fucked then filled by some studly young fellas, the Teen Pies girls let the cum seep from their snatches, rubbing it in or dipping their fingers for a taste, and let the Team Skeet crew's cameras catch it all for posterity. You'll never enjoy creampies like this is real life with anyone but your trusted steady lay - and if you do with your occasional fuck buddy, be fucking careful, dude - so why not enjoy the slightly dangerous side of orgasmic expulsions with Team Skeet's latest addition, Teen Pies.
Italians are widely regarded as passionate creatures, perhaps more so than any other nationality (with the possible exception of Spaniards), so it's hardly surprising to find Passione Piedi, an adult photo and video sites focusing on the lower limbs of beautiful women, hails from the land of Pizza, Piza, and plenty of choice "pizzas" of ass. You won't find much nudity here, nor any obviously sexual activity, but those with refined taste and a desire to sit back, relax, and adore some twinkling, delicately painted toes will certainly find much to enjoy.