Suburban Amateurs review

Suburban Amateurs review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 06/19/2012

Overview:
The suburbs get a lot of flack from both country-dwellers and city folk for lacking the down-to-earth qualities of the former and the hustle, bustle, and excitement of the latter, but the fact of the matter is the suburbs can be a hot bed of incredibly risque sexual activity. Look at how many people are born in the suburbs; they didn't appear from thin air! Check out shows like Desperate Housewives, MTV's True Life, Cheaters, and The Real Housewives of Whereverville USA then tell me people aren't fucking their brains out in the 'burbs! On the nine-year-old Suburban Amateurs, a site devoted to exactly the women represented in its title, those porn fans with a penchant for everyday hotties and slutty MILF homemakers are given a chance to see just how salacious suburbs both small and large can really be. With its tour pages holding boasts of "exclusive photos and videos of the hottest, filthiest British girls," Suburban Amateurs takes great pride in letting its members witness what goes on behind the closed doors - hint: it involves nudity, dildos, vibrators, and plenty of thigh-shaking orgasms - and charges a fairly steep but not egregiously expensive $34.99 for one month of viewing privileges. Really, though, if you're keen on spying on suburban babes getting themselves off, it's either this or taking a leisurely drive into the 'burbs with binoculars in tow. Be warned, though, law enforcement rarely treats a peeping tom with kindness and understanding. Besides, it's not the majority our Mr. Pink's readers reside anywhere near the United Kingdom, where Suburban Amateurs and its models are based. Suburban Amateurs: giving the voyeurs of the world a view into the panties of masturbating British hotties since 2003.

Pros:
A new update is uploaded to Suburban Amateurs' homepage every few days, alternating between video and photo content. There's already a substantial collection online here, too, with photo fans especially well catered to. Furthermore, the 562 videos and 2,245 galleries are laid out cleanly and can be browsed chronologically, alphabetically, or by popularity.

Starring in these tastefully shot yet explicit masturbation scenes are some 268 models, many of them appearing only on this site. From all around Britain, from Hertfordshire to Milton Keynes to Nottingham to York to St. Ives, and it's kinda nice to hear their orgasmic uttering and exclamations colored with a non-American accent; you know, just for a change.

Although it once trailed behind the competition when it came to image quality, Suburban Amateurs has made some progressive strides in that department of late. Photos are now offered in three resolutions (1280, 2000, 3000px) and can be viewed both online of offline thanks to the handy dandy zip packages. Videos reach both 1440x1080 and 1280x720 pixels and offer great detail whether streamed or downloaded.

Members of Suburban Amateurs get a lot more than just the content held by this site. Six bonus sites have been made available at no extra cost: Viv Thomas Videos, Viv Thomas Photos, One Eyed Jack Videos, UK Amateur Galleries, UK Amateur Hardcore, and Suburban Sluts, which acts as a hardcore companion site to the masturbation-only Suburban Amateurs.

Cons:
Suburban Amateurs' photo updates outnumber video updates about four-to-one, which isn't surprising considering the update schedule used to add four galleries and only one video in a given week. While the current update schedule rectifies this disparity from here on out, there's still a huge difference in the sizes of each archive.

Although there is now a good collection of HD videos online here, the majority of the scenes Suburban Amateurs offers are stuck in lackluster resolutions of and around 720x540 pixels due to the sites slow adoption of HD formats. Additionally, there are both 1080p and 720p resolutions online here, but you never know which one you'll get until your download has finished and you're watching some woman undress.

The Suburban Amateurs forum might have been a bustling cyber community of female masturbation fans in years past, but now it's something of a virtual ghost town; there's hardly any activity these days, perhaps because members have simply given up discussing topics or have moved on to greener pastures.

After nine years in operation, it's surprising and disappointing to find Suburban Amateurs still suffering from some server-side issues, namely wildly fluctuating download speeds that hit high transfer rates one moment then plummet to a snail's pace the next. The use of a download manager is certainly not advised.

Conclusion:
For nine years now Suburban Amateurs has been bringing its fans and members a strong collection of female masturbation scenes that prove Englishwomen to be just as self-sufficient as any others, sexually speaking. With more than 2,000 galleries and 500 scenes gracing the rather awkwardly designed pages of this exclusive British site, there's plenty of opportunities for voyeurs to indulge in private viewing of pussy-pleasing, clit-rubbing, ass-tickling wankfests here. It's great to finally see some HD content on the site, and to see photos hitting even higher heights than before - the 3000px images look fantastic - but some tighter uniformity would be nice. The disparity in photo and video archive sizes can't really be helped at this point, not without Suburban Amateurs focusing solely on videos for a few years, and it will certainly annoy those who are adamant that their porn imagery be moving, but overall that issue is likely to fade as some saucy Brit pulls down her panties, leans back, opens her legs, and lets you know that you're not the only one pushing yourself closer and closer to an orgasm; she and her fellow Suburban Amateurs are joining you every step of the way.