Finding a friend on the Internet used to be unique but nowadays its more common than the cold. Making that certain kind of friend who’ll keep coming back to fuck you time and time again, however, that’s still somewhat tricky. iFriends hopes to take the burden of the search and throw some sexual satisfaction your way with its roster of thousands and thousands of sexy live webcam performers, every one eager to drain your wallet and your balls all in good time.
Any porn network calling itself Best Amateur Network better be able to support such a lofty self-appointed moniker. Take Best Amateur Network, the subject of this review, for example: it's a 17-site network loaded (though not exactly heavily) with amateur and semi-pro BBW, granny, and teen porn straight out of Eastern Europe. Will you understand what the grannies are saying? Will you recognize the beer brands and bar food seen in Fatty Pub's scenes? Will you find one woman, let alone dozens, that fill your heart and head with lustful desire and the need to spend nearly $40-a-month on Best Amateur Network? Unless you're a devoted BBW-banger, granny-ogler, or mother-fucker, I honestly kinda doubt it.
Imagining a mass socio-economic migration of young black women, high school students, and their families from, say, Boyle Heights to, say, Brentwood, Black Valley Girls sees only positive consequences for the sexually frustrated and interracially-curious of the rich mostly-white suburbs. From Team Skeet, this small but tantalizing new site sees seductive black girls steal boyfriends, corrupt neighborhoods, and generally prove to be unrepentant hussies. Sure, it’s a ludicrous stereotype rendered in a pretty odd porno style, but with HD videos shooting the likes of Jenna Foxx and Mya Mays, what are you gonna do - complain?
Brick Yates. (No, I don't know what Brick Yates means either. Is it the name of the guy running this military-themed, heavily-uniformed amateur porn site? Let's just assume that's right and go with it, ok?) He's been shooting smutty movies that could not only land our brave fighting forces in a bit of hot water, individually speaking, but could compromise America's war on evil jerks worldwide. If it gets out that there's a glory hole at the base, every cum-hungry female enlistee will be lining up to suck seamen dry! What if our uniformed boys realize how awesomely slutty some of their fellow (female) soldiers are and shirk off their combat responsibilities to get some tail? The security of our nation and, indeed, our very way of life is under threat and it's no thanks to you, Brick Yates, you mighty adventurous amateur pornographer, you.
It takes a strong woman to suppress the sexual inclinations of a man and his erection, but if anyone can do it it's the Glam Bitches. Gussied up in latex catsuits, leather dresses, and the highest, skinniest heels available, these dominating vixens trample over the men who so desperately seek their approval, crushing their balls and bruising their egos all the way. Comfortably at home on Fetish Network, Glam Bitches aims to make the best of its uniquely abusive content, but it hasn't yet reached a satisfactory size, leaving fans wanting more, more, more.
If you fancy yourself something of a comic book, anime, video game, sci-fi and fantasy fan but have a libido that your backyard bullies would never believe, you'll likely find solace in the arms of the My Geek Goddess models. Gussied up in the costumes of X-Men, Avengers, anime warriors, alien hunters, undead menaces, and even a Clockwork Orange droog (all female versions, of course), the ladies let their inner superheroines come to life in the exclusive photography of My Geek Goddess, where you're truly among the geekiest of friends.
Naughty Tinkerbell follows the sexual adventures of one extremely kinky, pussy-pierced, super-curvy blonde cougar from Great Britain. In exclusive video and photo updates, "Tink" shares her love of urination (both pissing and drinking), stretching her lower lips with pegs and pulleys, extreme vaginal and anal insertions, and all kinds of kinky sex that'll have you marveling at her boldness (as well as her tits). Tink herself might be raunchy-as-fuck but her Naughty Tinkerbell site, I think you'll find, needs a little tender loving care.
Purzel rockets out of German with an archive of nearly 200 hardcore scenes starring fresh newbies as yet untested before a camera. There isn't much more to Purzel, come to think of it, nothing that'll have you rushing to join anyway. Struggling to gain footing in such a competitive field in spite of representing a normally underrepresented niche - Germans! - Purzel now needs take a good look at the proverbial man in the mirror.