Fucked Hard 18 review

Fucked Hard 18 review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/22/2014

Overview:
Massages don't usually turn into eye-opening sexual experiences, at least not consensual and mutually acknowledged ones. When a devastatingly sexy young woman who's only just entered adulthood lays her nubile form on a massage table and asks for your hands-on attention, however, things can go from "promising" to "ball-draining" in minutes! That's pretty much the scenario in play at Fucked Hard 18, a site on the Porn Mastermind network that keeps its HD eyes trained on the well-oiled figures of the likes of big-assed Mia Malkova, athletic hottie Kelly Diamond, hipster girl Janice Griffith, glamour queen August Ames, and Chinese fuck-bunny Alina Li as they first enjoy physical relaxation then partake of more sinful pleasures. With a clean shooting style and HD videos at-the-ready, Fucked Hard 18 should look as strong and sexy as its models, all of whom you can ogle and enjoy for only $29.81-a-month. All members allegedly receive free access to the Porn Mastermind network in addition to the 300-plus hardcore massage scenes available here, making a Fucked Hard 18 membership absolutely unmissable (unless, you know, you've got something you'd like to share with the room).

Pros:
Fucked Hard 18 sees a parade of pornstar babes sprawled out on a table and waiting to be aroused and pleasured while you watch. Recent episodes saw Teanna Trump, Nadia Nickels, Remy LaCroix, Emily Grey, and Ariana Marie make sultry appearances while earlier visitors Tori Black, Amia Miley, Ann Marie Rios, and Jayden Jaymes also did marvelous jobs showing off their amazing figures and libidos.

All Fucked Hard 18 scenes follow a simple basic pattern of events: young woman introduces herself then lays down for a sensual massage from a strong-handed guy. Soon enough, the masseuse slides his fingers across his client's mound or between her lips as she yawns open and allows him to pleasure her manually. Dicks are sucked, fingers are inserted, and many mid-height positions are enjoyed before the final messy thrust ends things.

New scenes usually arrive on Fucked Hard 18's homepage once-a-week with only occasional downtime. Each new update brings High Definition video streams and downloads, as well as 1024px photo galleries (online and zipped). The HD videos now reach 1080p resolutions at their best and look stunning, capturing the oiled bodies of the young models as near-perfectly as you could want. Simple, yet stunningly sexy imagery.

Holding more than 300 scenes, Fucked Hard 18 is finally large enough to really compete against other strong sites. Throw in a handful of voyeuristic shower cams (Teanna Trump, Remy LaCroix et al) and access to another ten adult websites (Amateur Allure, Epic Sex, Girls Do Porn and more) via the Porn Mastermind network and a discounted, $17.95 first month at Fucked Hard 18, and you'll struggle to resist too.

Cons:
Porn Mastermind is an odd little network. Home to eleven websites that had previously made their names and reputations on their own, Porn Mastermind has truncated many of these sites' archives, stripping them of much of the content that had fappers flocking to join them in the first place. Browsing the network is also a drag since every site looks identical and completely lacks personality.

Fucked Hard 18 is a fairly mindless name for a site with one basic premise that it never deviates from. There's frustratingly little variation between scenes (aside from the talent, obviously) with the girls all going through the same handful of positions after being lubed-up, rubbed-down, and slyly penetrated.

Models are rarely identified by their full stage names at Fucked Hard 18, where instead they're known by their first names only. This leaves members without any way of exploring a particular girl's work outside of this site unless they're already big fans. Incredible newcomer Nadia sent me off on a 40-minute research binge before I discovered her last name: Nickels. We know they're not real amateurs, so their full names can't possibly hurt.

Updates have recently slowed from their usual weekly schedule and have been appearing up to one month after the last Fucked Hard 18 installment. Hopefully this is not a sign that content is drying up or production is slowing down and simply a misstep on the webmaster's part.

Conclusion:
Fucked Hard 18's involvement with Porn Mastermind network adds a huge dose of value to a membership, but it's far from a perfect match. Fucked Hard 18's fairly generic hardcore massage porn sees lithe, nubile porno newbies lay down, get lathered with oil and lotion, rubbed from head-to-toe until they're not only wet but aching for a deeper touch. Then, the sex starts and, needless to say, it's every enjoyable if a little rote. With over 300 scenes already here and weekly updates usually in play, Fucked Hard 18 is almost surprisingly active for a site with a fairly low profile. Its HD videos look very, very good, however, in HD frames of 720p and 1080p resolutions. As long as Fucked Hard 18 remains part of Porn Mastermind, we can only hope it continues to commit its entire archive to the network, unlike some other sites only partially accessible. Whatever affiliations lie in Fucked Hard 18's future, it's certainly great to see some movement and progress here.