Swallow Salon review

Swallow Salon review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 03/01/2021

Overview:
A few years back, just as porn was settling into a handful of house styles, a brand new and extremely colorful site from the purveyors of Amateur Allure’s acclaimed POV hardcore smut landed. Swallow Salon promised to be an orally-focused adult site with a difference. Bathing its models in soft pink and blue light and casting them as employees of a futuristic fellatio therapy clinic, Swallow Salon aimed to be all about lush, intense visuals, gorgeous starlets and, obviously, incredible head. Your very own private pornstar-staffed blowjob clinic, that’s what Swallow Salon becomes once you hit play on one of its many awesome scenes and experience a truly relaxing, inspiring, and deeply erotic working over by a real gem of a patient carer. Swallow Salon runs its members $31.99 each month but has already proven itself to be a powerful and creative blowjob outlet; one for the superfans.

Pros:
The awesome cast of Swallow Salon are not only perfectly chosen and highly skilled, they’re presented in stunning, evocative scenes. Talking to camera and playing her role as a very particular kind of masseuse, each woman brings her top-tier eye contact, verbal seduction techniques, and marvelous handiwork to each job.

Swallow Salon has an exciting visual style that bathes its stars in blue, pink, and purple hues as they drop to their knees in a private, sound-treated cubicle. Eye contact is paramount here and most performers make the most of the opportunity to stare you down in 1080p HD streams and stunningly detailed 4K downloads. Photo galleries also provide solid views in still form.

Although it’s predominantly devoted to blowjobs and load-downing, Swallow Salon doesn’t get as tedious and predictable as some other fellatio-heavy outlets. You will occasionally find a woman eager to take things further - Yhivi, Zoey Laine, and Paige Owens all request a pussy-pounding (and get it) - but mostly it’s all about the lavish oral attention being paid here. And, yes, all girls swallow.

Although the COVID pandemic has thrown schedules all out of whack, Swallow Salon ensures members always have something new and interesting to indulge in. With close to 300 scenes online, Swallow Salon is no slouch when it comes to creating original adult content, nor does it shy away from dishing out some solid bonuses to members. Now discounted to $20 for your first month, Swallow Salon is a brilliant blowjob effort.

Cons:
Most of the scenes added to Swallow Salon in the last 9-12 months are recycled in some form or another. Remastered Amateur Allure updates are presented here as classics but lack any new material. Many feature fan favorite starlets who’ve now moved on and will make great viewing for certain fans, but this is not a viable longterm update strategy.

Seeing a link to a subscription-based OnlyFans content feed in the main Swallow Salon menu is a bit disappointing. With COVID pushing many studios into hiatus, now is the perfect time to inject some stellar bonus and behind-the-scenes content into Swallow Salon itself. Putting this admittedly great casual fuck footage behind another paywall won’t thrill existing members.

Streaming videos playback at 720p and 1080p HD resolutions, but not 4K. Downloads do deliver a 4K option which looks crisp, dynamic, and lush-as-fuck, but streamers are left with 1080p as their top quality. As 4K becomes even more commonplace (even expected), any site as self-consciously visually rich like Swallow Salon will have to up its game.

Speaking of upgrades and improvements, the general site layout here is rather bland, uninteresting, and sterile. Compared to the frankly stunning scenes themselves, the site design looks almost like an afterthought. PHP errors often appeared on Swallow Salon pages and though this didn’t really disrupt browsing or viewing, it didn’t exactly inspire confidence either.

Conclusion:
Taking its cue from sister-site Amateur Allure, Swallow Salon goes a bit further and boasts not only an awesome cast of cocksucking pornstar and semi-pro delights, but one of the most distinctive and remarkable visual styles of any porn site online today. Without putting too much emphasis on the visual style, it’s easy to call Swallow Salon something of a genius move from its creators. Blowjobs are wonderful, but these are much more than simple sucking sessions. A rich, colorful, psychedelic fantasy that pairs your surrogate dick with the hands and mouths of today’s sexiest young pornstars. They stroke and suck and encourage you to unload all your tension and stress (and seed) onto their waiting tongues. COVID may have slowed Swallow Salon’s productions quite a lot but its unique style, impeccable cast, and blissful 1080p HD and 4K updates, even those recirculating classic Amateur Allure scenes, are always welcome.