Heavy On Hotties review

Heavy on Hotties review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/10/2018

Overview:
The rise of the body acceptance movement has meant untold millions of women are feeling slightly less besieged by societal expectations on their physical conditions. No longer must you be slim ’n’ stacked to be considered undeniably sexy. Thicker, heavier, very healthy models of all sizes and shapes are now being ogled online by the truckloads. Heavy on Hotties takes this trend of fuller-figured women and flips it, casting skinny babes in hardcore romps with a hefty dude who openly admits that, without his burgeoning porno studio, he’d never get to bone the likes of Skyla Novea and Julia De Lucia. In exclusive scenes detailing all kinds of raunchy bedroom bonking, from slow teasing blowjobs to spanking and choking to anal creampies, Heavy on Hotties lets this big dude pound his way to porno infamy, giving all us average guys a sliver of hope, and serving up entertaining (and surprisingly erotic) hardcore porno parties! Charging its members $29.95-a-month for access to its exclusive collection of all-original amateur-style, pro-cast fuck-fests, Heavy on Hotties is a curious and enticing site for any guy who’s ever felt sexually neglected due to his ample size.

Pros:
Home to hardcore romps with utter cuties, mostly Europeans, Heavy on Hotties may have a slightly misleading name, but nonetheless delivers the raunch in spades. Our host lays his pipe inside the mouths, between the tits, and thrust into his hired pussies , intent on pounding one out with a world-class slut for all us normal dudes out there.

The largely Euro Heavy on Hotties cast includes such lively little fuckers as Mea Melone, Sharon Lee, Blue Angel, and Lana Evans, along with a strong selection of unknown charmers hell bent on proving themselves equal opportunity ball-drainers. Hell, even Americans Dani Jensen and Faye Regan stop by to fuck the fat man!

Serving up 1080p HD streams and downloads in most cases, 720p or 480p in others, Heavy on Hotties’ most recent content looks pretty good for an amateurish, semi-pro affair. Photo galleries give you chances to ogle each babe without our host’s gut in the way, reaching 3000px online and in zips. The site appears to update its 456-scene archive a few times each week.

Cons:
Once you land on the Heavy on Hotties entry page, you’ll probably notice the dated look and style of the site. Clearly originating in the early-00s online porn boom, this site still carries garish fonts, oversized previews, and minimal detailed navigation. Photographically, things could certainly be more sophisticated.

Most every Heavy on Hotties scene is posted without any synopsis of the action. No details of the sex acts taking place, no mention of the woman’s experience or pleasure, and nothing about the guy either. Not only that, but the vast majority of updates only provide one video format and resolution.

Much of the archive, even among more recent updates, is quite dated and can be traced back more than a few years. Perhaps HD upgrades have taken place or perhaps Heavy on Hotties was fortunate enough to use HD sources early on. Either way, I just know Faye Regan has been out of porn for many years yet appears her like a newbie.

Shot in Paris, most of the content is shot without fluid, fluent English. Our host usually speaks English but struggles to get many girls to do the same. Without subtitles, the conversations can drift into total nonsense pretty quickly. What a shame, too, since the talking often makes or breaks an amateur (or amateur-styled) encounter.

Conclusion:
Subjecting his foxy female partners to undulating fat rolls, ample sweating and heaving, and even a fair amount of physical abuse would get most any other guy booted from bed immediately, but our host instead makes a great case for his Heavy on Hotties content. Any guy relegated to “unfuckable” by most roundly desired women will relish the chance to watch a fellow outcast plow his way through Europe’s finest cunts. Sure, it’s resentful, aggressive, and anti-social (and misdirected, at that), but Heavy on Hotties makes this work with its spank-filled, choke-heavy super-hardcore fucking. The 1080p HD videos bring you the action clearly and conveniently, but only if you’re content with zero other options. Visually, some improvements could be made to make the content feel more fresh, but it’s hardly a low-res disaster here. Closer in temperament to Kink or Pascal’s Sub Sluts, just not as elaborate and with more smiling and giggling from the girls, Heavy on Hotties doles out intense doses of hardcore sex starring the kinds of couples that, when seen in public, have you utterly convinced the dude is filthy rich.