Overview:
After the proven success of a number of high-profile porn networks – Bang Bros and Brazzers, to name two – there have been a flood of new networks clamoring for the attention of the teeming, cumming masses. Some have absurd Brazzers-style names; others offer simplicity and transparency. Some cost upwards of $30 a month; others barely make a dent in your burrito budget. Some feature well-known models in exclusive scenes; others merely recycle content from other sites and pass it off as their own. What about My XXX Pass? Does it flounder and fail like so many before it, or does it stick to a solid agenda and bring its members something truly noteworthy? Lucky for you, Mr. Pink is on the case!

With 13 sites currently online – an unlucky number, perhaps? – My XXX Pass covers quite a lot of ground: MILFs, facials, deepthroating, breast worship, interracial sex, assfucking, and more. I Love Monster Cocks, It’s A Big Black Thing, Stuffed Petite, 1000 Facials, Soccer Mom Score, Only Teen Blowjobs, Share My Cock, Throated, 1st Interracial, Meat My Ass, Love Your Tits, and their newest addition, Mommy Blows Best, all dish out some great fucking action; the unexpected inclusion of a Pornstar interview site, XXX Pillow Talk, is certainly going to intrigue a number of users as well. I’m sure I’m not alone in wishing I’d be allowed more opportunities to take a glimpse inside some of my favorite pornstars’ real personalities and attitudes towards sex, both on and off the job. XXX Pillow Talk makes that possibility a reality. The My XXX Pass tour page also boasts of daily updates, hi-res images, multiple video formats, and over 850 scenes already online. When you take into account all the premium pussy seen just on the tour pages alone, that’s certainly a strong incentive to give this network a shot.

Once you (the actual or hypothetical member) have logged in, the range of content reveals itself to you on the main members’ page. With a left side menu connecting you to the different sites and user features, and with the updates, both recent and forthcoming, listed plainly on the page with nicely sized sample images, it’s easy to figure out where you’ll want to direct your attention first. Will you watch some cute teen girls suck dick, MILFs fuck younger guys, or a Pornstar take a cock so deep in her throat that her eyes start watering? Choices, choices!

One of the advantages a good network has over more poorly designed ones is consistency of design. Every site on My XXX Pass has an almost identical page layout to the last. Searching and browsing are done in the same way and content is presented in a singular fashion no matter where you are on the network. I’ve found that the best way to hunt around for a titillating scene is to wade through the See All Scenes directory. With a thumbnail sized image of the featured star, her name, the name of the hosting site and date uploaded, you should have enough information to decide whether or not a particular scene will tickle your fancy. If you’d prefer to search for your favorite models, there’s a drop-down text listing in the main menu as well as an alphabetical directory. If, for example, Bree Olson is one of your “special ladies”, as she is mine, you can find her very easily via that particular method. Once you’ve found Bree’s name and clicked on it, you’ll see that she is very popular among the My XXX Pass members, with nine hardcore scenes and an interview currently online. Let’s check out her most recent work, a video and photo set for Share My Cock co-starring Alexa Von Tess.

Bree and Alexa waste no time stirring up your libido. After caressing each others’ racks for a little while, they get on the floor and open their mouths. Lo, a dick does arrive, and boy does it get sucked! Blowjobs are great and all, but sooner or later the desire for pussy overrides any oral satisfactions. Thusly, these chicks get fucked – Bree even takes it in the ass! They fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck then, not surprisingly, the guy pulls out and explodes all over their faces. (Although, truth be told, his jizz obviously favors Ms. Olson. I can’t blame it, really.) This scene is typical of Share My Cock’s content - although the scenes are sometimes limited to oral sex – and the rest of the content available on My XXX Pass in general (obviously sans second girl).

Videos are provided in a couple of different varieties – MPEG or low and high quality WMV – and can be streamed or downloaded in full or in part. Obviously the high quality WMV option will receive the most attention from downloaders, as it’s easily the best looking. With a resolution of 640x480 pixels, the image is clear without being brilliant, the colors strong but not exactly vibrant. It would undoubtedly please existing members and further encourage potential members to sign up if there was a video quality upgrade in the near future. In fact, considering that this is the second time I’ve reviewed this network, I was hoping for, if not expecting, a video upgrade. With many networks now offering true HD resolutions and bitrates, My XXX Pass can’t afford to fall further behind in that department.

At least one photo gallery is provided with every video scene and can be viewed from within your browser window or via a downloadable zip file. The photos are all very professional, taken with nice lighting and framing that makes the models look even more glamorous and sexy than they do in the vids. The sex depicted in the photo sets usually mirrors the videos but occasionally features a different outfit or a not-too-drastic change in location (from sofa to bed or kitchen table to bench top). Image resolutions often meet HD standards, hitting 1000x1500 on a pretty regular basis. These images are gorgeous and provide great detail and clarity that will have you staring for hours. Older pics may only reach resolutions around 800x1200 but they’re still fairly high and don’t need an upgrade, although one would be nice.

So whether you’re a video or photo fan, your needs are taken care of fairly well by the main content. If not, there’s always the bonus content. The Bonus Scenes appear to be thoroughly enjoyable outtakes or licensed videos from other producers – I’m not quite sure. Whatever the case, they’re fun to watch and you get a nice helping of them to accentuate the main My XXX Pass material. It’s Your Porn offers hundreds of licensed streaming videos, many of which feature amateurs. DVD Title Feeds give you exactly what the name implies and DVD Bonus Feeds offers a more organized, but still very similar, selection of additional titles. Cherryboxxx Movie Feeds, not surprisingly, does exactly the same thing. Not bad for bonus content, but not exactly mind blowing either. So…do you think My XXX Pass will satisfy you in a world full of disappointment and drudgery? Here are some final tips to help you figure out if your $29.95 a month will be going to good use.

Pros:   
- Exclusivity! The only places you’ll find this content outside of My XXX Pass are a select few DVD sites like VideoBox.

- Some of the world’s hottest pornstars – ones you’ve been drooling over for years – are featured performers in a ton of great scenes that cover a pretty nice and neat variety of hardcore niches.

- Updates are added to the network once a day; you’ll always find something new to scope out.

- XXX Pillow Talk is the perfect site for those times when you’re too spent to beat off and just want to watch and listen to a hottie talk about her life, work and sexuality instead.

Cons:
- With High Definition video taking over the online porn industry, My XXX Pass definitely needs to upgrade their current standards.

- There are occasional ads and upsells scattered around the sites. They’re a little annoying at first but you learn to ignore them pretty quickly.

- Some of the sites are a little lacking in terms of quantity and would definitely benefit from more than 2 updates per month.

- Almost nothing has changed since Mr. Pink’s last visit to My XXX Pass. Where are the improvements? Where are the high-definition videos?

Conclusion:
While My XXX Pass might not exactly be my own personal favorite porn network, it’s not hard to see that it could be someone’s favorite; at least, it could with a few improvements. HD videos still aren’t anywhere to be found, leaving My XXX Pass floundering behind its more advanced competition. The site design, too, could use a bit of an upgrade from the unsightly ramshackle state we currently find it in. Apart from those few minor gripes, however, there’s a strong network just waiting for attention to be heaped upon it. Unfortunately, in business – especially the adult entertainment business – you can’t just wait for the attention you think you’re due, you have to command it. C’mon, My XXX Pass - be a man!