1000 Facials review

1000 Facials review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/01/2016

Overview:
When you first visit My XXX Pass, it's immediately obvious that this is a network largely concerned with blowjobs. From Mommy Blows Best to Throated, there's so much fellatio held on these nine sites that anyone eager for more jaw-dropping dick-sucking action would do well to seriously consider a membership. But what happens when you've got equal amounts of women out to swallow seed, take body shots, and encourage creampies? What about those of us who find a milky load is best aimed at a sexy, wanting face? That's where 1000 Facials comes in and what a premise this one has! Trying to plaster the faces of one thousand pornstars, AVN winners and newbies alike, in the name of entertainment? Now that's commendable! At 1000 Facials you can expect to see slutty-mouthed MILFs like Rachel Roxxx and August Taylor, teen Latinas like Sophia Leone and Heather Vahn, and brand-new babes like Goldie Rush out to earn a reputation as one of porn's premiere blowers. What's more, talk of super-detailed HD videos makes the tour previews even more tantalizing, capturing each gorgeous made-up model as she leans back, presents her tongue, and feels shot after shot hit her skin. Messy cum-play and two-dick blowjobs might even pop their debauched little heads in from time-to-time, making an already massively tempting face-blasting emporium even harder to resist. Standard membership fees run you $29.95-a-month, but considering 1000 Facials' enormous appeal, that's really a pittance to pay, wouldn't you say?

Pros:
Fancy watching semen splash over the faces of such awesome cock-suckers as Luna Star, Veruca James, Ashley Fires, Kleio Valentien, Casey Calvert, and Charley Chase? Well, 100 Facials has you (and them, and many other pornstars) covered. Many performers are also featured elsewhere on My XXX Pass so if their 1000 Facials scene leaves you wanting more, it's just around the corner.

Almost every woman dropping to her knees for a thorough oral working over for 1000 Facials members is a highly skilled cocksucker who can throw plenty of energy and enthusiasm into the most simple scenes. From gagging deepthroaters like Julez Ventura to more sensual suckers like Evelyn Lin, there's quite a bit of stylistic variety here, though every scene ends basically the same creamy way.

A new face-pasting encounter arrives at 1000 Facials every Monday, bringing both photo and video content with it. Photos can be viewed online or downloaded in zipped sets, both methods giving you 1920px views. Videos are even more clear and vibrant, streaming and downloading in a variety of SD and HD sizes, the best of which hits 1920px and delivers mouth-watering POV-heavy scenes in great style.

Sure, 1000 Facials isn't exactly around the corner from its titular milestone achievement, but it's making a super-fucking-admirable effort to get there. Archived on the site and awaiting your attention are 474 individual scenes and more than 500 photo galleries, not to mention the even greater collection housed on the My XXX Pass network. Now discounted to $14.95, your fist month inside 1000 Facials and My XXX Pass is a super deal!

Cons:
When it comes to screen-friendly ejaculations, it seems not every man is made equal. Some heavy-hitters have clearly been eating their celery and coat the ladies from hairline to chin, often filling their mouths too. Other guys spit a barely visible stream of cum that leaves little visible impact. Maybe it's time 1000 Facials started vetting its male talent a little more closely.

If you're after blowjobs and blowjobs only, 1000 Facials' occasional vaginal penetration scenes may annoy you. Conversely, if you're after hardcore sex scenes ending in facials, the majority blowjob-only content here may leave you wanting. My XXX Pass network access makes this somewhat easier to deal with, especially if you're digging 1000 Facials but know your hunger extends much further.

Looking at the recent updates for various My XXX Pass sites, you'll notice many reoccurring faces. The network seems to shoot a handful of scenes with a given performer, releasing them to various network sites over a few weeks. While this will suit super-fans of, say, Rachel Roxxx or Aleksa Nicole, those after wide network variety will be annoyed by the similarities between these scenes.

Of all My XXX Pass's ventures, 1000 Facials would probably benefit the most from a photo upgrade. Currently sitting at 1920px peaks both online and in zipped downloadable sets, these galleries just can't compete with those sites now pushing into 5000px and 6000px territory. 1000 Facials needn't even go that far, just to 3500px or thereabouts, and the detail would be so much greater.

Conclusion:
Thus far coating nearly 500 of the promised 1000 faces, 1000 Facials does a great job of convincing both pornstar and home viewer that no bodily area is more deserving or appreciative of an ejaculatory explosion. Updates land here every Monday, adding another lip-smacking oral pleasuring session ending in messed-up makeup and a cream-smeared face. The women working their magic here include many of porn's premiere fellaters, including some rarely seen elsewhere these days - someone please keep Heather Vahn working often - but these women also often appear mere days later on another My XXX Pass site, which, if Throated, Mommy Blows Best, or Only Teen Blowjobs, should prove a similar scene to her 1000 Facials effort. This can make the network seem a bit uninspired at times, but the other bonus sites make for some really great viewing and add a whole heap of value to the already tantalizing 1000 Facials. Depending on how specific you are about facial cumshots - visibility, volume, color, open or closed mouth or eyes, method of achievement etc - 1000 Facials is either going to completely take over your life or, at the very least, have you dreaming about splashing down Gina Valentina (or whoever) as she stares up into your eyes, giggles, and thanks you for your load. That's the power of 1000 Facials, fellas.