Once upon a time, those who liked their porn rough, aggressive, and potentially humiliating to its featured performers would grab an Anabolic release, hand over some cash, and walk out of an adult video store secure in the knowledge that what sit in the brown paper bag tucked under their arm was going to satisfy... and how! Nowadays, though, in the age of portable HD-enabled media devices, instant interactive video streams, and a porn industry that could easily be called overabundant, Anabolic seems a relic of the past and not in a flattering nostalgic way. Mr. Pink went undercover (i.e.: combed my hair and wore glasses) to infiltrate this legendarily risque company and find out exactly what the fuckin deal is with Anabolic these days. You want the report, sure, and you're entitled to it, but heed this warning: like a man hearing a private dick's reports of his wife's infidelity, you might not like what I'm about to tell you.
I've only had a few instances in my life when I've 'accidentally' snuck a peek at the underwear of a real live woman in real life. She, a friend, got out of my car and was wearing Marvel Comics boyshorts and I fell in love (aww). I think she did it on purpose, unlike the women of Skirts Up Girls, who must be coaxed and cajoled and convinced and coerced into lifting their skirts or dresses and showing what secrets lie beneath. You, too, can discover the joys of peeking at panties by signing up for a Skirts Up Girls membership. Will it be hot enough to get your blood pumping or is that rage brewing over wasting money on a site no more worthwhile that an escalator ride at the mall? Read on, fella, and find out!
There's a definite ending to the male sexual experience and it can often be a drag to clean up, hiding as it does in armpits, under pillows, and, as famously shown in There's Something About Mary, in the hair of a female receiver. Contrary to popular belief, however, men aren't the only ones capable of ejecting fluid from their bodies in a moment of climax, and squirting site Fem Flood aims to prove this in graphic detail in its exclusive photos and videos. Like squirting itself, though, Fem Flood doesn't always work as it should and could lead you, the viewers, wishing you'd never bothered to investigate it in the first place.
Noted producer of gay adult films, Kristen Bjorn has been making some of the hottest man-on-man pornography since 1982 and has been praised by William Higgins (one of Bjorn’s acclaimed contemporaries), thusly: [in] the relatively brief history of hardcore gay videos, Kristen Bjorn has emerged unchallenged as the best director to date." Given such lofty accolades, Bjorn’s self-titled website can be assumed to host a staggeringly impressive collection of the best all-male hardcore sex videos and photos in the world. Is that the case, though? Does Kristen Bjorn live up to his glowing reputation with this, his official online home? The straight, but definitely not narrow, investigation begins right here at Mr. Pink’s!
Next time you hetero dudes stick your dicks through a hole in a public restroom stall wall, you might wanna double and triple check that it's a woman on the other side. If Unglory Hole is in any way an accurate reflection of current sexual trends, there's more likely to be both a woman and a man staring at your bell end, and it ain't the woman doing the sucking. Tricked into homosexual activity by a straight-fancying gay man and his busty, slutty accomplice who's most definitely all woman, the straights walking into Unglory Hole's glory hole have no idea that they're about to turned into an unwitting participant in porn that isn't just hardcore and homo, it's also live online at Unglory Hole, the trickiest, most conniving site on the Big Daddy network.
Porn is rarely considered art, which makes Low Art Films' decision to include the A-word in its very name a bold one indeed. With dark, high-contrast lighting, plenty of fake rain (among other liquids) and some of porn's most dazzling performers, Low Art Films seems set to rock you right outta your hole-riddled old football socks. Or, it would if there were any recent or forthcoming updates to gawk at. What does the future hold for Low Art Films? It's too early to say at this stage, but, as always, Mr. Pink is about to dig deeper and deeper into the sordid and saucy world of Low Art Films.
Unlimited MILFs? What self-respecting (and appropriately humble) man wouldn't want to be taught a relentless curriculum of tonguing, rimming, fingering, fucking, and generally satisfying every possible urge held by the horniest mature women in porn. From Raylene to Rayveness, from Julia Ann to Lisa Ann, from Kendra Secrets to whoever's the next dynamic new MILF on the scene, Unlimited MILFs is sure to have them sucking and fucking their hearts out for your education and entertainment, bless them.
Women whose ethnic heritage traces back to Subcontinental Asia (India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh etc) haven't exactly been prominent in the porn world, certainly not like East and Southeast Asians (Japanese, Chinese, Thai etc), but that's all set to change thanks to You Kama, a site that ditches all the non-Desis in favor of celebrating homegrown and professional beauties from the Subcontinent. While plagued with video and navigation issues, You Kama is quite unlike anything else on the 'net, a definitive vendor of Desi porn.