SW Nude review

SW Nude review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 10/05/2013

Overview:
The "SW" of SW Nude stands for Submission Wrestling, which some Wikipedia editor has defined as "a formula of competition and a general term describing the aspect of martial arts and combat sports that focus on clinch and ground fighting with the aim of obtaining a submission using submission holds." The Wikipedia article - which, knowing fuck all about wrestling, I'm perhaps relying on too heavily - goes on to detail the attire worn by submission wrestlers: "shorts, skin-sticky clothing such as rash guards, speedos and mixed short clothes so they do not rip off in combat." The folks at SW Nude, however, say "Fuck clothing! Let's wrestle naked!" And wrestle naked they indeed do. An all-male site focusing not on hardcore sex, but on playful, if quite aggressive, grappling, thrusting, and thrashing about. These well fit fellas sweat, pant, and all but collapse after putting in considerable effort to fell their opponents, but there's usually time for some flirting, too. A truly original gay-focused site, SW Nude charges only $14.95 for one month of access and does all but guarantee a thrilling and unique pseudo-sexual athletic experience.

Pros:
I've been accused of perversion and extreme sexual libertarianism, but I've frankly never even considered all-nude all-male submission wrestling as even a niche area of pornographic interest. SW Nude is a trailblazer in the field of sexualized athletics and certainly deserves accolades for this bold endeavor! Kudos, SW Nude!

The wrestlers do a very convincing job and seem like they've had at least some training in the sport. Most of these handsome lads throw themselves into their bouts and seem determined to come out on top (so to speak). But it's not all gritted teeth and domineering stares: many combatants share their water with each other during round breaks and most bouts are accompanied by individual masturbation and charmingly romantic shower scenes as a bonus.

Wrapped up in WMV files, the 1280x720 pixel High Definition videos of SW Nude offer ample visual and aural detail during the bouts, the beat-offs, and the showers. Photo galleries accompany each wrestling scene and the 1200px shots can be viewed online both manually and via an automated slideshow, as well as being available in zipped sets.

Updates are arriving here on a weekly basis, giving much needed content to this admittedly small site. And, come to think of it, the less than impressive size of SW Nude is probably the reason its staff have set monthly membership at only $14.95, a great deal for anyone interested in this uniquely physical content.

Cons:
If you don't understand submission wrestling, you may find SW Nude hard to get into. I don't, and I was left wondering why certain holds brought about the end of a round while others, although forcing an opponent into submission, did not. Then again, who's to say SW Nude is following the rules of professional wrestling associations anyway?

Although intimately connected to William Higgins and its offshoot sites CFNM EU, Male Feet 4 U, and Str8 Hell, access to these sites has not been included in SW Nude's membership packages. It's too bad, too, 'cause a site with less than 100 scenes is bound to leave many folks wanting.

Most of SW Nude's scenes focus on the action itself and don't bother with too many pleasantries, but when the combatants do speak, they generally speak Czech. With no English subtitles available, most of you reading this will be left in the dark, never understanding the words spoken by the victors or the losers.

Providing members with HD videos is great, but providing only one video format (and WMV at that) is bound to cause a few problems for Mac users and those with alternative viewing platforms and preferences. It only took me about seven minutes to convert one of these WMVs to MP4 for smooth Mac playback, so it's a wonder the webmasters haven't added a MP4 option yet.

Conclusion:
Although likely not the only nude wrestling site on the 'net, SW Nude's all-male combatants seem to fare much better than most wrestlers, erotic or otherwise. After their bouts (which can be quite aggressive and intimidating), the fighters usually enjoy a sympathetic strokefest and occasionally even beat (or suck) each other off. Whether this is to ensure no hard feelings or is merely a contractual obligation, it's hard to tell; they certainly don't seem to mind, though. You, the home viewer, get to witness this in 720p High Definition videos and 1200px photos that present all action (and the subsequent shower scenes) clearly and cleanly. SW Nude is quite small, holding less than 100 complete scenes (the wrestling and showering components are separate), which makes the lack of network or bonus site access an obvious missed opportunity. That said, this content is highly erotic, very physically and aesthetically appealing, and beats out most of its competition with finesse.