As proven by the near-instant success of such notable stars as Alexis Texas and Jenny Hendrix, big asses are a staple of any fulfilling pornographic diet. So, what can the online version of Bootylicious Magazine hope to add to a niche already overflowing with bodacious buttocks? Well, more of the best asses on the planet, that’s what! And in hardcore sex scenes, too! Hardcore sex scenes in HD resolutions and a huge back catalog of digital magazine issues. Man, Bootylicious didn’t need much more than Kirra Lynn’s ample bottom to lure me inside for a closer look (and touch and smell and taste) but, gosh darn it, I think that strong first impression just got a whole lot stronger.
The site in question combines two of my favorite things: hard rock and glam rock! So, you’ve got bands like New York Dolls and T-Rex and The Sweet but don’t you wish they’d rock a little harder? More like MC5 or something! Yeah! Imagine Marc Bolan fronting MC5 or Phil Lynott writing songs for The Stooges. That’d be wicked! Oh…UK porn? Niche stuff and regular hardcore? Sounds all right, I guess… not as cool as Lynott and Iggy sharing the stage, but whatever.
Vivid: you know the name, now get the lowdown on the flagship website of the biggest porn company on the planet. Vivid dot com brings you Jenna Jameson, Lanny Barby, Tera Patrick, Sasha Grey, and Janine in hundreds of high-quality DVD titles. Unfortunately, no downloads are available, forcing you to view the streaming videos directly from your browser window. Will that huge drawback be enough to negate all the obviously positive attributes Vivid can rightfully claim?
If you, like a pal of mine that later turned into a major dickface, can’t stand to watch porn containing human penises, you’re probably a devoted fan of the girl-on-girl or lesbian niche. Les Archives should then take care of all your sapphic requirements, should it not? Well, dear reader, this site sure shows a lot of promise and contains some very good hardcore teen lesbian content, but there are still a few issues that need addressing. Wanna know what the are? Read on, weary solider, a poon-filled respite is just around the corner.
When a site calls itself Brutal Dildos, there’s no doubt as to what awaits curious visitors willing to throw down the membership fee and indulge. With almost 400 scenes are artificial-phallus-fucking starring some of Europe’s hottest, most decadent performers, Brutal Dildos proves that one woman can really be her own best friend and lover, just as long as she’s well equipped to deliver maximum phallic punishment that only a brutal dildoing can bring.
Much like its parent studio, Zero Tolerance, Black Ice produces high-quality hardcore porn and presents it on a website kitted with HD movies and pornstars galore. That's where the similarities end, though, as Black Ice puts its focus almost entirely on African American women, men, and themes. The fucking is great, here, and there's even the odd parody movie thrown in amongst the straight sex, too. If only Black Ice was still producing content, it'd be a hit in my book, if not yours.
Facial Abuse: it's the most degrading, humiliating, and (predictably) abusive blowjob site in existence and whether you're fond of extreme porn or a sucker for a sweet, innocent-looking girl posing au naturale, you've likely heard of or been exposed to its intentionally vile and disturbing scenes. Now presenting its uniquely vulgar scenes in High Definition formats, Facial Abuse has never looked better, nor have its models ever looked worse.
When Tera Patrick retired from porn, plenty of guys retired from beating off. Then Tera stayed retired and the same guys grew frustrated, wondering when she'd return and they could unleash their devoted reservoir in her honor. Now those guys are flocking to Tera Patrick dot com, Tera's official online base and the only place to enjoy new Tera content in High Definition. Is Tera's site, part of the Fame Digital network, really up to par with its neighbors Rocco Siffredi, Silvia Saint, and Peter North, or is it just a tired retread of Tera's former glories? On the case: your pal, Mr. Pink.