Mommy Got Boobs review

Mommy Got Boobs review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 05/13/2014

Overview:
Every year right around this time Mother's Day rolls around and asks us to honor and celebrate those women who've given their all so their family could have relatively safe and happy lives. Flowers, cards, and salon passes make good gifts for tho mothers in our lives, both our own and others we know and adore, but there's bound to be many moms for whom these presents just don't satisfy, those moms who require something a little more… personal. While obviously not relating to your own actual mothers, Mommy Got Boobs is a Brazzers site that aims to illustrate the burning carnal desires lurking beneath the delicately unbuttoned blouses of these mature and lusty women. Fantasy scenarios place an incredibly lucky young fella in the company of a kinky cougar, often one very much on the offensive, and HD videos capture very sordid, friend-betraying second in Brazzers intense style. Costing $29.99-per-month, a Mommy Got Boobs membership should keep your spank bank filled to bursting point with enough MILF-fucking fantasies to keep you through next Mother's Day. Just don't let slip to a buddy than you fancy his old lady enough to bend her over the hood of that Tahoe and leave a milky white stain all over his spot in the back seat. Porn should never cost you a friendship!

Pros:
The cougars and MILFs featured in Mommy Got Boobs scenes include some of the bustiest and most thrilling performers fitting that demographic: Julia Ann makes a number of seductive appearances, as do Ava Addams and Tiffany Mynx, while Kimmy Lee, Kianna Dior, Lisa Ann, and Isis Love, among many other babes both surprisingly young and impressively aged.

Brazzers is known for its inflated tits, pounded assholes, and very colorful, even absurd scenes. Mommy Got Boobs continues this tradition with tense cuckolding, raunchy threesomes, inspired anal sex, and the potentially destructive acting out of Oedipal impulses (i.e.: motherfucking). Scenes are not shot with reality in mind, but your sexual imagination doesn't always stick to the real world, does it?

Mommy hasn't just got boobs, she's got hundreds upon hundreds of pairs of them! Holding 447 scenes in its current archive but adding another scene every Monday, this boobtastic MILF-fucking Brazzers site is as hefty as the finely-aged mammaries it features. Each update brings 720p and 1080p HD video streams and downloads, and photo galleries with 2500px photos both online and in zips.

In addition to all Mommy Got Boobs' rack-tastic MILF-fucking hardcore shenanigins, all members receive free access to every other site on the Brazzers network, all 32 of them from Big Wet Butts and Baby Got Boobs to Pornstars Like it Big and ZZ Series, the latter featuring episodic parodies and narrative works. And, thanks to your ol' pal Pink, you can now access the entire Brazzers network for a very affordable $19.95.

Cons:
Many of the impressive pairs of pornstar boobs focused on and fetishized at Mommy Got Boobs are far removed from the natural world, having been inflated with silicon, saline and other size-boosters. Needless to say, those favoring all-natural breasts won't find them in every update, though they will find them.

I love fun as much as the next horny hand-fucker, but when stuntcocks are donning crazy hippy wigs, questionably tasteful pesudo-incest prevails, and pinball arcade scenarios make little sense, seeming only to exist to mention "gaming", Mommy Got Boobs could be seen as unnecessarily divisive and just a little bit stupid.

Many Brazzers sites enjoyed brief periods of prosperity before shuffling off this virtual coil and becoming essentially dead. Mommy Got Boobs might not show any major sign of heading down such a spiral, but it's still disappointing to find the once thrilling Jug Fuckers, Sex Pro Adventures, and Teens Like it Black dying premature deaths.

MILF and cougar sites often share an all-too-common problem: young-looking models. Mommy Got Boobs' featured performers include such youthful babes as Ryder Skye, Kimmy Lee, and Sarah Blake, performers who'd frankly be better fits on other Brazzers sites.

Conclusion:
Mommy Got Boobs doesn't break any porno molds and won't start the next vital porno revolution, but it does deliver some truly scorching hardcore scenes starring MILFy pornstars who aren't afraid of getting a little cum in their eyes, in their hair, or even up the occasional nostril. Julia Ann, Tiffany Mynx, and Ava Addams seem to spend more time here than even the photographers, racking up some of their most impressive Brazzers work for this busty 'n' lusty site. With a strong, weekly-updated archive already holding almost 450 scenes, there's little chance you'll exhaust Mommy Got Boobs within six months, let alone one, and the extended Brazzers network access ensures you'll never ever be without some delectable smut to enjoy. And this smut looks damn good, too, in 720p and 1080p HD streams and downloads, and in 2500px photos (online and in zips). Where Brazzers sites really shine is in their construction and Mommy Got Boobs members will find many, many ways to discover new stars, sites, styles, and scenarios that get them off in true Brazzers style. If you find yourself checking out Mommy Got Boobs and being less than impressed, it's likely Brazzers' pumped-up, super-tanned, hyper-sex style that's the culprit, not the MILFs themselves.