Tainster review

Tainster review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/29/2015

Overview:
'Tainster' might sound like it's describing some mischievous imp that runs around tapping people behind the scrotum and before the anus on the area known colloquially as 'the taint' - but it ain't. Describing itself as "The Amusement Park of Porn," Tainster is a European network that prizes originality, outlandish sexual acts, and fetishes that everyone (and their freaky girlfriend) can get behind. Home to sites dealing in distinct fetishes like WAM (wet-and-messy), CFNM (clothed-female-naked-male), drunken parties-turned-orgies, watersports, huge ejaculations, and hyper-orgasmic women, for starters, Tainster's boldness leaps off your screen just as clearly as its models bust out of their skin-tight shiny satin blouses. Promising members access to High Definition videos hosted by 15 exclusive websites that collectively see daily updates, the Tainster network is not only one-of-a-kind, it's a very enticing oddity, too. Fork out €29.95 for access (that's about $33 USD) and a world of carnality unfolds before you like a magnificent vagina eager to ensnare a thick-veined, pulsing cock. Why not throw yourself at the mercy of Tainster?

Pros:
Tainster's sites declare their niche themes and fetishes very openly: Party Hardcore, Drunk Sex Orgy, Mad Sex Party, My Fetish, Fully Clothed Sex, Fully Clothed Pissing, Pee Squad, Cum Squad, Pissing in Action, All WAM, Tyrannized, Party Softcore, Leony April, Tainster Live, Slime Wave, Orgasmatics, and Pornstars at Home leave little doubt as to what they hold. Rest assured, it's a messy, messy world here at Tainster.

The women lending their bodies and libidos to Tainster include many known European deviants: Valentina Nappi is nearly drowned in fake jizz, Nessa Devil enjoys numerous orgies, Amirah Adara takes center stage at a nightclub blowjob-fest, Daria Glower lets herself be pissed on, and Anissa Kate enjoys drenching her clothes in all kinds of liquids for an utterly erotic non-naked adventure.

Don't fret, though, skin-oglers, there's a mix of nude and non-nude content, hardcore and almost-hardcore, here at Tainster. A new episode arrives twice daily and brings with it some gorgeous imagery and outrageous sex. High Definition videos stream and download at 540p, 720p, and 1080p resolutions, offering clear and vibrant images on each site. Photographs can be viewed online or downloaded, hitting 1920px in either case.

Any network adding two updates each day will soon reach a hefty size. With more than 5,000 scenes online, Tainster's already there but it is now nevertheless available at an almost stupidly affordable price: just €19.99 (approx. $22.25 USD) gets you inside for a full month.

Cons:
Standing at just 1280x1920px, Tainster's photo content doesn't quite have the same visual splendor as the HD videos. It'd be great to see photos reach 3000px in the near future. If Tainster continues to lag behind the competition in this regard, there'll soon be many very upset photo lovers leaving Tainster for greener pastures.

Anyone considering themselves a fairly normal or mainstream fucker might find Tainster's obsession with women rolling around in slop, having their entire bodies drenched in fake cum, slurping on giant fake penises, partaking in various urination games and trials, and gathering together at private nightclubs to fuck every man and woman present in the booze-addled chaos of a dance-floor orgy

None of Tainster's movies supply English language translations of the dialog you'll hear in Czech, Russian, French, and Spanish. Sure, many scenes are so noisy and chaotic they require few words to explain what's going on, but there's plenty of simpler scenes that would benefit from translation.

As Tainster increases its supply of bonus third-party-provided porn content as an added extra for its loyal members, it'd be great to see said bonus content pulled out of the main content archive where it currently sits occupying space better served by content from one of Tainster's original and exclusive efforts.

Conclusion:
Tainster's current condition offers no cause for major concern, but there's certainly improvements that could be made. In past reviews of this network, Mr. Pink's noted the need for a photo resolution upgrade, an upgrade that still hasn't happened. At 1920px, Tainster's photos are a far cry from the lush and vibrant 1080p HD videos and will soon be left far behind its competitors. Updates are still arriving on a great twice-daily schedule, adding more bizarre carnality to the network's already huge archives. Streaming and downloadable videos look good and offer strong detail, absolutely essential to porn focusing on such tactile fetishes as WAM, urination, and CFNM. Tainster's an excellent and definitely out-there network that'll suit any deviant porn fan who doesn't mind foreign language productions as long as they're original, interesting, and incredibly hot - that's Tainster in a nutshell.