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Tainster might initially sound like a site devoted to the perineum, one of the male body's hidden pleasure zones, but inside lies something much more spectacular: a seventeen-site network of utterly fantastic fetishistic sex. Delivering its content in stunning 1080p HD video formats and 2000px photos, Tainster's many websites are often the outstanding websites of their respective niches. If you're into wild drunken orgies, watersports, WAM, or CFNM, or if you even know what those acronyms mean, you're bound to get a swift kick in the libido from this plethora of pornographic delights. Be warned, though: you won't feel quite the same after five minutes at Tainster, let alone a month.

Score

Quality 9
Design 8
Navigation 8
Updates 9
Content amount 10
Money value 8
Downloadable videos 9
Exclusivity 9
Appeal 7
Overall Score 87

Videos

Number of movies 3,205+
Average length 30 Min.
Full length videos YES
DRM Protection NO
Streaming YES
Download Limits NO
Video format

MP4 (1920x1080)

MP4 (1280x720)

MP4 (720x540)

Photos

Pic sets 3,205+
Pics per set 140
Zip sets YES
High res pics YES
Model Index YES
Watermarks YES
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Tainster review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/14/2012

Overview:
Though I've no concrete idea where the term "Tainster" originated, initial impressions pointed to the slang term for the perineum, the small patch of male flesh residing between the scrotum and anus, the "taint." While you won't find much perineum licking here on the Tainster network, you will find a wide range of utterly uncivilized sexual acts, from wet-and-messy fetishism to pissing to the wildest girls' nights you've ever seen, spread across "15+ sites." Tainster is a European production and its websites - some of which are Pissing In Action, Party Hardcore, Fully Clothed Sex, Cum Squad, and the curiously titled Slime Wave - feature dozens upon dozens of sensuous European women who throw caution to the wind and let their freak flags fly. Promising its soon-to-be members 720p and 1080p High Definition video formats added to the existing 4,000 scene archive every day of the week. Live webcam shows are also previewed on the tour pages and star the same models you'll be ogling in Tainster's hardcore fuckfests, orgies, waterspout adventures, and whatever else this kinky-as-fuck network throws your way. All this delectable sexual shenanigans comes at a price, of course, and Tainster members pay either €24.99 or €39.99 depending on their desired level of access (webcam shows are for premium members only). This high price might push Tainster out of your reach, but stick around, you never know what a Mr. Pink's porn review will dig up, especially at a network so bizarre and outrageous as Tainster.

Pros:
Tainster's websites - Party Hardcore, Drunk Sex Orgy, Mad Sex Party, My Fetish, Fully Clothed Sex, Fully Clothed Pissing, Pee Squad, Cum Squad, Pissing in Action, All WAM (wet and messy), Tyrannized, Party Softcore, Quest for Orgasm, Slime Wave, French Pee, Orgasmatics, and Pornstars at Home - are online exclusive productions whose photo and video content won't be found anywhere else on the 'net.

Although it should be clear by now, especially after the names of Tainster's sites gave it all away, let me clear something up: Tainster is one weird fucking network! You've got multiple pissing sites, a few dealing in WAM or sploshing, monstrous fake ejaculations, insanely overpopulated orgies,  an a ton of brutal hardcore sex. This ain't your momma's porn network, folks! Tainster is definitely an acquired taste.

With 17 websites in operation and more allegedly arriving soon, there's already a mothertruckload of smut here. Nonetheless, a new update hits Tainster's network homepage anywhere from two to five times every day, each one adding a 2000px photo gallery and 1080p video content (both of which look quite brilliant) to the already hefty 3,205-scene collection.

Instead of paying between $30 and $50 for access to Tainster's bevy of great content, why not take advantage of Mr. Pink's discount scheme? Stick with me, folks, and you'll get inside for the comparatively bargain basement price of €19.99 ($25ish USD). You'll get more than just regular Tainster access, too, with live webcam shows on both weekly and daily schedules.

Cons:
As large as Tainster's archive is, it's unavoidable that members will eventually stumble upon some non-HD videos that peak at 720x540 pixels and look pretty gosh darn dull. Unfortunately, a few 540p videos can also be found among the more recent updates, which is quite disappointing.

The navigation system in place here makes trawling through the thousands of Tainster scenes a cinch, but only as long as you're focused on the network as a whole, not individual sites. It'd be great to see more site-specific browse and search tools; even a model index with site-specific browsing is currently absent and that's a fairly essential component of any network.

Those readers who've come to Tainster for the straight hardcore content probably won't find all that much of interest on the majority of Tainster's sites. This network deals in fetishistic smut that has a fairly limited audience and while there are some great hardcore sex scenes included in the mix, they're definitely in the minority.

Every scene this reviewer took in contained dialogue in a language other than English. The scenes are not subtitled or otherwise translated, leaving English-speaking members with no means of understanding what's going on; at least verbally. The huge group sex scenes present another problem; the cameras simply can't capture everything and some presumably smoking hot sex is left off-screen while the music-heavy soundtracks overpower any location sound.

Conclusion:
With most of Tainster's seventeen websites receiving positive write-ups from yours truly, it's pretty much a given that the network itself will earn a rave Mr. Pink's porn review. Things aren't always what they seem, though, and there are unfortunately a few relatively minor issues that prevents Tainster from achieving an absolutely glowing review. First, older content sees a significant drop in quality from the latest HD updates. The navigation system makes it difficult to accomplish very specific searches as it amalgamates all seventeen sites into one. There's no English spoken here, either, leaving anyone who doesn't speak Dutch - at least, I think it's Dutch - to wonder what the hell is going on (aside from the sex). Overall, though, Tainster manages to take its obscure niche content, present it beautifully, and bring multiple daily updates consistently to its members. And, when you consider how rare it is to find networks dealing in pissing, WAM, CFNM, drunken orgies, and the like, Tainster is all that more special.

Cute babe gets facialized
Two sluts share a massive load of cum
Amateur slut takes on two dudes at the same time
Out of control sex party
Gloryhole jizz spurting
Fucking in the foam
Euro honey is a terrific cock gobbler
Dirty dirty WAM
More threesome action at Tainster
Party Hardcore always ends with a blast
Lucky black stud takes on all types of babes
Lucky lesbian has two beauties to handle
Two amateurs get cum on their sunglasses
Spurting the pink slime

 

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