FemJoy review

Femjoy review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/07/2019

Overview:
A portmanteau is a linguistic device that combines two words to form a new noun. In porn, they’re all over the place, hiding in plain sight. Far from confined to the wackier ends of the US porn industry, you even find portmanteaus in the classy European softcore arena. Case in point: FemJoy. Enjoyment of femininity is the name of the game here, both the gorgeous models’ own enjoyment and yours taken simply by observing them in their most natural and sensual states. FemJoy brings its members softcore nude photoshoots and videos celebrating the endless charms of slender, sexy European women, delivering its content in HD formats most pleasing to the keen fan of elegant nudes. At $39.95, monthly membership is on the steep side here but with exclusivity a guarantee and the promise of a huge archive lurking inside filled with shoots from 2005 to the present day, FemJoy certainly isn’t lacking appeal. But just how does it fare in a crowded Euro softcore market? Let’s find out!

Pros:
FemJoy immediately impresses with its cast and photography, the latter provided by world class artists with a flair for the erotic. Crisp detail and strong atmospheres come through in most settings, with both videos and still photos given plenty of loving creative attention. Photos do outweighs videos by quite a significant margin, but both bring excellent views to the screen.

The cast of charming young (mostly) European models filling the pages of FemJoy are largely unknown names, at least they will be to most audience members. Almost uniformly slim, smooth skinned, and fair, these young women make perfect subjects for worship of elegant feminine sensuality.

FemJoy comes well stocked with over 700 videos and close to 9000 photo galleries yet still adds something new on a daily basis. The 720p and 1080p HD streams and downloads give videos fans some very strong viewing as the girls slowly cavort around before you. Galleries provide online and zipped, downloadable offerings in multiple resolutions, the best of which hits 5000px.

Although FemJoy commands a premium price for membership, when you’re tagging along with Mr. Pink, you’re sure to slide in for less than the normies. And - whoop - there it is! Now discounted to just $9.95, your first month as a FemJoy member is almost stupidly cheap. Your second and thirds months won’t cost much more, either, at only $14.95 each.

Cons:
Streamers beware: although they look very nice indeed, the provided video streams force playback in 1080p HD (if able) and appear to change quality based on your bandwidth. Giving users the option to control their own video playback is utterly essential in this day and age, so the absence of any real options here is very quite frustrating.

Add to the restricted streaming options a lack of 4K Ultra-HD content and FemJoy starts to seem a little behind the times when it comes to their AV content. Many competing sites are now well and truly entrenched in 4K production and churn out daily UHD updates for their ever so grateful fans. FemJoy could join them if it wanted to.

There may not be that much to say about the photo galleries aside from noting how damn good looking and subtly arousing they are, but there’s plenty to say about the videos. Often running just four or five minutes, scenes are very brief and often feature mostly slow motion footage. Many scenes are clearly quick backstage clips turned into “full” video updates.

Alongside the lesser known models there will be found some known hardcore pornstars here enjoying a less demanding day at work. Full names are rarely used and that can make identifying some of the more familiar faces a bit tricky, something not helped by the fairly bare model profiles. More detail on these lovely ladies would be most appreciated.

Conclusion:
FemJoy has been providing erotica fans with elegant softcore shoots of nude models since 2005 but how does it fare in today’s hyper competitive porn market? Lacking 4K videos like many of its competitors, it may seem FemJoy has fallen behind the times. That said, the 1080p HD videos offering the best FemJoy has to offer to fare pretty damn well. Clear, vibrant, colorful images both moving and still carry the sensual characters of the models straight to your screen. Posing nude indoors and out, the mostly Euro cast rarely gets worked up and instead offers light, airy erotic viewing to members. At full price, this site would likely be too expensive for most folks but with a Mr. Pink’s discount bringing the monthly cost well within the range of any serious porn fan, FemJoy will clearly suit those seeking a calmer, more elegantly erotic porn experience.