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10/29/14 - MrPinks.com kicks off our re-reviews of the brutally hardcore Kink sites starting with Everything Butt
10/17/14 - Is Hustler.com showing signs of cracks and slippage or racks and drippage?
10/01/14 - Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews investigates and evaluates our highest rated J-Porn network JAV HD
09/23/14 - Mr Pinks takes a second look at one of the absolute best teen porn sites currently in existence, Nubiles
09/18/14 - Ryan and Kelly Madison's extra-marital affairs just keep getting hotter as does their sites Teen Fidelity and Porn Fidelity

Latest Reviews

Fucking Machines 84%

Fucking Machines

Everything Butt 84%

Everything Butt

Epic Sex 66%

Epic Sex

Massage Girls 18 86%

Massage Girls 18

Suburban Boys 75%

Suburban Boys

Porn Mastermind 80%

Porn Mastermind

Sex Boss POV 71%

Sex Boss POV

Fucked Hard 18 87%

Fucked Hard 18

The Week in Review

It's Halloween, you little demons, and that means Mr. Pink's Blog has been overrun with Halloween porn recommendations, notifications, and elucidations! Want to get your creep on with the most ghastly (or should that be "ghostly"?) hardcore smut this All Hallows'? Scope out what's sending chills down the spines of porn fans worldwide over on the blog, but after you do, be sure to come back and check out the brand-new porn site reviews hitting Pink's this week. From the Porn Mastermind network, we examined the tiny (Epic Sex) and the sensual (Massage Girls 18). We stopped by to visit the Suburban Boys and check out their impressive packages, but it's Everything Butt and Fucking Machines, two of the most powerful niche Kink sites, that really set us in the Halloween mood. Whether you're fucking an adult or frightening a kid this Halloween, stay safe, have fun, and don't eat those misprinted 'Sneckers' bars - I heard they're dog shit.

New porn reviews
  • Fucking Machines

    Price: $29.99/Month

    Personally, I've always found the idea of fucking a robot pretty damn hot, as long as she's relatively supple, largely humanoid, and able to offer consent (or even suggestions)! The bold, brave, incredibly horny pornstars of Fucking Machines, however, don't care if the robot pleasuring them looks like a man, just that it has a penis or penis-like appendage to slam into any or all of their three available orifices. Fucking Machines often leaves its pleasured babes devastated by the intensity of the robo-sex. And you, you'll be devastated too, but for another reason entirely. (We gotta compete with robots now? Fuck!) All hail Fucking Machines, the artificial lifeforms that will eventually render men obsolete, taking every eagerly orgasmic woman from us mere mortals. Oh well, we might as well welcome our new robot overlords in style, right?

    Visit Fucking Machines | Read Fucking Machines review

  • Everything Butt

    Price: $29.99/Month

    Just when you thought you'd had a thorough sexual education, that you'd experienced everything but the proverbial kitchen sink, along comes Everything Butt, an anally-focused exploration site from the fetishistic fiends at Kink. Everything Butt sees young starlets and the eager veteran dommes who warm them up, stretch them open, break them in, and introduce them to anal pleasures previously unattainable. Everything Butt can prove a little difficult to enjoy at times, but any ass-man with an open mind will find it uniquely exciting and always entertaining.

    Visit Everything Butt | Read Everything Butt review

  • Epic Sex

    Price: $17.95/1st Month $29.18/Rebill

    When we think epics it's usually Lord of the Rings or Star Wars or even The Iliad, not fucking twenty-something pornstars on makeshift "dates" said to be as epic as the girls themselves. Epic Sex presents this scenario and fills the gaps with erotic European hardcore, all in High Definition. Part of Porn Mastermind's burgeoning network effort, Epic Sex aims to be one of the monumental and influential sites in all of porn. It also holds only six original scenes, so good luck with that, Epic Sex.

    Visit Epic Sex | Read Epic Sex review

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Fucking Machines

Fucking Machines

Personally, I've always found the idea of fucking a robot pretty damn hot, as long as she's relatively supple, largely humanoid, and able to offer consent (or even suggestions)! The bold, brave, incredibly horny pornstars of Fucking Machines, however, don't care if the robot pleasuring them looks like a man, just that it has a penis or penis-like appendage to slam into any or all of their three available orifices. Fucking Machines often leaves its pleasured babes devastated by the intensity of the robo-sex. And you, you'll be devastated too, but for another reason entirely. (We gotta compete with robots now? Fuck!) All hail Fucking Machines, the artificial lifeforms that will eventually render men obsolete, taking every eagerly orgasmic woman from us mere mortals. Oh well, we might as well welcome our new robot overlords in style, right?

Fucking Machines Review

Score: 84% | Price: $29.99/Month
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