Hairy Twatter review

Hairy Twatter review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 01/03/2017

Overview:
One thing about millennials some older folks will never understand is their apparent distaste for pubic hair of any kind. Turn on some porno and start watching young folks fuck, you'll see what I'm talking about. Most of the newer generation of pornstars opt to shave or wax themselves free of the short-and-curlies so prized back in the Golden Age of sixties and seventies porno and, in the opinion of many more classically-inclined viewers, lose something very special along the way. Hairy Twatter might sound like an insult slung across the schoolyard at a teenage wizard kid sporting his first ill-advised upper-lip-fuzz 'stache, but it concerns female pubic hair patterns and the women that wear them. Not just a hairstyle modeling showcase, Hairy Twatter puts these tufted cunts to work, shooting masturbation, grooming, shaving, and sex scenes so rich in follicle they seem to have stepped right out of Vidal Sassoon. All gathered under the DDF brand and given Denys Defrancesco's artistic, erotic flourish, Hairy Twatter is the discerning porn viewer's fur-covered snatch site.

Pros:
Many pornstars and adult models these days seem afraid to show a well-pubed crotch, but not such ladies as Katerina Hartlova, Kassey Krystal, Anastasia De Vine, Kyra Hot, Beata Undine, Daria Glower, and the deliriously slutty Brit, Samantha Bentley. All these ladies show off their muffs, some before attacking them with a razor and cream, others sliding a vibe or dildo or partner's tongue past her lips and into her hairy hole.

Shot in High Definition formats like all Denys Defrancesco's productions, Hairy Twatter offers its videos in streaming and downloadable HD videos reaching 1080p at their very best. These rich scenes offer strong detail and allow viewers to marvel at the dense bed of follicles adorning each pussy, watching them react to increasing moisture or direct manipulation.

With masturbation, grooming, shaving, and both lesbian and hetero sex online here, Hairy Twatter is surprisingly rich in variety across its 198 scenes. It's now also super-duper-affordable, a ridiculous $9.95-a-month. At this price, even those viewers not particularly fussed about the presence of pubes would do well to examine Hairy Twatter's hairy twats.

Cons:
The remarkably affordable $9.95 discounted monthly cost of Hairy Twatter might seem to some too good to be true - and in a way it is. Holding 198 scenes in total, the site is now classified as an Archive Site among DDF properties, meaning no new content is being produced or added to the archive. All things considered, $9.95 seems a reasonable price for such a site.

As an archive site, Hairy Twatter joins those other DDF properties that have shuffled off this virtual coil to sit in a state of inactivity. Nothing new has been added to Hairy Twatter in well over 18 months. Will new content ever make it onto a revived Hairy Twatter? Only time will tell, but it doesn't look good.

Photo galleries have not been outdone by their video counterparts, reaching 800, 1200, and 2000px in online galleries and slideshows. Unfortunately, photo fans are given only one zipped archive to grab. With only the highest-res shots available zipped, it's clear viewing options could be expanded without a resolution upgrade or a full revival of the site.

It's always sad to see a peculiar niche site fall by the wayside. It's especially sad to see it happen while other company and network sites are booming and look better than ever in 4K Ultra-HD videos and super-high-res photo galleries. At those resolutions, Hairy Twatter would likely be the most detail-rich pubic hirsutism site on the 'net.

Conclusion:
As far as DDF websites go, Hairy Twatter is on the lower rungs of quality and consistency. That said, if you're keen on tufted muffs and fur-framed pussies, it's a solid site on which to explore your preferred niche. Not limited entirely to solo scenes, there's hardcore sex here too, sex that sees furry pussies invaded by cocks of every size, shape, and color. Hairy Twatter's porn is fairly predictable, especially if you're familiar with other DDF websites, and the lack of network access makes this site, which no longer adds new content, a little disappointing. Limited to 1080p HD, not 4K, and with photos lingering behind newer DDF galleries, you do get the sense that this site is on the outs and is in sore need of a revival. Now heavily discounted and more affordable than ever, there's enough at Hairy Twatter to appeal to die-hard pube fans, but everyone else will likely find other DDF sites far more appetizing and satisfying.