It’s ok to admit to a little homoerotic daydreaming now and then. Come on, you can’t tell me that while you sat in the cineplex munching on buttered popcorn and staring at that last Pirates of the Caribbean movie you didn’t occasionally think, “Man, if I was a chick I’d totally go for Jack Sparrow. He rocks!” Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, these guys are extremely attractive men in anyone’s book, so it’s ok to admit that you find them a little, you know...sexy. If you didn’t harbor feelings like these, what brought you to a review of an adult site entitled David Nudes? Huh? Oh, it’s a site focusing on naked women, not men, and David’s just the guy who takes the photos and runs the website? Well, that’s what I thought. Orlando Bloom’s cool and all, but perving on hot naked chicks is, like, sooo much hotter, wouldn’t you agree? David Nudes is another one of those artistically inclined erotic photography sites and everything here has been produced by a gentleman named David Weisenbarger. Your membership gets you access to such erotic fantasies as lesbian Twister, naked outdoor hula-hooping, and shot after shot of gorgeous women from around the world, all stripped bare for your viewing pleasure. Membership will set you back just $19.95 a month, which seems like a great deal. Let’s open up the doors of David Nudes and find out what, apart from tons of naked women, lies within.

Pros:
David Nudes‘ model archive is filled with some incredible examples of feminine sensuality. The models hail from various parts of the globe - Utah, Paris, Minsk, London, Stockholm, Kiev, Florida - and are often photographed in some extremely beautiful locations such as forests, waterfalls, deserts, lush fields, and, of course, David’s studio.

Photos are presented in four resolutions: small (533x800), medium (1067x1600), large (2000x3000), and an extra-large version that reaches an astonishing 3744x5616. The latter offers such incredible detail, you’ll find yourself spending a long time examining every pore of the models’ bodies. Videos are also extremely high-quality and reach HD resolutions of 1920x1080 pixels, rivaling any adult Blu-Ray movies you might have on your hidden shelf.

Along with the already expansive archive of nearly 400 video scenes and well over 1,000 photoshoots, David Nudes updates every day, adding both photo and video items to the site and ensuring your well of high quality erotic adult entertainment never runs dry.

David Nudes knows that any extras given to paying customers are a great incentive to sign up for a membership and have provided quite a significant helping of bonuses for your enjoyment: video interviews with models, blog posts, even a lesson on erotic art photography from David himself.

Cons:
The lower portions of video pages suffer from being rather cluttered and confusing. Below the very necessary scene info and viewing options, you’ll find a ton of suggested scenes, either from the same model, shot in similar locations, recent updates, or just plain old featured scenes. It’s good to suggest some extra viewing, sure, but this many items completely dwarfs the scene you’ve already selected.

Content can often be extremely repetitive - Elizabeth, for example, has 25 photoshoots and three videos online and every one one takes place in the same location: a forest. Great news if you dig the scenery and just want more shots, not so great news if you’re looking for variety.

Videos contain music tracks that make it impossible to hear the models. This is especially frustrating when we’re given an extremely hot lesbian make-out or sex scene but can’t hear those dulcet moans we all love so much.

It’d be nice to see the model index refined a little. More model browsing options would be great, as would some of that nifty “roll-over” information pop-ups we’ve seen on a number of other sites.

Conclusion:
David Nudes promises that “it’s all about quality” and we’ve been given absolutely no reason to suggest that Mr. Weisenbarger and his crew have done anything but back that claim up with some of the most eye-wateringly gorgeous High Definition photo and video content the online adult world has seen. Beautiful models in picturesque locations at incredibly high resolutions...how could anyone complain about that? There’s definitely room for a few improvements, but they’re really quite minor. If staring at breathtakingly beautiful naked women in the highest possible quality is what you enjoy doing in your spare time then David Nudes will definitely satisfy.