Mr. Skin review

Mr. Pink’s review of Mr. Skin
Review Date - 08/24/2011

Overview:
One of the things that caused viewers of Judd Apatow’s 2007 smash-hit comedy Knocked Up laugh their fucking brains out was the incontrovertible fact that almost every single character in the movie was portrayed as an idiot: Seth Rogen’s Ben was a go-nowhere goofball, Katherine Heigl’s Alison was, like, hella foolish for thinking Ben would be an adequate father; and every single pink-eye afflicted member of Ben’s ramshackle household displayed unfathomable ignorance in their attempts to create an online business that does exactly what Mr. Skin, easily one of the ‘net’s most consistently popular adult sites, already does perfectly - show you which celebrity babes get naked (or just look supersexy) at what times in which movies. Everyone knows Mr. Skin and, like him or love him, it’s undeniable that this grinning cartoon icon changed the public perception of the online adult industry in a huge way. Featured on CNN, E! and VH1 and in The New York Times and Maxim, along with plenty of other mainstream media outlets, Mr. Skin is the most well known vendor of depictions of female nudity and sexuality on the ‘net, surpassing even the fading Playboy empire in pop consciousness. For you, the home viewer with $29.95 to spare, Mr. Skin offers almost 600 hours of video featuring more than 20,000 actresses from all around the globe as well as a huge database of models, musicians, and other celebrities. With this enormous archive of video clips and screencaps, many now in High Definition resolutions, and new content and reviews being added almost constantly, Mr. Skin is certainly the best chance you’ll have of beating your meat to all your favorite stars as they do anything and everything to earn their ample paychecks. Man, what a great way to spend yours!

Pros:
The most immediately apparent attribute Mr. Skin holds over his competitors is the size of his, uh, collection. With a staggering number of videos (up to 50,000) and screencaps from them all, as well as other scenes, there’s so much online at Mr. Skin that is simply blows every other nude celeb site out of the water.

With the advent of High Definition home televisions and Blu-Ray movie releases, Mr. Skin’s content is now appearing in HD resolutions with impressive regularity. Checking out, say, Amber Heard’s nude scene in The Informers will result in video resolutions as high as 1280x720 pixels that look fantastic.

Mr. Skin doesn’t just hold an enormous collection of nip-slipping, bush-bearing, ass-flashing celebrity hotties, it also presents a continually evolving and expanding collection of feature articles, star biographies, blog posts, themed compilation videos, regular DVD nudity roundups, and the famous Mr. Skin Minute videos which tell you, in brief, where to see the latest, hottest nude scenes.

Perhaps because Mr. Skin and Mr. Pink are brothers from ‘nother mothers or perhaps because many folks can’t afford to shell out $29.95 a month for nonexclusive celebrity nudes, Mr. Pink’s readers can now join Mr. Skin at the discounted price of $18. Neat-o!

Cons:
Just because your favorite actress appears in the Mr. Skin index doesn’t mean you’ll be seeing her nipples and bush. Take Winona Ryder, for example: the former Ms. Horowitz can be found in numerous movies getting near naked and flashing a little skin, but never completely nude and all you’ll see here are suggestive and sexy shots.

Clearly, Mr. Skin deals exclusively in nonexclusive content. These images and videos can and will be found on hundreds of other websites also dealing in celebrity nudes. Sure, Mr. Skin’s arrangement and various online features are light years above his closest competitors, but nonexclusive content is nonexclusive content.

As image and video quality vary according to whatever sources are available - online streams, DVD, Blu-Ray et. al. - there is plenty of lower quality content online at Mr. Skin. Low resolution videos and screencaps currently abound and the transition to an HD majority won’t be on the cards for at least a few years.

Mr. Skin is a salesman, first and foremost, and the plethora of advertisement - for this and other websites both - emblazoned across the pages of his site are presumably one of the reasons it has become such an unstoppable money making machine; but, fuck, they get pretty damn annoying after a while.

Conclusion:
Whether you’ve got a thing for Megan Fox, Frances McDormand, Kim Kardashian, Rachel McAdams, or Juliette Lewis, Mr. Skin has just what you need: a comprehensive visual guide to seeing these celebrity babes in the flesh. Whether they flash their tits at any given opportunity like Demi Moore circa 1996 or reserve their nips ‘n’ butts ‘n’ slits for Oscar-bait roles, pretty much every single actress and singer in the world (American, Korean, Portugese, British, and more) who has unleashed her naked body before a camera can be found here in Mr. Skin’s incredibly dense archive of videos and screencaps. With a ton of regular feature videos and articles (and, unfortunately a few terrible puns for every star), Mr. Skin is one of the most consistently engaging adult sites on the ‘net, exclusivity be damned!