Gapeland review

Gapeland review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 11/26/2012

Overview:
Kink dot com tried its best and New York's Museum of Sex gave its all, but the world is still sorely in need of a sexual theme park where the horny masses can flock to indulge their wildest desires free of persecution, prosecution, and walks of shame. Judging by name alone, Gapeland could be such a destination. A 21Sextury site focusing on (you guessed it) gaping orifices, anuses specifically, Gapeland offers supremely hardcore anal sex that stretches the rear passages of a cast of delightful young European hotties and ensures they'll never find vaginal sex ultimately fulfilling again. Costing $14.95 a month to join, a Gapeland membership promises all the ass-expanding anal you can handle. Previews amps up the anticipation with shots of asses stretched so wide they can accommodate two dicks, the largest dildo on set, even a fist. This kind of hardcore can turn off those who prefer a more romantic view of fuckin', but they're given the entire 21Sextury network to play with. Can't us ass-lovers at least get a little internal voyeurism? Well, with Gapeland, yes, we can.

Pros:
Those well versed in contemporary European super-hardcore will immediately notice the bald head and sizable schnoz of Omar Galanti at Gapeland. Omar's doing much of the fucking here and there's nobody more adept at worming his way inside a woman's ass and slowly but surely expanding her rear orifice to accommodate even the thickest dick. Omar's on point here, folks, and the results are spectacular.

The women Galanti and his pals get to plug here at Gapeland are young and incredibly enticing European harlots. Their gorgeous looks are augmented by their willingness to have their rear passages expanded and stretched to amazing proportions and, although they might he a bit hesitant at first - wouldn't you be? - they soon get into the sex with vim and vigor.

In true 21Sextury style, the most recent Gapeland scenes have been shot and delivered in stunning High Definition formats that reach both 720p and 1080p resolutions and can be streamed or downloaded. Photos also look great and provide ample closeups of the gaping assholes in 1280px online and 4256px in downloadable zips.

Everyone who risks nausea to partake in Gapeland's extreme rectal expansions also gets the entire 21Sextury network to enjoy at no additional cost. Waitasecond… more than 35 bonus sites for free? Hell, even if Gapeland isn't your cup of tea, 21Sextury is as close to a guaranteed hit as you'll get.

Cons:
Somehow Gapeland once managed to find a new girl whose rectum to expand once a week, adding scenes on the same schedule. Nowadays, though, updates have dropped to a much slower rate, and an irregular one at that. With just 104 scenes online, Gapeland really needs to work through its interruptions and maintain a weekly schedule or, folks, you'd be better off elsewhere.

Anal gaping is always a risky niche as you're likely to see a few things you perhaps would rather not: fecal matter on the dick isn't unheard of but can be easy to ignore; gazing into the anal cavity of a woman and seeing a murky, dark brown cavern of bacterial nastiness, on the other hand, is a real turn off. Thankfully it's not that common here.

Gapeland suffers from the same obnoxious advertising as all 21Sextury websites and after the recent network-wide redesign, obnoxious is exactly what the flashing "New Messages" ruse is; there are no messages waiting in your inbox, just links and promotions to entice you into joining another site.

Photos are only available in their highest 4256px resolution in the downloadable zip packs, not in the online galleries. If you're only after a few choice shots, you're stuck downloading the whole shebang just to get 'em. Throwing an option to view galleries at 4256px seems like such an obvious convenience, I can't imagine why 21Sextury hasn't done exactly that.

Conclusion:
Gapeland, for all its enthusiasm and expertise, unfortunately ends up lacking one essential ingredient for success: regular updates. With the archive stuck at only 104 scenes and updates coming along more slowly than the Back to the Future-style hoverboards we've all been waiting for. The sex is definitely of the super-hardcore variety and Omar Galanti makes no bones about stretching the asses of the gorgeous young European models as he plugs away in their rear passages. The High Definition movies look very, very strong and deliver plenty of highly detailed closeup shots of the gaping assholes, but there is a downside: how much internal detail do you really want to see when it comes to the tail end of the human digestive system? Gaping ass fetishists won't be unquestionably satisfied with Gapeland and neither will those who just want to see some extremely tight assfucking. Gapeland falls a little short in these two niches, both of them fairly minor, but if the updates pick up again soon and the site sees a steady influx of new content, Gapeland could very well save itself. Only time will tell, I'm afraid.