Fuck or Fired review

Fuck or Fired review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/27/2014

Overview:
Assuming you're a man, you've likely never had to choose between finding a new job or having sex to keep your current one. Unfortunately, many women find themselves subject to sexual harassment in the workplace, some even pressured into performing sexual acts to receive a deserved raise, have their voice heard, and even just to remain employed. Fuck or Fired takes this very real problem of workplace sexual harassment and makes lively, lusty porn out of it. Sure, it sounds like a pretty offensive premise for a porn site, but Fuck or Fired promises not to showcase anything but the hottest discreetly captured footage of inter-office carnality. "Watch a horny boss and desperate employees doing anything to get a job," says the introductory page. The women shown on these tour pages wear glasses, skirt suits, and show their professional courtesy and sophistication before being asked, and sometimes forced into disrobing, spreading their legs, and sliding down on their boss's dick. Costing $29.95-a-month and guaranteeing "a never ending story" filled with carnal bargaining of the most salacious kind, Fuck or Fired is a promising European reality porn site worth watching.

Pros:
The inter-office trysts captured on hidden spy cams for Fuck or Fired see foxy secretaries, new applicants, soon-to-be-dismissed under-performing employees, and visiting consultants all fall under the sexual spell of the head of Noxon Telekomunikace. He soon convinces them to undress, receive a massage, go down on him, and even allow him to penetrate them anally. Whether it's a new hire or his embittered wife, he sows his yuppie seed in any garden.

High Definition spy cams catch the sordid goings on of Fuck or Fired in 540p, 720p, and 1080p resolutions, all of which offer surprisingly clear viewing (for spy cam porn). Once the sex starts, cameras tend to move in for closer, more explicit views, all showing plenty of detail in streams and downloads. Zipped photo galleries can be downloaded from a quick link and offer incredible clarity of image with pictures reaching 5184px.

All dialog heard in Fuck or Fired's scenes is Czech translated via subtitles into English. The accents and language help give the impression of us viewers having access to secret office spy cam feeds on the other side of the world, footage captured by a forward-thinking, law-skirting porno entrepreneur. The performers often have a good rapport, too, adding authenticity to the scenes.

Whether a site has been online for decades or has just sprung forth from the mind and servers of its creator, Mr. Pink's tries to score his readers discounted memberships to all. Fuck or Fired can now be joined for $19.95-a-month - a much more suitable price for casual visiting and your first taste of Fuck or Fired.

Cons:
Holding only 11 scenes, Fuck or Fired is very, very small and won't be of a more substantial size for many months to come. Updates are not dated and a schedule bringing new content to the site has not yet been established. We must assume Fuck or Fired will continue to grow, but there's no indication how much it will grow in a certain time frame, not yet.

A truly uncomfortable and unwieldy vertical layout keeps every morsel of Fuck or Fired's archives on one long page. This suits tablets and mobile devices quite well, but desktop users will surely find it frustrating to browse and very awkward to search. Good thing there's not much here…

Photo galleries are only available in zipped sets and no online viewing option is available. You're simply forced to save the often large (500 MB) zip files on your hard drive to check out as you wish. While this is convenient for some, it's a photo-viewing nightmare for others. Online galleries are a must!

In one scene ironically entitled "Sex in the Workplace Won't be Tolerated," the "boss" penetrates a would-be-fired employee anally. "That's hot," you say? Well, perhaps you'll think differently when he pulls out after cumming, looks down at the light brown smears and chunks surrounding the employees asshole and says "What a mess!"

Conclusion:
Fuck or Fired must be brand-fucking-new - how else could it show its face with only 11 scenes in its archives? Even if we forgive the site its minuscule amount of available content and its complete lack of update details, there's still a few minor problems. Photo galleries can only be viewed by downloading zipped sets as there are no online galleries at all. A vertically-oriented page layout keeps all of Fuck or Fired's scenes on one long scrolling page that, while suitable for tablets and mobile devices, is uncomfortable for desktop users. Videos, thankfully, offer strong detail, plenty of color, and shots both up-close and intimate, and, conversely, discreet and removed (as if shot from spy cams). High Definition resolutions provide lots of detail and clear imagery at 576, 720, and 1080p, in both streams and downloads. The scenes aren't particularly realistic, nor are they well-acted or well-written, but they 'spy cam' shooting adds an air of authenticity that otherwise would be totally missing, at least at this point, from the brand new and seriously underdeveloped Fuck or Fired.