Mylked review

Mylked review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/15/2019

Overview:
You’re not a cow and you’re not a goat. Hell, you’re not even a cockroach or snake, but sometimes even we human males need a good ol’ milking. Storing up our white, creamy fluids until we feel to be at bursting point can lead to disastrous consequences physically, mentally, and emotionally, so the strategic removal of semen from the epididymis via manual cock manipulation can not only be a great relief and a pleasure to experience, but may be a necessary social good, too! Mylked takes this concept - draining cocks for allegedly pseudo-therapeutic reasons - and runs with it, hiring pornstars both established and blossoming to stroke the dicks of faceless men from underneath massage table. Milking table porn didn’t start here at Mylked but it may very well end here at the ultimate rendering of a most relaxing style of handjobbery. Whether using their hands to catch and play with their unleashed load or simply letting in fall onto their smooth, curvaceous bodies, the women applying their hands-on magic at Mylked include expert cock manipulators like Lauren Philips, Lexi Luna, Kendra Heart, and Dava Foxx. Membership to this curious massage porn experience runs $19.90-a-month but promises deep relaxation and intense titillation.

Pros:
Pent up sexual frustration - and, likely, a high-protein, high-zinc diet - results in a thick, stiff dick poking through a massage table. Underneath lies a woman with serious manual skills and a clear fondness for pleasing men. Slow strokes and fast jerking coexist here, and some girls even use their mouths to push the massage along. Sexy, slender fingers work the balls, the shaft, and the head of the mystery cock with expertise.

The Mylked cast includes notable nut-extractors like Lauren Philips, Kendra Heart, Allura Skye, and Kate England, as well as plenty of newer, lesser known babes and beauties vying for your porno attention. Whether taking loads laying down or leaning up to grab a taste straight from the source, these committed semen addicts not only get their treat but administer some mighty find handiwork along the way.

Mylked’s members will log in and find a small but steamy collection of 26 exclusive scenes, each offering a rich and ribald view of cock manipulation and semen extraction processes. Delivered in 1080p HD video streaming and downloadable videos, and in high-res galleries, much of Mylked offers strong views of reclining women awaiting and working for an all-natural skin treatment.

As Mylked is part of a network that heavily focuses on handjobs, massage porn, and blasts of hot, white semen headed straight for the skin of eager women, members receive free access to nine additional sites with their Mylked membership: Finish Him, Mean Massage, Club Tug, Petite 18, Cum Blast City, Over 40 Handjobs, Ebony Tugs, See Mom Suck, and Teen Tugs.

Cons:
Mylked may bring its members 1080p HD videos but that is the only option available in either streaming or downloadable forms. Sticking users with a hefty video file is only avoided by the scenes being so short. Those viewers who simply want to watch these stroke-fests go down at a 480p, 540p, or 720p - more manageable sizes, all - are left without those options.

Mylked may have an entertaining concept at its root but the execution leaves quite a bit to be desired. Scenes are often quite bland and uninteresting, the only cause for viewing being some fanciful cock-stroking activity. Motivations and situations are almost nonexistent; some women masturbate while working the dick, others don’t.

Those viewers who insist on their cock massage and handjob sites exclusively deal with manual manipulation of the penis may be annoyed at the occasional presence of oral sex. Some women just plain want to taste the future cum fountain before it explodes. Others want to help it reach eruption point. Either way, if you’re here for handjobs alone, you may be disappointed.

Updates arrive at Mylked anywhere between one week and one month apart. This erratic non-schedule won’t keep the site growing quickly enough for most interested viewers. Holding only 26 scenes at present, Mylked is quite small. Thankfully the network access helps address this problem.

Conclusion:
Mylked has a cute premise but it’s not one likely to satisfy most mainstream porn fans, nor those who enjoy handjobs but need more than seven minutes to take in the sights. Placing its models under a table and presenting them with a faceless cock to take care of, Mylked and its short scenes offer some good stroking action but little else. Sure, it’s a very specific niche interest, this one, but there must be a way to make it more exciting! Some notable stars like Lauren Philips and Dava Foxx do a good job with the difficult concept. Others meanwhile come off as disinterested. Videos are presented in only one resolution, forcing you into viewing 1080p HD scenes and clips whether that’s your preference or not. Network access to a handful of other stroke-and-suck focused sites of similar quality is provided but unless you’re an absolute diehard fan of this odd little porn niche, Mylked more accurately describes how you’ll feel financially, not physically, after a stint here.