Dancing Bear review

Dancing Bear review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/12/2014

Overview:
A dancing bear might not sound like entertainment you could endorse. After all, it's probably cruel to the bear and it's not like you've ever seen a grizzly shuffle their feet like Fred or Ginger. Why then would a Bang Bros-produced porn site named Dancing Bear appeal to you? Sluts and plenty of 'em. Ok, so the women seen wrapping their lips around a stranger's boner in these exclusive CFNM (Clothed Female Naked Male) scenes don't exactly leap out of their clothing and start fucking anyone and everyone in sight, but they do let loose after downing a few too many cocktails at their bachelorette parties (or whatever reason they've come up with to go absolutely wild). Dancing Bear has been online since mid-2009 and should now be heavily loaded with the filthiest, most degenerate all-female (entertainment excepted) parties you've ever seen. It should, but… it seems Dancing Bear has fallen into a little trouble of late, and not with the boyfriends and husbands of these breast-baring, cock-stroking revelers, either. Will your $29.95 monthly membership fee get you all the marvelously debauched things you've heard Dancing Bear offers or will it only disappoint?

Pros:
There's no other site out there quite like Dancing Bear. Here you're privy to the most sordid and slutty all-female parties known to man - or close to it anyway. Whether celebrating an impending marriage, a long desired divorce, or just letting loose with their girls, these "ladies" watch with jaws agape as a naked man (often wearing the bear head of the site's title) prances around and shoves his cock in their faces.

Luckily, many of the attending woman are absolutely down to stroke, suck, and sometimes straddle the entertainment. When more than one guy is present the parties turn into wild orgies that see some girls sitting back and watching while getting drunker and others bobbing their heads on boners before leaning back to take a full facial from some guy whose name they surely don't even know.

Although nowhere near as plentiful as many other Bang Bros-run websites, with 111 scenes and galleries, Dancing Bear holds an adequate collection. If you do run out of material, though, there's another six sites open to all Dancing Bear members: Public Invasion, Haze Her, Culioneros, CFNM Spot, STFU College, and Busty Adventures.

What's more, Mr. Pink's readers can now enjoy Dancing Bear's uniquely perverted party porn for only $19.95-a-month, an incredible savings of $10 and the best CFNM deal on the 'net, bar none!

Cons:
No longer even trying to keep to a weekly update schedule, Dancing Bear now adds content about once-a-month and doesn't seem to aim for regularity or predictability, simply adding scenes whenever they're ready, whenever someone gets around to it. Hey, at least it's still adding content!

The women getting loaded and taking loads in Dancing Bear scenes aren't always the amateurs they're claimed to be. Look carefully and you'll notice a few relatively unknown pornstars getting in on the action (and a paycheck). When they're present, the likes of Ava Taylor and Valerie Kay end up doing most of the work, in turn ruining the amateur atmosphere.

Dancing Bear's bonus sites might hold some pretty racy content in their archives, but don't go looking for fresh new porn there, you won't find it. So far this year, none of these six sites have added anything new to their collections and no longer seem to be actively updated.

Shooting wild drunken parties with ample sexual activity is likely a very fun job. Perhaps that's why Dancing Bear's cameramen seem to miss a ton of great shots and angles on the action while transitioning between positions or focusing on something ultimately less appealing than, say, the biggest three-face-pasting cumshot to ever be unloaded by a dude in a bear mask.

Conclusion:
Dancing Bear's endlessly appealing premise - drunken female revelers are entertained by and then service stiff-dicked male dancers - makes this undervalued site a must-see part of the extended Bang Bros family. That said, it'd be great to see Dancing Bear ditch the professional women for an all-amateur cast, keep the guys' heads covered with bear masks (for the lols), and update more than once each month. Holding only 111 scenes, Dancing Bear isn't especially plentiful and considering there's very few sites like this (and fewer still in English), it's a shame there isn't a whole lot more to show for five years online. Bonus sites are no longer updating at all and it seems likely that Dancing Bear will head in that direction before it starts racking up the episodes with weekly updates. Still, as disappointing as some elements of this unique and original site may be, Dancing Bear is wild party porn at something close to its very best.