Tainster review

In all honesty, my first thought when visiting Tainster for the first time was, “Does anyone have any idea what the fuck a Tainster is?” Now, having perused the tour pages and sampled the wares, I can tell you the following: Tainster appears to be some kind of adult entertainment emporium, filled with pornographic audio-visual material of a hardcore nature and presumably of a European origin. Its size looks to be on par with the larger of the known adult websites and it appears to be structured as a series of compartments (or: solo sites) that bear names like Party Hardcore, My Fetish, Slimewave, and Drunk Sex Orgy. Wet, messy, and quite clearly piping hot, the pages inside Tainster’s members-only area undoubtedly contain depictions of human sexual relations that may shock and astound some users; this is not an area for virgins eyes to wander, so best proceed cautiously. Gaining access to this apparent haven of hardcore costs each individual a varying cost dependent on how much content they seek: the combination of videos and photos costs $36.05, photos and live webcam shows is $28.84, and a complete access package is set at $57.70 per month. (Tainster charges in Euros; the prices shown here have been converted to USD for your Pinky convenience!) While quite expensive, Tainster looks like a promising venture into Eurohardcore, so let’s crack open its semen-encrusted epidermis and burrow inside for a closer look.

Pros:
As a network governing 17 exclusive adult websites, each of them with an intriguing and rather telling name like Mad Sex Party, My Fetish, Fully Clothed Sex, and Quest For Orgasm, Tainster offers hardcore porn adhering to various niches and fetishes, all of them wild and kinky, all of them European.

With a clear, large, modern design scheme, Tainster offers clear paths for its members to browse and supplies ample preview content to give everyone a quick look inside the scenes laid out before them.

At very impressive resolutions of 540p, 720p, and 1080p, the High Definition videos available on all Tainster sites looks beautifully clear and vibrant, with a dynamic shooting style that always keeps things moving along nicely. Whether you’re a streamer or a hoarder, these videos won’t soon be forgotten.

The main Tainster content archive holds a huge collection of nearly 2,300 scenes stemming from hundreds of DVD titles the producers have released in recent years, with new scenes arriving daily. Aside from this main archive, there’s also plenty of bonus content: weekly webcam shows are archived for posterity, plenty of blogs clue you into the minds of the pornographers and models, and the social networking and community features pull you into conversation with others.

Cons:
Tainster, although attractively designed, can be seem a bit cluttered, especially when you’re focusing your browsing on just one or two sites instead of the whole network, as the navigation system always wants to keep you under the Tainster banner, whether you want it to or not.

At an average resolution of 1024px, Tainster’s photo content doesn’t impress nearly as much as its videos, which look positively astonishing in comparison. Isn’t it about time the still images were upgraded, too?

Some Tainster sites - All WAM (Wet and Messy) and Fully Clothed Pissing, for example - will simply seem too absurd for those many viewers who prefer to keep their porn based around, you know, fucking, and not whatever crazy fantasy fetish the producers have dreamt up this month.

With a minimum monthly cost of $28.84 and ranging up to almost sixty bucks for full access, a Tainster membership is definitely going to be a luxury many folks can’t afford. It is a lot of content, sure, but there are plenty of networks that are larger, more professionally maintained, and not as esoteric in their collection.

Conclusion:
Mr. Pink might still have no idea what a Tainster is, but I’ll be damned if this isn’t one intriguing online porno network! Hosting a large, exclusive collection of original DVD/digital productions, Tainster is home to some of Europe’s kinkiest hardcore websites and has managed to combine them all into one fairly neat and convenient network. Updates arrive multiple times a day, adding to the 2,300 scenes already available, and videos are presented in brilliant 1080p High Definition formats that will bring a glint to any perving eye. The network, however, can be too cluttered, trapping you in places you’d rather depart, and the content is bound to displease some viewers, especially those who prefer more “vanilla” porn. Anyone else, though, should find the ribald fetish fucking of Tainster to their liking. Now, if they could only shave a few bucks off the membership...