Only Secretaries review

Only Secretaries review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 07/31/2012

Overview:
Aside from proving that everyone still goes nuts for a pair of large milky-white tits, AMC's runaway smash hit show Mad Men has also shown us that, even though the show is set in the '60s, the sexy secretary fantasy is still alive and well today. Only Secretaries makes a bid for the top spot on your list of go-to softcore sites with an exclusive collection of the kind of erotica that won't just arouse you, but fetch you coffee, file your paperwork, take dictation, and maybe even file a sexual harassment suit if you're not careful. Only Secretaries comes with glowing references; part of the Only Tease family, it has a team of dedicated professionals behind it, promises of 720p HD videos, guarantees of complete exclusivity, and some tantalizing previews that see sexy British and Euro girls slowly stripping out of their skirt-suits, stockings, blouses, and "office-okay" mode to give you, the prospective Only Secretaries member, a compelling reason to lay down $24.95 and grab yourself a membership. There are only a handful of secretary-based porn sites on the 'net and most of the, I'm sorry to say, should be quickly and quietly dismissed. Only Secretaries, on the other hands, looks very promising indeed. What do you say we give it a one-month assessment period then renegotiate? Oh, and I take my coffee black, no sugar.

Pros:
First of all, Only Secretaries is a fairly large site, surprisingly so, and holds almost 550 videos and around 2,000 photo galleries. New content is added often, seeing new galleries arrive every day of the week save for Wednesday and Saturday; those days find new videos put online. There's lots of activity here and updates are not only frequent but consistent.

Being concerned with secretary fantasies, Only Secretaries' models, gorgeous British and European girls, only dress in office-appropriate attire; silk blouses, pencil skirts, suits, conservative dresses, and the like. Underneath these sedate, professional outfits, though, they wear seductive lingerie and hosiery that points to their true nature as undeniably provocative women. Watching them strip down to nearly nothing is a delight!

Image quality is high throughout the Only Secretaries archive, especially during the last year or so. Videos are, as promised, High Definition and reach 1280x720 pixels (or 720p) in streams and downloads, while photo are provided in three resolutions (1066px, 2048px, 3000px) and can be viewed online in the galleries or offline via zips. Clarity is high, colors are strong, and the lighting shows off the outfits and bodies of the girls perfectly.

Everyone who joins Only Secretaries also receives access to two other softcore tease sites: Only Melanie and Only Carla. Focusing not on a particular style but on individual models, these two sites are a decent bonus that extends both your membership fee and your perving possibilities.

Cons:
While Only Carla and Only Melanie are good, they're nowhere near as plentiful or satisfying as the other Only sites: Only Tease, Only Opaques, and Only Silk and Satin, none of which your membership allows you to access. Included complete network access in every membership package would make Only Secretaries (or any of the other Only sites) extremely hard to resist.

The main update listing doesn't just show you the latest additions to Only Secretaries' archive, but also to Only Tease and the other inaccessible sites. Man, tease is right! Thrusting this content in front of you, almost insisting you sign up to additional sites… well, that's just obnoxious.

There's quite a disparity between the number of videos and the number of galleries available here. With about five times the number of updates, the photo collection easily overpowers the videos and this is especially disappointing when you consider that the videos are dynamic, detailed, and even include location sound so you can hear the girls run their hands over their stockinged thighs. Even thrice-weekly video updates would be an improvement.

The videos aren't perfect, though, and streams can make for troublesome viewing as they force you to load the entire scene before allowing any scrubbing (moving through the timeline). If you've gotta load the whole damn thing, why not just download it for a permanently accessible copy of your favorite vid?

Conclusion:
Secretaries have long been an object of lust and desire, both for those working above them in office environments and those admiring them from afar. Here at Only Secretaries, you're given ample opportunity to indulge your secretary fetish with a large collection of exclusive photo and video content. The videos look very nice indeed at 1280x720 pixels, and the highest photo resolution (3000px) offers fantastic detail and clarity. The frequent updates - galleries almost every day; videos twice a week - keep the archive growing and the included access to Only Carla and Only Melanie makes for a nice bonus helping of softcore tease porn. While it'd be great to one day find that an Only Secretaries membership also hands you the key to the other three, currently inaccessible Only sites, and a more even collection of video and photo content, and revised streams that allow scrubbing have been added to the site, there's certainly enough tantalizing office-affair style seduction to satisfy even the most ardent devotee of conservatively dressed closet vixens. Only Secretaries might make a few missteps, yes, but it certainly doesn't deserve an outright dismissal. Not at all.