Anal Acrobats review

Mr. Pink’s review of Anal Acrobats
Review Date - 09/26/2011

Overview:
Unless the featured performer has held onto her onscreen anal virginity for years and is only now relenting and taking it in the rear, anal doesn’t turn heads the way it used to. Asian porn superstar and multiple AVN Award winner Asa Akira started doing anal and quickly progressed to her most recent accomplishment, double-anal. This kind of continual push for more brutalizing ass-play is becoming increasingly common in the porn of both America and Europe and nowhere is rectal ramming more proudly displayed than at Anal Acrobats. Director and dedicated ass-man, Jay Sin has assembled a cast of the most eager anal performers from Europe and the USA and produced ass-stretching, gape inducing straight and girl/girl anal scenes of a most bizarre and fetishistic nature. The Anal Acrobats tour page depicts such medically and sexually risque acts as insertion of a baseball bat, inflatable butt plugs, massively thick double-dildos, deep internal tonguing, and, yes, even double-anal, so you’d better make sure you want to see the insides of the digestive systems terminal point, ‘cause it’s gonna get pretty damn invasive here! Joining Anal Acrobats, which is presented by Evil Angel, will set you back $29.95 a month, though I’m sure Mr. Pink’s thriftiness can cut that down a bit. Whether you arrived here as a fan of straight-up anal, lesbians who love ass, or the harder stuff, Anal Acrobats is surely one of more bizarrely engaging anal sites on the ‘net. Let’s check it out!

Pros:
Anal Acrobats is certainly an apt name for this site. Inside you’ll find everything from straight-up assfucking and lesbian anilingus to slow anal bead extraction, speculums, messy milk enemas, fruit insertion, ass-to-ass, and fake dicks as thick as your forearm, sometimes thicker, being rammed where the sun don’t shine.

Anal Acrobats holds almost 300 scenes and only the bravest, most adventurous American and European pornstars have jumped into Jay Sin’s ass-plundering productions. Sasha Grey, Bobbi Starr, Sophie Dee, Kristina Rose, Angelina Crow, Angelica Heart, Ava Devine, and Kagney Lynn Karter are but a handful.

There are over 100 High Definition videos online at Anal Acrobats and all new scenes provide HD viewing options. Resolutions now reach 1920x1080 pixels and bring you so much visual information you’ll feel like the world’s luckiest combination gynecologist and gastroenterologist.

Everyone who joins Anal Acrobats is granted unlimited access to a slew of Evil Angel websites, from Nacho Vidal Hardcore and Buttman to Cock Choking Sluts and POV Blowjobs. There’s plenty of anal all around the network, so you’ll never want for ass-focused porn. Getting inside is also now much cheaper thanks to Mr. Pink’s - we’ve scored a discount for our readers that brings the price down to just $14.95.

Cons:
Updates do not arrive at Anal Acrobats on a regular schedule and, although they are usually thrown online roughly once every seven to ten days, a tighter schedule would certainly be helpful in keeping members’ attention. There are also occasional gaps spanning weeks, which is somewhat disconcerting.

Just because you love watching your favorite performer take a cock in her ass doesn’t mean you’ll get a kick out of the rather extreme and bizarre anal fetishism shown here at Anal Acrobats. If the idea of seeing Ava Devine’s prolapsed rectum being licked by Adrianna Nicole makes your stomach churn, it might be best to stay away.

Ava Devine and a few others aside, it seems the Americans take it fairly easy here, leaving the most extreme acts to their European counterparts. Many viewers won’t really care who’s taking two dicks in their ass, as long as she’s hot. Others will undoubtedly want Chanel Preston and Tricia Oaks to up the US ante.

The majority of scenes available here are not presented in High Definition and peak rather unimpressively at 720x480 pixels in both streaming and downloadable forms. While these scenes look quite good, they really can’t hold a candle to the latest, greatest HD offerings.

Conclusion:
With more gaping assholes than any normal pornsite could stomach, Anal Acrobats is Jay Sin’s contribution to the world of extreme porn. Hugely thick and long dildos, endless strings of anal beads, fingers and toes, hands and feet, multiple cocks, butt plugs and double-dongs, and even a baseball bat is inserted into the asshole of one of Sin’s remarkable pornstar performers and the most recent additions to the nearly 300-scene site are delivered in stunning High Definition. Still, a shaky update schedule can be cause for concern and Anal Acrobats surely has enough content at its disposal to keep new scenes coming with more regularity and frequency. The content, too, is surely going to be too much for more timid, traditional viewers, but you can’t please everyone, just the hardcore assmen!