Teen Pies review

Teen Pies review | Mr. Pink's Porn Reviews
MrPinks.com review date - 08/29/2014

Overview:
You're undoubtedly familiar with pizza pies, chicken pot pies, pie charts, and the struggle to snag yourself "a piece of the pie" (aka The American Dream™), but are you at all familiar with Teen Pies? A fairly new site housed on the Team Skeet network, this particular celebration of carnality doesn't mess around with facial ejaculations, pearl necklaces, or anything of the sort. Instead, Teen Pies watches as bouts of sizzling sex culminate with the guy injecting his milky load into the pussy of his partner. And, given the incredible young women appearing here, it's highly likely any creampie fan worth his salt will be extremely eager to watch Teen Pies in action. That's right, folks, it's an all-creampie extravaganza here at Teen Pies, but can a site that's only been functioning for a few months really deliver the goods in today's insanely competitive adult marketplace? Could it possibly hope to satisfy the most demanding porn consumers history has ever known? Will you, dear creampie-loving reader, give Teen Pies your complete attention as it endeavors to blow your mind with milky, leaky creampies that ooze out of their temporary homes? You can find out for yourself by throwing down $28.97 for one month of access or you could let Mr. Pink investigate for you. Oh no, don't worry. It really is my pleasure, I promise.

Pros:
The titular youngsters of Teen Pies include many of porn's sexiest and most adventurous newcomers. Already on the verge of superstardom, some models - Carter Cruise, Alina Li, and Emma Stoned, for example - simply cement their incredible sexual prowess, while other newer women - Riley Reynolds, Natalie Monroe, Mia Hurley et al - prove themselves most worthy of your current and future attention.

Creampies can be an acquired taste, yes, but I challenge any porn lover not to be very much aroused by the seductions and sex that precede the eventual unloading of semen into the featured girl's pussy. Not content with simply taking loads, most girls squeeze it out and play with it to some degree, either rubbing it into and around their cunts or bringing it to their upper lips for a quick taste of the thick, salty fluid.

Shot in a simple style that employs a roving camera to capture the 'reality-based' scenarios in play, Teen Pies looks quite good in 720p and 1080p High Definition video resolutions and 1620px photos. Both videos and photos can be viewed online or downloaded for later viewing, videos in streams and MP4s, photos in easily navigable galleries and zipped sets. The camera always moves in for an especially close look at the creampie, of course.

Although Teen Pies is a fairly new and small site, all members receive free access to the other 19 sites hosted by Team Skeet at no extra cost. Home to some 1,600 exclusive hardcore jaunts, Team Skeet is well worth a good long look and, if you needed any extra incentive, you can now do so for only $14.87-month thanks to your ol' pal Pink!

Cons:
Having been online a scant eight months and holding just 21 scenes, Teen Pies is far from overflowing with content as its models are with spooge. Instead, members will have to rely on the extended Team Skeet network to fill their porno plates and that's a bit of a shame, really, as Teen Pies shows ample promise.

The guys often jump out of frame as soon as they've dumped their loads, which is great news for homophobes but not for those looking for a more realistic depiction of internal ejaculation. It would probably be more effective and erotic to show the pair reeling from their encounter instead of immediately separating near the end of what is being presented as a real situation.

Photo galleries bring strong shots of the seeping jizz-injections to your screen, but they could stand to be shown in higher resolutions. After all, how many sites do you now see offering images at 4000px, 5000px or higher? Come on, Team Skeet, you can do it!

"Only 21 scenes", you ask? "Then why are there 22 thumbnails in the main update list?" Well, my eagle-eyed friend, that's because all Team Skeet sites have thrown animated thumbnail ads into such lists, presumably in order to confuse viewers and cause unwanted click-throughs to the advertised sites. And there's plenty of ads strewn about elsewhere on this site and its network, too.

Conclusion:
Any new site holding only 21 scenes is bound to disappoint those viewers with hefty appetites, and although Teen Pies is such a site, the scenes that are online are very promising indeed. Showcasing the willingness, the eagerness of some of today's more decadent young pornstars to receive an internal semen injection, this Team Skeet site is an enjoyable romp that bridges more sensual porn and the cum-worshipping seen on outright kink sites. High Definition videos present the action very clearly in streams and downloads, but it'd be nice to see a photo upgrade in the near future. Really, then, the only thing left to do if you're interested but not convinced by Teen Pies in its current form is wait. Give it another six months and you won't be able to resist. Hell, give the rest of Team Skeet's 19 other sites, all of which are included with Teen Pies access, a look and you'll likely say "Fuck waiting!" and jump right in.