Nuru Massage review

Nuru Massage review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/11/2012

Overview:
Some may consider the Japanese to be, well, frankly kinda kooky. One look at the Tokyo Shock Boys, vending machines selling worn panties, sixty-four member girl group AKB48, and all that hentai and you might feel similarly. There is, however, a dedication to aesthetic beauty, ritual and order, and, uh, bathing that points out the disparity between the realities of Japanese culture and how it is seen around the world. (They're not all tentacle-fucking perverts, really?) In 1956, during the American occupation, an anti-pornography law (Baishun Boshi Ho) was enacted, forcing the world's oldest profession underground. One thinly disguised venue for commercialized sexual relief became known as Soaplands: bath houses where clients were "serviced" by attentive female staff members. Practiced in these Soaplands as well as in other "massage" parlors throughout Japan, nuru massage saw men receive slippery full-body rub downs from naked women equipped with nothing but a bottle or jug of a tasteless, odorless gel made from seaweed leaves. Adhering to Rule 34, Nuru Massage is a site that takes this time honored tradition and turns it into hardcore porn. Promising the slipperiest, sauciest hardcore massages the 'net has ever seen, Nuru Massage ropes in many an Asian-American pornstar to demonstrate the ancient nurd technique… with blowjobs and cock-riding as a bonus! For $29.95 a month, you can vicariously partake in these remarkably sexy muscle manipulations, enjoying the handiwork of such women as Amai Liu, Adrianna Luna, Asa Akira, Jessica Bangkok, and Maya Hills. But won't all this slippin' and slidin' just get you all hot and bothered and in need of a real massage all your own? Dude, that's what masturbation's for - get to it!

Pros:
It's always great to see a little culture injected into American porn and Nuru Massage brings the ancient art of Japanese gel-aided body manipulation to the horny masses here at Nuru Massage. Watching Asian (and non-Asian) pornstars unveil their incredible bodies before giving a lucky guy a wet and slippery full-body rubdown, sliding their thighs and pussies and tits across his back, chest, hands, and cock makes for fantastic porn.

Nuru Massage is a far cry from the multitude of other Asian massage themed porn sites and instead of hosting weak video and photo content, offers brilliantly high quality smut to its members both current and future. Videos are the main draw here and reach stunning, super-detailed 720p and 1080p High Definition resolutions in MP4 format. Photos also cleanly depict every shiny inch of skin, every drop of gel, and every erect nipple at 1280x1920 pixels, and they look great.

There's a mix of pornstars of Asian descent and gaijin (foreigner/outsider) here at Nuru Massage, and the cast list reads like a who's who of contemporary porn: Asa Akira, Jessica Bangkok, Maya Hills, Miko Sinz, Jackie Lin, Chase Evans, Jayden Lee, Imani Rose, and Yuki Mori are just a few of the stunning women featured here, anal every one is shot beautifully, their enticing bodies on full display.

A Nuru Massage membership, which usually costs $29.95 a month but can be had for just $14.95 thanks to Mr. Pink's, doesn't just give you access to this 167-scene, weekly-updated collection, but also to four other massage sites: All Girl Massage, Milking Table, Massage Parlor, and Soapy Massage. Now that's a happy ending!

Cons:
Vaginal penetration is not an act featured in every single Nuru Massage scene. In fact, some of them are quite limited in their overtly sexual activity, the girls often only going so far as an open mouth can take them. Even when sex is included, it can take a while to begin. This isn't a site for those who want a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kind of porn experience.

Not all Nuru Massage performers are Asian. It's not that white girls can't serve up a deeply relaxing and arousing nuru massage, more that their distinctly Caucasian background and appearance somewhat ruins the Japanese aesthetic of the site.

There is very little information about the performers provided on their profile pages, which only offer links to their featured online work. It'd be especially great to find out a bit more about the Asian heritage of some of these women. I know Asa Akira lived in Japan for six or seven years, but what about Jackie Lin, Amai Liu and all the others?

Conclusion:
Asian-themed massage porn sites are a dime a dozen these days, but Nuru Massage manages to set itself apart from the herd with a strong, growing collection of exclusive massage scenes that incorporate nuru gel and full-body contact for some righteously sexy scenes. Although a handful of these massages fail to reach the penetration stage, culminating in handjob or blowjob-coaxed ejaculation, those that do turn hardcore tend to be sensual and erotic while maintaining a hot 'n' heavy edge. Videos look stunning at 720p and 1080p HD resolutions and provide plenty of viewing options for those with specific requirements. The photos, while not quite as brilliant as the videos, still look great at peaks of 1920px. With a great concept that keeps the focus on the lovely naked bodies of these oriental masseurs, Nuru Massage is definitely one of the more impressive massage porn site online and is well worth a look if you're fond of greased, naked women writhing around before getting fucked. And, really, who isn't?