Mrs. Siren review

Mrs. Siren review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 02/25/2015

Overview:
"The hotwife you wish you had," is how Dee Siren sees herself, but how you see her will depend on what you think of married women who step out on their husbands, sleep with other men (often three-at-a-time), allow herself to be tied up in strange hotel rooms by strange men wearing masks (but rarely condoms), invites her fans and followers to spray their spooge over her body at frequent meet-ups, and generally act like she's not only not married, but the world's most prize-awarded superwhore! Mrs. Siren, Dee's official website, is home to her A/V archive of homemade pornographic debauchery and, damn, does it hold some marvels of whoring. Inside Mrs. Siren's members area, you'll see the titular cum dumpster impale herself on giant dildos, slide extremely long dicks down her throat, take severe pussy and ass poundings that nearly tear her apart, and otherwise offer herself up, body and soul, to sexual expression. Charging her members (or "Siren Strokers") $24.88-a-month for access to her exclusive site, Dee is as hard to resist as she is to keep monogamous. She's the hotwife we wish we had, alright, so what's a few dollars a month in tribute to the homegrown queen of horny hotwifery?

Pros:
Meet Dee Siren. She might be married to a loving husband, but she seems to fuck almost anyone but her spouse as she travels the country in search of the biggest and/or blackest dicks in the land. A thick and curvy blonde with astoundingly flexible orifices, Dee places herself at the mercy of her manhandling new friends for raunchy amateur sex scenes that run the gamut from straight hookups to insane fan-bangs and interracial orgies.

Mrs. Siren is Dee's official site and home to a library of naturalistic scenes shot everywhere from nightclubs and private party booths to adult emporiums, glory holes, motel rooms, and suburban houses and apartments much like yours and mine. From motel-room fan-bangs to live sex shows at adventurous art galleries, Dee will pry apart her pussy lips, shove giant plastic cocks up her ass, and generally whore it up wherever she's invited.

Hosting 720p HD videos and offering members access to a message board, loyalty rewards program, and bonus sites Kiki Daire, Vivi and Em, Virgo Peridot, and My First Time Sluts, Mrs. Siren's operation is clearly a fan-focused one. Hell, she even invites her fans to gangbang parties where they can either join in or sit back and enjoy the live show. What a woman!

Cons:
Updates at Mrs. Siren are erratic and unpredictable - anywhere from next day to next month - and have been for a long time. You never quite know when a new Mrs. Siren scene or gallery is due to arrive and, at times, the site can even seem dead only to appear revived a month or two later.

Anyone who finds most interracial porn's perpetuation of stereotypes hard to stomach may find Dee's devotion to black guys a bit obnoxious. She's constantly talking up her newfound black studs (even when they're not so hot on camera) and, coupled with Dee's prolapsing asshole and (very nearly) pussy, insane squirting skills, and hyper aggressive cum-whoring, Mrs. Siren won't suit all tastes.

Mrs. Siren doesn't only host exclusive content. In fact, quite a lot of content has been licensed from similar self-styled amateur whores like Sexy Karen XXX and Housewife Kelly, as well as videos from Taylor St. Claire's Taylor Made Clips company. Obviously this content is not exclusive and is likely part of a reciprocal deal that puts Dee's content on these other sites, making it non-exclusive in the process.

With huge advances in home video technology propelling amateur pornstars into a brighter spotlight than ever before it'd be wonderful to see Mr. and Mrs. Siren upgrade their gear and start delivering 1080p HD videos and higher than 1600px resolution photos. The actual shooting should improve with lighter cameras, too, giving Mr. greater freedom.

Conclusion:
Let it never be said that Dee Siren isn't a gigantic slut of epic proportions. She's also quite an entertaining performer even when she's not prolapsing her asshole and fingering it directly before her husband's camera, swallowing load after load of semen provided by a room full of virtual strangers, or getting butt-fucked in the back of a moving SUV driven by her spouse. Always up for some public frolicking and group sex, Dee is a compelling sexual adventurer, but her site could use a little work, to be honest. Where many other amateurs are now shooting in 1080p HD, Mrs. Siren lags behind at 720p and could stand an upgrade. Archive updates, although frequent, are a bit erratic and would benefit from a tighter schedule. It'd also be great to see less licensed "bonus" content on here; although they make look similar, none of the women featured in such scenes can hold a candle to Dee's absolute mastery of whoredom. Obviously, an amateur pornstar whose asshole is about as stable as the fault-lines off the Japanese shore, who's known to rant about the superiority of hung black men to her sissified husband and who earned herself an 2015 AVN nomination for Most Outrageous Sex Scene won't be everyone's cup of tea, but there's plenty of porn on the 'net and only one Mrs. Dee Siren.