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For better or worse, I've never had an employer request sexual services of me. Perhaps you have and perhaps you're rightfully insulted, outraged, and embittered by the experience. If you fancied your boss, though, things might've been more like Fuck or Fired - except, you know, with roles reversed. Fuck or Fired sees the head honcho of a Czech telecommunications company coax his foxy female employees, both current and potentially future, into proving their devotion to the company sexually. From sensual massages to messy anal sex, Fuck or Fired is office hardcore done (mostly) right.
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