Jesse Loads Monster Facials review

Jesse Loads Monster Facials review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/16/2013

Overview:
It takes an impressive adherence to diet and positive sexual habits (abstinence included) to generate truly remarkable ejaculatory loads. Carrots and celery allegedly help, as do zinc and B-12 supplements, but whether such a naturally, simply occurring influence is the secret behind Jesse and his Jesse Loads Monster Facials extravaganza remains to be seen. Jesse has been plugging young ladies for who knows how long and has developed a strong preference for unloading on their faces cum completion time. Promising "Huge loads of creamy facials," containing "100% real cum!," and aimed only at eager, slop-happy girls ("No cum dodgers here!"), Jesse Loads Monster Facials keeps the oral and vaginal sex fun and builds up to another monumental eruption in every episode of this very messy face-pasting site. Members pay $24.95 to access this exclusive, original facial site; will you be one of them?

Pros:
An exclusive collection of POV scenes focusing on flirtatious oral sex and straight-up missionary and doggy fucking, Jesse Loads Monster Facials sees every scene end with a spoogey blast of man milk aimed squarely at the face of the tired-jawed girl.

With heavy ropes of jizz landing across their faces, many of the featured models have never looked better. Danica Dillion, Vanessa Leon, Cameron Canada, Alex Chance, Jennifer White, and MIscha Brooks all give wonderful, sloppily enthusiastic performances and take their loads with relish, open-mouthed.

Reaching 720p High Definition heights in WMV and MP4 formats, Jesse Loads' downloadable videos impress with good levels of detail and reasonably vibrant colors and sounds. There's even a brief cumshot recap in slow-mo at the end of each scene, which makes for amazing viewing! Two photo galleries accompany all scenes, can be viewed online or downloaded in zipped sets, and reach 1600px resolutions loaded with milky white detail.

With an existing archive of 182 scenes online and waiting to be viewed, there's a good amount of depth to Jesse Loads. Topping it off, though, is a bonus collection of around 100 behind-the-scenes videos running between 20 and 50 minutes and offering some great insights into the performers and their working process.

Cons:
Jesse Loads' videos can be streamed, but only in WMV format. This will surely cause problems for many Mac users, who'll be forced to install third-party software just to see unsteady, jumpy streams. Flash or MP4 streams would provide greater compatibility across more platforms.

The style of lighting and photography is rarely very flattering to the models, few of whom started out among porn's most attractive women, even fewer of whom look quite ragged and exhausted by the time Jesse has unleashed his Monster Facial on their visages.

An unfortunately plain design rather devoid of personality keeps Jesse Loads Monster Facials from really reaching for iconic status. It also makes it somewhat awkward to get around as models

None of the updates are dated here, leaving no clue as to when they arrived, how much time elapsed between updates, or whether further additions to the archive are to be expected. It's amazing how much uncertainty and distrust the omission of a few numbers can result in, isn't it?

Conclusion:
Aside from a few basic fundamental issues of taste and dedication, there's nothing stopping Jesse Loads Monster Facials from taking the facial-loving online porn audience by storm. After all, the women are eager and attractive, blowjob and pussy-pounding action is believably amateurish and very hot, and the loads, of course, are mammoth. Undated content and an uncertain update schedule arouses doubts, though, about the future of this small but potent operation. Its 720p HD videos won't impress for long without an upgrade - something that can also be said of the photo content - and with many pornographers now shooting high-glamor, high-gloss 1080p movies, Jesse Loads Monster Facials needs either a bold leap forward or a solidification of its amateur style with a few improvements - and the wisdom to know which one will please its audience the most.