Fem Flood review

Fem Flood review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 11/10/2012

Overview:
In recent years, female ejaculation has gone from being largely unknown and regarded by those who were aware of it as a myth to a sexual practice so commonly discussed it even made its way onto an episode of everyone's favorite televised trainwreck, Jersey Shore. "Squirting", as it has become known, is when a woman is so aroused in such a particular fashion that vaginal fluid erupts from its internal housing and douses the pleasure-giver in a reversal of traditional ejaculatory gender relations. Fem Flood is a British site dealing, not surprisingly, in showing the gushing, spurting, squirting orgasms of amateur women. Vowing to deliver only 100% authentic female ejaculations, Fem Flood nonetheless promises to be more than just a squirting site, instead professing to be all about "genuine and unsolicited female ejaculation and squirting orgasms." (I don't know about you, but that's sounds like a "just squirting" site to me!) Costing $19.98 a month to access, Fem Flood offers photographic and video evidence of genuine female ejaculations that won't be found anywhere else, but is the site really such a powerful torrent of feminine sexual fluids or is it more of a slow dripping faucet? Grab your snorkels, friends, 'cause we're about to find out!

Pros:
An all-female site focusing on masturbation, Fem Flood encourages its models to do whatever it takes to get themselves off. Whether rubbing her clit in the snow, waving a Hitachi Magic Wand around her nether-regions, or letting the camerman's hands work their manual magic, the results are usually orgasmic and suitably moist.

Updates appear to be arriving at Fem Flood on a daily basis, adding more content to the 97 scenes and 30 galleries already online. It's nice to see some solid activity in this regard.

Fem Flood's photo content arrives in three resolutions, all of which can be viewed online or downloaded in zips: 1024px, 1280px, and 1600px. Videos, too, can be viewed as online streams or downloaded in multiple formats, which is good to see.

The only bonus content on offer to Fem Flood's members is a V.O.D. (video on demand) version of The Female Orgasm. Unfortunately, even this rather paltry offering shows generic licensed hardcore smut from a variety of vendors and won't be of much interest to squirting fans.

Cons:
It appears that some of Fem Flood's scenes actually show urination, not squirting; the streams are too consistent and somewhat yellow in color. Other scenes are more forthright about being urination porn and they really have no place on a squirting site.

Fem Flood's content archive rotates scenes in and out of availability, with changes made every 180 days. The webmasters claim this is to keep overhead costs low, but with so many affordable server storage options available across the Internet, I can't imagine this is the only reason.

Much like that of its sister sites The Female Orgasm, Hands On Orgasms, and Only Emma, the content you'll see here at Fem Flood is quite visually bland. I know these are amateur productions, but even amateurs can produce attractive, detailed adult videos on a micro budget. The company claims to still be shooting new content and adding it to the archives, but if they are it's indistinguishable from the older material.

Many galleries somehow, for some reason manage to bypass the squirting (or pissing) acts and end up being little more than light masturbation shoots that won't offer anything of worth to squirting fans, the very lifeblood that keeps this site going. Without squirting, what's the point? Some videos are also very brief and show the squirt and very little else, removing any eroticism or intimacy from the scene.

Conclusion:
With its rotating collection of squirting-focused galleries and videos, Fem Flood is a problematic site dealing in a niche that is, even under the most accommodating of circumstances and environments, very difficult to effectively execute. Photos and videos both look quite weak, with low video resolutions and unflattering lighting suggesting this content wasn't shot recently as suggested by a news post from the webmasters, but in fact has been sitting on a virtual shelf for quite a few years. With content allegedly being held online for 180 days then pulled to make way for what I can only assume is similarly dated material, there's not a whole lot of worth in a Fem Flood membership; even die-hard squirting fans will find something to complain about, namely that scourge of squirting sites the Internet over: urination.