Category | Anal, Hardcore, Lesbian, Pornstars |
Price |
$29.99/Month |
Just when you thought you'd had a thorough sexual education, that you'd experienced everything but the proverbial kitchen sink, along comes Everything Butt, an anally-focused exploration site from the fetishistic fiends at Kink. Everything Butt sees young starlets and the eager veteran dommes who warm them up, stretch them open, break them in, and introduce them to anal pleasures previously unattainable. Everything Butt can prove a little difficult to enjoy at times, but any ass-man with an open mind will find it uniquely exciting and always entertaining.
Quality | 8 |
Design | 7 |
Navigation | 6 |
Updates | 7 |
Content amount | 8 |
Money value | 9 |
Downloadable videos | 9 |
Exclusivity | 10 |
Appeal | 10 |
Overall Score | 84 |
Number of movies | 317+ |
Average length | 65 Min. |
Full length videos | YES |
DRM Protection | NO |
Streaming | YES |
Download Limits | NO |
Video format | WMV (1280x720) MP4 (1280x720) MP4 (960x540) |
Pic sets | 317+ |
Pics per set | 200 |
Zip sets | YES |
High res pics | YES |
Model Index | YES |
Watermarks | YES |
Everything Butt review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/29/2014
Overview:
Even now that society has somewhat warmed to the idea of heterosexual and homosexual anal intercourse, you'd think butt-sex would be on everyone's agenda. Unfortunately, though, many still regard that anal passage as inherently unclean and sinful, something to be shied away from unless, you know, you've gotta have sex that way due to the absence of the more traditionally accepted penile sheath. The women you'll find spreading their thighs and exploring their gaping capabilities at Everything Butt, however, are devoted lovers of ass-play who've been partnered with some of the most devastatingly ass-hungry dommes ever to set foot in Kink's San Francisco Armory studio. Hosting such anal queens as Bobbi Starr, Dana DeArmond, Carter Cruise, Proxy Paige, and Krissy Lynn, Everything Butt includes, well, every kind of anal play except straightforward dick-in-ass penetration. (Strap-ons don't count, do they?) Bringing its deviant fans and followers a new anal invasion every week, Everything Butt is Kink's most ass-tastic site where you'll marvel at the rectal elasticity of porn's boldest women, their asses pried open and filled with dildos, hooks, inflatable plugs, fingers, tongues, beads, metal balls, baseball bats, and even a fist or two. Charging $29.99-per-month for access, this Kink ass-expanding endeavor should have you chomping at the proverbial bit to see what its featured models can do with their glorious holes. And, in true Kink style, Everything Butt is as aggressive and adventurous as any of the company's other efforts and makes a real treat for any ass-lover. Pucker up, fellas and fillies, 'cause asses are being invaded like they're oil-rich foreign nations, right here at Everything Butt!
Pros:
The most adventurous women in porn have come to Everything Butt to test their mettle against dominant bitches set to initiate their juniors into an exclusive club for gaping-assed harlots. Already impressing on this site are Lea Lexis, Casey Calvert, Carter Cruise, Dana DeArmond, Sarah Shevon, Penny Pax, Kristina Rose, and Anikka Albrite, and there's newcomers arriving every week.
After being introduced to your chosen featured performer - Kink's pre- and post-scene interviews are always revelatory - you'll see her sit or lay down and begin to be warmed up by her domme. Soon enough, though, assholes are opened and explored. Phalluses are pushed deep inside, as are fingers, fists, beads, balls, and other kinky devices. Orgasms-aplenty occur and many women squirt when cumming. Most of all, though, Everything Butt is an exploration and investigation into anal thrills.
Reaching 720p resolutions in High Definition MP4s, WMVs, and streams, Everything Butt shows off its performers' assholes in astonishing detail. You'll note who's had bleaching and who missed a spot shaving, who can take how much rectal expansion and who wimps out after three fingers. Photo galleries look quite good, too, in 800px and 1200px resolutions, the latter in a handy zipped download.
Holding 317 scenes at writing, Everything Butt is as solid as its stars are elastic. Updates arrive every Tuesday and, unlike some Kink sites, Everything Butt shows no signs of slowing down or going away anytime soon. Although network access isn't provided, you are given a great chance to browse the rest of Kink's expansive empire and see what you like.
Cons:
Subscribing to Everything Butt won't give you access to any other Kink websites as they're all standalone, individually-charging sites. You can purchase individual scenes from anywhere on the Kink network in pay-per-view fashion, but that will soon get expensive unless you've got a small porno appetite.
Kink might not offer network access, but it has been arranged to function as a network. Confused? Yeah, I don't blame you. Enter Everything Butt and it seems all other Kink content is a mere mouse-click away, but you'll soon find yourself struggling to identify where you've ended up and how you got there. A tighter, clearer, more comprehensive navigation system (keyword tags, advanced search etc) is definitely required.
An industry leader in many regards, Kink still has some issues with photo resolutions and could definitely stand to upgrade Everything Butt's 720p HD videos to 1080p resolution, bringing them in line with other Kink sites and the industry at large.
If you're browsing around Everything Butt and opening each appealing scene in a new browser tab, you'd better hit 'mute', bro! Trailers for scenes (and sometimes the scenes themselves) automatically start playing as soon as their viewing page is opened. This does get pretty annoying when all you're doing is taking a look around.
Conclusion:
Like most Kink endeavors, Everything Butt's content trumps its unfortunate presentation on this chaotic and often disorienting website. Designed like a network but only allowing access to paid-for standalone sites, Kink appears easy to browse and peruse, though you'll soon find it is anything but. Everything Butt's ass-expanding, colon-tickling rear-end penetration scenes see all manner of toys plunged, all sizes of human finger and fist stuffed, and quivering assholes pucker up and cum when appropriately stimulated. All of this can be seen in 720p and, although a 1080p HD upgrade would be most welcome, in enough detail to keep fans clamoring for more intense close-ups. The chemistry between performers is key here, with some dommes clearly hamming it up and letting their inexperience show. Those that know what they're doing, however, help to create memorable and inspiring anal explorations that'll keep any devoted anal-lover coming back for more, lack of network access be damned!
 
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