Christoph Clark Online review

Christoph Clark Online review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/02/2013

Overview:
It takes years of experience to be able to definitively call yourself a true explorer of human sexuality. (And, no, fucking on a football field at midnight doesn't qualify you, my friend.) Christoph Clark might not be all that well known in the USA, but throughout Europe his name conjures up images of women being defiled and debased in the most decadent of fashions. And I'm not talking about their choice of attire - although that, too, is pretty raunchy. Clark trains his camera lens on the likes of Sandra Romain, Bobbi Starr, Madison Parker, and Blue Angel in scenes that see them open their mouths, pussies, and asses to all manner of phallic implements artificial and natural, latex-gloved fists, and the tongues of their costars both male and female. Costing $29.95 a month to join, a Christoph Clark Online membership promises Europe's most salacious hardcore, delivered in stunning 1080p HD videos, and with enough updates to keep your dick hard and your face grinning for one month or more. Whaddya say we tear this site open and see if, just like one of Clark's signature anal gapes, there's a treasure trove of sexual gratification waiting inside?

Pros:
Christoph Clark shoots hardcore porn in an identifiably European style: lush images free of glitzy editing or flashy music, perfectly capturing the decidedly risque and defiantly hardcore acts taking place before him. Members enjoy the plethora of anal and double-penetration scenes on offer, as well as lots of aggressive lesbian sex, ass licking, gaping assholes, fisting, blowbangs, gangbangs, and the hottest European and American women in porn.

Unlike some of his more visually adventurous Evil Angel cohorts, Clark has a clean, concise directorial style that never outshines his performers and the ribald sex taking place onscreen. Here's a man who's all about substance over style! Most new scenes are available in High Definition formats and can be streamed at 540p, downloaded at 720p and 1080p; photo galleries offer 1920px images and look as great as the HD videos.

A new scene is added to Christoph Clark Online once-a-week and with 624 scenes already online and vying for your attention, that makes quite an impressive collection. It isn't entirely exclusive, as is par for the course with Evil Angel's sites, but it is a thoroughly compelling collection.

Every eager fuck-fan that signs up to Christoph Clark Online finds himself with an additional 22 Evil Angel websites to enjoy, free of charge. Adding to the already impressive value, Mr. Pink's readers can now buy their way inside for a mere $14.95 monthly price. If that's not a bargain, Bobbi Starr isn't one of the world's premiere supersluts!

Cons:
Clark's site holds plenty of content, yes, but only about a third of it comes in High Definition viewing formats. The rest, most of them older productions, peak at or around 720x480 pixels and unfortunately look quite poor with washed out colors and significantly less detail.

None of Christoph Clark Online's photo galleries provide a downloadable zipped package, leaving photo fans to manually open and save every image they want to keep. This can be, and usually is, a very time consuming process that is sure to frustrate and bore those used to the convenience of zips.

Scene pages are devoid of synopses, as are movies. Talk about a wasted opportunity! Take a title like Bobbi (Starr) Violates Europe: those who don't know Bobbi's an American of substantial infamy won't quite get how brilliantly conceived the movie is and may not even bother watching a preview.

Christoph Clark Online might now be adding a new scene every week, but historically speaking, the update schedule has been anything but consistent. It'd certainly be disappointing to come back and find the site slacking off in this regard, so let's hope there's enough material in the vault to continue the weekly updates.

Conclusion:
With a large archive of 624 scenes, Christoph Clark's Evil Angel-affiliated site is a great virtual representation of the man himself. The scenes are pulled from Clark's most successful titles and series - Top Wet Girls, Angel Perverse, Gape 'Em All, Euro Domination, Bobbi Violates Europe, and Big Natural Tits, for starters - and often presented in gorgeous 720p and 1080p High Definition video formats offering clear, powerful imagery. The women cast by Clark are ferocious performers whether taking a dominant or submissive role and then they're paired with (in straight scenes, at least) really give them a thorough working over. The major letdown here is the comparatively slim collection of HD content; only 132 of the 624 scenes offer HD viewing. Should a greater percentage of HD content find its way online, there'll be ample reason for celebrations and, of course, even more reason to join the ranks of Christoph Clark Online's satisfied members.