Bang Bus review

Unless you’ve been living under communist China’s Internet-censorship for the last nine years, you’ll undoubtedly be aware of something called the Bang Bus. A vehicle driven by the aptly named Bang Bros, the Bang Bus moseys around Miami, picks up hot girls, and fucks their brains out before dumping them roadside with nothing but a pile of their clothes and (maybe, just maybe) a small wad of cash. It’s a tried and tested formula that may have worked for numerous adult websites, but it all originated right here at Bang Bus, so why not sample the highly original winning formula for depraved pornographic success? Offering members High Definition videos, amateur sluts, access to the complete Bang Bros network, and even a surprise appearance from a few top-tier pornstars, Bang Bus is the single most notorious adult site on the ‘net. What are you waiting for? In the immortal words of Henry Rollins, “Get in the van!”

Pros:
This is where the ‘driving ‘round town, picking up girls and shooting some sex’ porno niche originated. The Bang Bus is one of the most original and influential gonzo porn sites of the 21st century and it’s great to see these guys are still driving around Miami and persuading amateur sluts to fuck on camera. What a treat!

While it’s great to see such a focus on amateur girls, it’s also a delight when the situation is reversed and a female pornstar rides along with the Bros to find someone who can get and stay hard enough for her to get off. Sara Jay, Eva Angelina, Charley Chase, and Bree Olson have all cruised in the Bang Bus, picking up and dudes and discarding anyone who can’t satisfy them. Awesome!

Hitting resolutions of 1280x720 pixels, the High Definition videos offered at Bang Bus present this mostly amateur action in glorious fashion. Instead of coming off as low-budget public access television, the Bros now seem more akin to one of Steven Soderberg’s guerilla digital productions: no frills but top quality!

Members of the Bang Bus also receive bonus access to the rest of the 34 websites on the Bang Bros network; websites that cover all major niches and are of uniformly great quality. Mr. Pink’s readers will also receive a discounted monthly membership rate of just $17.95 by signing up through this here review. Neato!

Cons:
As famous for fucking amateur sluts as for taking their sweet fucking time getting there, the Bang Bus and its crew are wont to include unnecessarily drawn-out introductions in nearly every scene. You’ll spend a solid twenty minutes driving around town listening to the guys waffle on about nothing special before they even pick up a girl. Then, of course, they’ve gotta persuade the girl to get butt naked and fuck - that also takes time.

Photos are rarely provided with Bang Bus scenes. Instead, members are given galleries containing screencaps pulled from the video that, rather surprisingly, fail to reach the 1280x720 pixels of the largest HD video and instead look quite dull.

Older content doesn’t just fall short of the current HD video resolutions, it also must have been shot wit vastly inferior equipment and looks quite weak with washed out colors and poor light sensitivity.

Conclusion:
When a site is as highly regarded, as influential, and as well-known, even outside the porn industry, it has a huge reputation to live up to. Thankfully, the folks behind Bang Bus (the equally infamous Bang Bros) have managed to keep their most popular site in top order. Updates continue to be added every week, the HD videos look fantastic, and there’s a very pleasing mix of performers that, although it favors amateurs (as it should), still has room for the occasional pro-pornstar appearance. When you’re onto a winning formula, you only need to keep it going, not make unnecessary changes - something the Bang Bros and their notorious bus know only too well. The site isn’t without minor issues, though - lengthy, non-sexual introductions get extremely tiresome - but they’re nothing that a fast-forward button doesn’t quickly take care of. Keep it up, Bros!