Deepthroat review

Deepthroat review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/29/2015

Overview:
Way back in 1972 a landmark adult film was released, a film that forever changed public perception of adult entertainment, gave name to the infamous leaker of Watergate secrets, and made deeper in-throat fellatio a talking point of every sexually liberal individual and couple. That film, Deep Throat, also led to the creation many years later of Deepthroat.xxx, a Stiffia Network website devoted entirely to porno from the 60's, 70's, and 80's, the so-called Golden Age of adult entertainment. Deepthroat promises its paying customers "the biggest retro porn archive" the Internet has to offer and claims to hold pristine digitized versions of 16mm and 35mm classics like Candy Stripers, Alice in Wonderland, Olympic Fever, and of course Deep Throat, all available in one convenient package for all you die-hard fans of porno classics. With movies starring legendary performers like Seka, John Holmes, Linda Lovelace, and Christy Canyons, there's sure to be plenty of thrilling retro-styled sexual adventures here at Deepthroat, complete with hirsute pubic regions, oversized mustaches, and even (gasp) characters, plots, and multi-angle shoots! Truly Deepthroat is a time machine set to send you back to the most important and influential era of adult filmmaking, and your cost is just $34.95-a-month! But what of low resolutions, shitty soundtracks, and elusive Stiffia network access?

Pros:
From the (almost) titular Deep Throat to Alice in Wonderland and everywhere in between, the two-hundred-plus Deepthroat movies include many, many classics and forgotten gems of the Golden Age: the Goddaughter, Johnny Wadd, and Immorals series; Hot Circuit, Lust of Blackula, The Satisfiers of Alpha Blue, and Paging Bettie Page.

The stars of Deepthroat's curated archive include many legendary adult performers both female and male. From thick-dicked 70's studs like Harry Reems, Ron Jeremy, and John Holmes to the women that had the world standing to attention: Linda Lovelace, Seka, Kristin Powers, Amber Hunt, Asia Carrera, and Vanessa Del Rio.

Not only does Deepthroat already hold 219 scenes (from 81 movies), adding more each week, but a membership to this Golden Age wonderland also gets you access to another Stiffia site of your choosing. Remain a member for another month and another Stiffia site opens up. And it'll all start unfolding with payment of a $17.48 discounted membership fee.

Cons:
"Scenes" are merely specific points on timeline of full-length movie and when selected simply start the movie playing at the beginning of your chosen scene. While this doesn't mean much to streaming viewers, downloaders are forced to download the entire film in one file and cannot download individual scenes.

Aside from the name and the inclusion of Gerard Damiano's legendary film Deep Throat, there's nothing especially oral about this site or its collection. Most movies are standard hardcore flicks with plenty of fellatio to be seen, but it's by no means a focus and won't be suited to die-hard deepthroat blowjob super-fans.

Produced over thirty years before HD video really became ubiquitous, Deepthroat's collection doesn't offer the visual quality of today's porn. Instead of 720p and 1080p HD resolutions, Deepthroat's videos peak in and around 700x404 pixels and are often hazy, too dark, desaturated, or from poor-condition prints.

Many Deepthroat movies don't really fit in with the 70's aesthetic, which isn't exactly surprising since they're 90's releases. Easy to spot amongst the genuine older classics, the 90's films sport bigger hair, more extreme tans, larger artificial breasts, and clearer but blander imagery.

Conclusion:
Stuck firmly in standard definition, Deepthroat's videos lack the vitality and clarity of today's HD productions, yet they do offer unique charms. The styling of models was more naturalistic back in the 70's, so you'll see pubic hair and even armpit hair on the women working their carnal magic for your viewing pleasure. Don't let that dissuade you from exploring Deepthroat, though, as notable stars like Seka and Vanessa Del Rio deliver some of their finest work here. It's really the setup of the site that needs work, not the content itself - although a proper digital remastering into HD formats would be awesome to see - as individual scenes merely point to a notch on the timeline of a full-length feature. The plentiful 90's productions could use some culling, what with their more glitzy and silicone-marred style and garish imagery. Stiffia, the network housing Deepthroat, can be gradually unveiled and accessed by multi-month subscribers but the network poses its own problems and isn't totally necessary your enjoyment of Deepthroat, an expensive but worthwhile collection of classic porn that, quite frankly, needs only a few significant adjustments.